1st
You are not unique in that. All guys fuck with those with whom they have the opportunity.
2 is
Well what else?
To fuck with those with whom there is no opportunity is quite problematic.

When a bad girl behaves well, it is happy. When a good girl behaves badly, it is invaluable!

A colleague sits out of the mail, I look round in the eyes, I ask:
What happened...?
Do I have letters or not?
He reads loudly:
- Svetlana Kovalyeva one letter, Tatyana Kovalchuk a second letter, Tatyana Kovaljenko... who are all these people?
Her name is Tatiana Kovaleva.

Yesterday night...
I sit, smoke and read. The Wife:
-...I would like to be rich, to buy warm country villas... - looks at my dissatisfied face and, sadly so -... grabbleys, loops...

The stomach of a cat is no more than a finger. That’s why he eats in the ears, feet and tail!!!! to

I was in Dyman yesterday, the router set up, and he has a taxi called Fedor, walked yesterday in the apartment, walked, drove, drove, entered the room standing looking, and we look at him, and we both.
-"Fed you what" - he turned his head and went to another, comes back and looks again :), probably wanted to say something, but could not remember :)

Kawaii
I am beautiful! I have such beautiful hair! Generally
Dezmond
How about Yushchenko?
Kawaii
You are stupid! He is a man :(
Dezmond (15:28:17 10/08/2011)
Fuck it XD
Dezmond
What is the name of the grandmother there?
Dezmond
by Timoshenko

Did I play in WWE?
The pope is talking.
I can't read this magic yet.
Nothing to put

xxx: I downloaded the movie for the phone, downloaded on the phone does not work, the sound is going and there is no picture. What to do? →
Tagged: fantasy

Lemon: Capec has a situation. The girl has left me. We met for a year and a half.
Cockroach: Wow... hold on, brother. You’ll have a lot more babies, don’t take that stuff out. Why went to another?
Lemon if it were. This is the whole and the cappuccino, not to the other, but to the other.

People love the good that others do to them.

Talk to a acquaintance.
- Imagine, a guy came to us in the office to work, so he is, neither
The sapphire on the compass cannot play, nor can the passies disassemble.
And what about this?
No, he is a fool. He says we have come to work, so let’s go.
Working, we are still sitting here. And it works.
8 months later.
- Remember, I told you about the goat that all work.
The Hotel? So, he was appointed as the head of the department instead of me, and I was three years.
I was waiting for this place! I don’t have a map, right?! to

We decided to find out who is the best opera in the world.
Come from all countries and compete. The task: forests
15 hectares, there launched a rabbit and you need to find him. The first Americans, the SWAT squadron breaks into the woods, with mints, hour not, 2 not, after 3 they carry a rabbit, everyone is delighted with the good tra-la... Further, the English, drive into the woods the best royal soldiers, a bunch of hunting dogs and other labours, in an hour they carry a rabbit... all in shock, affix... Well, the turn of the Russians
In the woods, two operas in the shape of dads, all began to get upset:
Men, you are where, you are there for a couple of days.
Opera is OK.
Yes, we will be waiting for you here.
Everything is OK. We soon entered the forest.
In the forest there is noise, thunder, screams.
They leave in 15 minutes!
A bear in handcuffs. Conducted to Judges
Bear - Where to go here, I am a rabbit!))))

Oh yeah, these dumb puppets!
XXX: I met with one.
xxx: it has come to sexas, and she is like jumping up from above and as a sparkle:
The Unlimited Merger of Gurren Lagan!! to
XXX: Well of course. It is better to meet with a satanist or a fanatic of darkness. At least you know what to expect from them.

At a small hospital in a small town in the Pskov region, a doctor asked me where I came from. I was from the Udmurt Republic. The next question of the doctor: "Well, and how is it compared to Russia?"

And I had a young man who, when I finished, began to list all his relatives: Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa Grisha-a-a-a-a-a-a!!He was named after his grandfather himself. He is probably in his most honorable place - at the peak of pleasure.

A year ago, there was an innovation in the city. Mint began to ride on the central walking street on electric cars, small such two-seater to ride on the sidewalk between people. And the central street we have almost a park - lawn, bushes, flowers.
I sit with a friend on a bench.
I: The menta is on its map again.
Friend: Do you hear what he says? "We went to the ninth hole."

My acquaintances went to Spain, well, and as everybody does with the locals, you can talk about anything, mates, sex, depravity - they are still not belmes in Russian. They are standing in the elevator and very colourfully discussing upcoming sex. And here is an old couple going with them:
"yeah.. guys, it’s all really great, but we’re Russian too"
Epicfail

Short frog: I had to come up with 6 names of schoolchildren from the United States, for a textbook that we are preparing...and I watched the US serial maniacs on wiki)

There are no words, as I dream that before becoming a deputy, a president, a co-founder and other chief, who is allowed to scatter the budget before taking office, they will cut off our right hand immediately.
And they placed a seal on the forehead of the Buddha: "You sweep, muddle, cut off, and left."