This also helped me once:

People remember it! August is not behind the mountains, two-thirds of the summer is already fucking on the internet!

My wish to fuck goats carefully given to my friends does not originate from personal experience, but only from the desire to expand the range of knowledge among acquaintances.
222: Let us write the book "Abby the Goat or How to expand the range of knowledge of your craft"?
111: "Surfing through the goat’s apple "
222: "Cerebral sex against ornithophilia – brain or goose?"
111: "Ornithophilic Tantra " - collection of works
222: "Ga-ga as a love call or Dear, spread your wings"
111: "Eggs are not the end of life" )
222: "Farted goose A guide to erotics".
111: The Hour Grey and White. Apartments
Chapter 22: The Grey Claw. For the valuers.
Chapter 11: The consolation. A story of one love.
222: My sweet and gentle goose!
222: and you can still make a network non-formal edition "Ebu-ga-ga!"
111: "Ebu-ga-ga" The history of one turn in the colloquium
222: Better "History of one poultry factory"
111: Scandals of investigative intrigue
and 222 )

I was with a colleague on the street. He smoked and I just breathed. And here is this scene: We drive a man on a silver nissan maxima, and here a black cat is about to cross his way. The man begins to signal desperately, but it is clear that the cat is pofigo, and she crosses his way.
The man stops and begins to give in the back. He turns and leaves where he came from.
I suggested a colleague to catch this cat and let it go on the other side of the street to see how it turns out.

Yuki (20:15:31 28/07/2011)
I sit with the bragu duem boys, one notices a scarring from a heated drill on the inner side of the elbow, well, I recently planted a trail like this, and asks - on the needle? I respond harshly.

An astonishing fact from the Begemoth cat: Some lions gather more than 50 times a day.

The question is: what about the lions?

111: popcorn, chips or cakes?
What do you mind the least? :)
222: E. Calmarov was. or cancers. Or a shrimp.
111: and now return to us from the bourgeois province.

A acquaintance said:
In her work, the originals assigned a phone to the internal ATS - 666. The accounting slang transformed the phrase "to turn to the IT department" into "to call the three six." It is worth mentioning about the spicy detail - the number of IT department is just three people.

You are my cake!
You are my shark!
Do you understand that you just called me a pig? Let it be roasted and dried with sauce, but pig?!!!! to
What kind of pig? You are my cat!

Daria (12:46:29 28/07/2011)
I don’t have anything to eat, I’ll probably have to go home.)
Daria (12:46:35 28/07/2011)
I am so feminine.

Fuck, I once looked into the chat with a female nick,type0 I lesbian))and briefly started to roll to one...I talk to her calmly so,and she stood, asks for intimate photos=(well and I in turn=)))in the end it gives me a number...I call...there are silent..I do not know what to say,all reddened,listening...I got enough if only for a quiet -But.In response to a minute of silence and a hysterical male whisper with a glimpse and a long "blowing"))))and rust where we are minutes 3...there are shorter such lesbians))) p.s. After that I no longer became "lesbian".

I still believe that people still have brains.
Not for the Ayatollahs!
ZZZ: So why not? Aichi has a brain. The problem is that...
YYY: He is on the flash.

xxx: When, this winter, I was in Riga, and asked a Latvian girl at the RESEPSHN in the hotel about her impression of our compatriots, she replied: "The Russians try to behave decently. But we really don’t like the English who are drunk and behave assailantly and then with a trembling voice: “They are writing on our Memorial of Freedom!”

T: Young man, we are copying on Xerox. The cards are printed on the printer, you know.

A widespread phenomenon. When I was young and shy, I went to the dentist. The teeth were broken in one office, treated in another, naturally, and the tablets were hanging. I asked the only person in line: “Are you in the therapeutic or in the surgical?” and he replied:
Damn girl, stupid girl? This is dentistry!

From Skype:
Fun with the jizz.
What is fun?
All the mothers are curly-handed eggs who cannot restore work on the third day, and not those fools who are burning.
The last one with his hands is OK.

You are a programmer, a mathematician, a technician, in a word. How can you describe life in your limited language?
V: <life> userlife </life> lol
XXX is fucking.

I wanted to write something like "I will dry on you", but then I thought, would it be a compliment?) "I am wet on you" - okay? and :)

There was even a moment when I tried to explain to one of my aunts on the phone how to press the F5 key that will magically solve their global problem.

Press the F5 button.
- We do not have such a button here, there is only "Form for printing" and "Search"
Press on the keyboard.
- Oh, I will give you a phone call (delivers the phone to the partner)
We have a problem here (explains the essence)
- I understand, I asked to press F5 on the keyboard
This is where?
The top set of keys, directly above the numbers
- Aaa, file, spell, type, selected...
“No, don’t look at the monitor, look at the keyboard, it’s right under the monitor.
I don’t know what a keyboard is. (Transfer the phone to the first aunt)
- We have a problem here (explains the essence)... and everything is new.

Irina : sleeping hunting (
Alex M: What did you do last night?
Irina : at night - slept, but she is somewhat short (((
Alex M: You probably slept too fast.

Why do you need me so stupid?
Meaning, why is it needed? You are stupid!

Articles on Lurkmore:
On Russian image boards, he immediately came to life, because bears and pedophilia are quite popular in Russia.

Facepalm