The opinion of the majority is not always correct. Not a billion flies, not two, not three, not even more, will convince me that shit is delicious.
Joseph of Egypt

I can forever look at three things: how the river flows, how the fire burns, and how...

Kadysheva can always look at four things: as the river flows, as the river flows, as I am none and as you are none.

In the pink times of my childhood, a batch of new Ikarus, long and original, with three doors and beautiful red buttons were brought to us in the city - you won't press, you won't open. Unfortunate passengers mastered this miracle of technology not immediately. Not that they were really dumb — just our Hungarian brothers shipped buses, in which some buttons did not work, and the other part did not always work. Even Einstein would be mad. I remembered a huge broader man who was unable to get out of his middle door. At the last moment, he realized that passengers were still coming out from the rear. How he broke! The crowded room was not an obstacle. The last troubled passenger just pulled out of the back door under his pressure. At that moment, the door, unfortunately, was closed. The bus went on, and the man patiently waited for the next stop at the back door. All this way he slowly broke over with the rest of the salon, he wrapped. At the next stop, the middle door opened well, but the rear door... The whole salon crumbled of laughter and immediately trembled – the man rushed back to the open middle. This time he is on a long distance. Many were angry and caught in the armor intentionally. When the bus touched again, the man left inside stumbled so that the driver through the entire cabin could hear him well. After so many years, I remember this shout literally: "I will cut those horns! I’m coming to you, you fucking fool!!”

In response to the punk prayer, a group of priests broke into a concert of a famous treach band and organized a panic at the stage.

Why do girls not want to get married?
Because there is a sign - married sex becomes less and less every year.

If you want your girlfriend to stay with you, don’t sit behind the comp until two nights playing WoT, but go to the bedroom. Have sex more often than once every two months.

How to remove unused code?
WOW: No, you can leave it, so it will rot, it is biodegradable
Q: Did you call our technical code shit?

I get from wide pants.
I quietly go to work.
I am jealous, I am a citizen.
Who enters on Saturday.

A neighbor called me to fight with water pistols.
I just update my status while the water boils in the pot.

I remembered something...I live in the glorious city of Petrov. I changed my passport. I was sent to the district multifunctional center, where they issue all kinds of certificates, register for receipt of documents, etc. Despite the fact that the building is not new, the interior has been rebuilt. Everything is very civilian, electronic lines operate according to all the rules. The ladies who work there are sitting in orchestral cabins, all extremely polite. And here, my turn came, I go to the booth and see that in each of them there is a new apple monoblock with a firm keyboard and a mouse. And on monoblocks installed Windows XP...

I was gay, now sleeping with a woman - it's bisexual, and don't shake my head!

WOW: Yes, you are there with your uncertain orientations to the simple people.

That’s you whisper: these I fucking, these I don’t fucking... Clear, like mice on the counter! Fuck everyone who hasn’t gotten away!

by Dimitri's
> It happens, there is no money, you go like this, and you feel like it is in your pocket, hop - and there are 100 rubles. It feels like 100 rubles. Improved

I remember going to the butterfly without a penny somewhere on Beagovoy (aga, Neresinovsk), in the radio store left all the spell :) Oh shit, I would eat even a hot dog and then meet 50 rubles in the air and I, not even bending, like Alist Danilov, catch them out of the air and stretch them into the hole. So this is what I do: these 50 rubles all-powerful randomly arranged so theatrically that they affected the mood more than now the prize of thousands at 15. This is your scale :)

A mother calls, coming from work, as every night asking what to buy:
Q: Do I need to buy something, am I still going to work?
Cheese and bread
I was surprised, could you not go there yourself?! to

The Fatalist!I'm going to tell you so much about this cor))
CStrife is m.
The Fatalist!Do you know that the sweetheart in the shawarm works?
The Fatalist!So, he gave birth to a cat and he brought the cats to work.
The Fatalist!: and he told me in such a surprised tone "I did not know that we had so many cats in the area, by the evening all were broken":DDD
CStrife: ahaha
The Fatalist!I write to him on the day "hero and when all day no one visitor?"
The Fatalist!“How do you know?” and “How do you know?”

"oyabun" in translation from Japanese means "chief". I do, too, but with a different colour.

Every night I sit at home in the face of my fate.

What has a man invented by looking at a bird – an airplane or a rabbit?

I had a conversation with the accountant.
We have a cartridge with tape printing.
Yesterday I asked who you were silent about with the cartridges.
We thought you would guess.

Today comes the call:

The procurement department asks to connect Skype to our department employee Tulchinsky Viktor as soon as possible, because if he is used to working in headphones, he risks dying from a blow to the head with a stepler.

- Iluch, and why have you been in status for a month "Schizophrenia"?))
Go to Nashville!
I know why, I will write later.

Dear drivers who do not miss me on the pedestrian crossing, be careful, keep the windows closed. Because I always try to throw a burning pipe into them. Sometimes I get...