These are the wrong guys.
Are you writing the wrong code?? to

Yula: Did you get to work?
Mazenrad: It was taken on one condition. I have to rework the resume and instead of "communicable, purpose-oriented..." write "fun and ingenious", and the photo must be taken with a lion on the face.
Yula: What is it?
Mazenrad: In the interview, the boss asked if his relatives were abroad? Well, I take it, that my grandfather with his friends in the 45th participated in a walking tour of Germany, and I myself was behind the bucket only once, when I accidentally went to the shlagbaum at the Kazakh customs when I accompanied my aunt.
Mazenrad: The chief said that when I was to be fired, he wanted to remember what kind of shit he took me.

Russian version of the BBC website about the composition of the ISS crew:
Currently on the station [...] three astronauts, [...] two astronauts, and a Dutchman.

That there are your glamorous bodies drinking martini...there is my mommy Jack Daniels rubbing her legs.

XXX: Does the pop hurt, Tom?
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: Well, if you go in there?
YYY: Where to enter?
XXX: Do you go in?
YYY : Why?
XXX: No, you are normal at all?
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: Bl#, fuck me you# can you?
YYY: For what purpose?
XXX: Who are you working for? You have to enter! In the #Opu!
YYY: Aitishnik I...
XXX: You could say it right away?

repugnant was the point of the distribution of the application Kamasutra post "children, I don't get on iOS 5.1, how can I fix it?"

All my shortcomings are hidden in the headlines of the Opera :-)

SvetlanKO: I mocked the designer a day ago. He came to work at eleven, and Pink Floyd is playing with me. He, as an avid rapper, did not like it, and he offered a compromise: listening in turn, one song of mine, one of him.
SvetlanKO: I laughed mysteriously and gladly agreed.
SvetlanKO: The naive boy! He didn’t know that the compositions were 13-17 minutes long!
Svetlanko: How he suffered! The next day, he listened to his rap in his headphones. There was nothing to bother me with my rap! =) is

Russian clinics such clinics.
directed to the doctor. A specific office is not specified, the floor is specified, a person sits on the floor at the table and coordinates what is happening.
They call me, tell me to enter that door. "In what way?" I am asking. It is in the place where the sign "Do not enter" burns, they say to me.

Dialogue in the kitchen between husband and wife.

The husband contemptuously watched how his wife swallowed some bioprostkvasa with berries from the hrenznetky: you drink all kinds of abominations, and then the pimples come out! There is chemistry alone.

The woman, looking at the cat, who drinks the same shit: Kotte drinks, so everything is natural there.

Husband, stop crushing cucumbers: Great! So, can you swallow this vegetable salad, let’s go and bite the telephone cable?

My friend believes herself to be a believer, so she is deeply convinced that God created Adam and Eve from monkeys.

and 50 cents:
Every year 1,500 New Yorkers are bitten by other New Yorkers.

The good feat:
If I get bitten by a New York man, will I also be a New York citizen?

and 50 cents:
You’ll eat at McDonald’s and don’t know where other countries are.

I got a book "Poison. Yesterday and today" (I am just interested in pharmacology) My husband washes dishes and carries garbage the second day. Is there a connection?! to

About the homeless animals:
I spent 16 years with my dog. And all sorts of phrases "animals are jealous, from them allergy" and so on. Nonsense and nothing more. In our family, when I was laid to sleep, a dog remained in the room and did not allow anyone to enter the room until I woke up, I was left on the street with a wheelchair and a dog, and everyone knew that she would not allow anyone else. If someone in the family got sick, she brought her food to the sick person's bed, and watched him 24 hours a day, so that those who have relationships with pets did not develop because of fear or beliefs, do not intimidate other people, they are not small, and they will weigh everything for and against.

I know how the weather will play us on April 1st
It will be +20, and the next day will be snow again

The computing power of NASA when they sent humans to the moon was equal to the power of the current iPhone. And we use the same power to swallow birds into pigs!

Vesper: Do you want a stupid, stereotypical joke about punk?
Irma is
Vesper: Panks love the Russian Wind. You can get out of the system!by 11
by Irma :DDD

We need to have mice.
Well, buy a dozen... Only mice need a snake.
Why do mice have a snake?! to
Without a snake, mice will feel unwanted.

The cinema. The movie "Woman in Black"
The room quietly shuts down, visits...
Horrible moment: Harry is in the house, sees her coming out of the grave... and then the door begins to break... the door pen rotates, rotates, the silence is grave...
Harry in horror asks - "Who is there?".
And he from the room: "Neighbors below!" )))))))
I laughed for 15 minutes. 😉

The Army. I sit on the train at the entrance to the town, and we can't drive without permission or pass, but some individuals try. There are three soldiers running in full ammunition. At this point, one body is trying to pass without permission. I go out to explain what is not right, the body begins to bend the fingers and threaten to be executed if I don’t miss it. Not long thinking, our screams are beating. Three of these wonders fly out of the aircraft and instruct the machines on the man. The fortress rests.