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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61986
 27.03.2012
We have the dean in this sense is interesting, they stick such pictures themselves) Humorous people there) Announcement of deferral made in the style of a poster to the film "Pila")))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №61985
 27.03.2012
How is the chef? The silk?

I: not yet

I: first called the lighthouse, then called the lighthouse.

I am: br %

Wife: and you call him, tell him - go to h*j

Then call back and tell me not to go.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61984
 27.03.2012
XXX: Buyers come today, the toilet chose. Long determined with the choice of the manufacturer, price, color. I was tortured for about an hour. have chosen. I got a card for payment. There is no terminal! The department is new, we have not put it yet.We went to take the money and did not return :( I would ask first if we accept the cards! No, you have to chase the seller! and :(
YYY: Len, you look at yourself. If you need something, you will go around all the shops, question all the sellers, and you will order it anyway on the Internet :)
XXX is fucking :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61983
 27.03.2012
[21:49:51] xxxh: blea... he’s been cuddling all week...
[21:50:25] xxxh: becomes scary for the consequences...
[21:50:54] Belo4k@: And here is me)))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61982
 27.03.2012
News title "Back in USSA" - is it, fuck, where?! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61981
 27.03.2012
Fuck, Daddy is in the shit.
WOW: How is it?
Yes, they came to work, they offered goods.
A ceramic knife?! to
You know a-al.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №61980
 27.03.2012
The repair. The Dinner. Throw away old furniture. They dropped their two books from the 8th floor. Add 200 meters to the garbage. I smoked, and my brother with the words "Bobble Run!", dropped the closet to the side and started pushing to the trash. On the street, the fridge, the Soviet closet, painted - slips well. The brother has already acquired decent speed, the late passers rush away from him, the brother hides behind the corner of the house... And here I realize that the time has come: I throw a cigarette, and with the screams "Hold the thief!!!" and "Return the closet, fuck!!"I’m going to follow him. Whoever has helped (

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61979
 27.03.2012
The Chinese will find a way to cheat.
I got a package from ebay.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: but, shit, packed in a poppy bag on which all the bubbles are already broken!!! and :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61978
 27.03.2012
What is a faithful husband and a foolish man?
Both are sincerely sorry.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №61977
 27.03.2012
I did not leave the teas. This is a Jewish restaurant.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №61976
 27.03.2012
News: Oil found in Kenya
We will soon find out that they don’t have democracy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №61975
 27.03.2012
Sasha you surprised me.)
Baby, I am not surprised yet :)
I love when I call myself a child.
xxx: what is it that is disconnected.)
YYY: Ah, such a wasteful thing.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61974
 27.03.2012
You are missing the evil!!! to
My mother says we lack evil. We need to buy evil urgently.
And what am I? I have nothing to do here! I did not take it!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61973
 27.03.2012
Everything in my life is so unpredictable. I was going to go to bed early after a hard day before another no less difficult. But the nervous tension accumulated over the day did not allow me to close my eyes. Okay, I think I will do some things to unload a little the next day. It was about an hour, things finished, decided to drink a whisky to sleep stronger. Another hour passed. Viscary made you want clearly not sleep, but rest, and not the soul, but rather the body. A lot of time has passed. At four o’clock in the morning, with an unhealthy smile on my face, I realize that I am sitting in a cheap border nearby and despite the time that has already expired, I am discussing the role of Wahhabites in the Islamic religion with an Uzbek prostitute. Everything in my life is so unpredictable :))))

[ + 45 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61972
 27.03.2012
And there are still many here who do not understand why it is impossible to get out of the raid even in the sorting, but understand what is different from the raid-0 from the raid-1?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61971
 27.03.2012
The real story.
Near the store is a high snowfall, in which two puppies of the 4th class maximum hang out. From the store comes a young mom of one of them:
“Tom, let’s go home, or you won’t have time to install the game I bought for you!
A friend with a sad voice:
You know, I’ll go... or I’ll have to go to the compass...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61970
 27.03.2012
I go to work in the hallway, two girls come in front of me, talking.
1st How is your boyfriend?
2nd “Yes, fucking, you can imagine all the beautiful clothes in the dust box! He only wants me when I’m in a coward with SpongeBob! You got yours – "call me Mr. Krabs!!!and "
and :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61969
 27.03.2012
I know a great joke about UDP, but not the fact that it will reach you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №61968
 27.03.2012
If you weren’t emotionally ready, would you have sex?
He – I don’t even understand the meaning of the question now.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61967
 27.03.2012
XXX: You’re throwing, there’s also white tea in this set of teas!
YYY: What is it?
Well, it’s the same as green, but not so yellow.

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