I have always been interested in the psychology of calves in terms of the continuation of the family. Smart and shy guys, even if they are outwardly nothing, not to mention botans, always dynamize in favor of even not the most cute but confident macho. But the interesting thing is not that by choosing an alpha male and flying, she will raise a son, based on the ideals of smart shy botans... This is such a fucking paradox!

Life has to be lived so as not to be deserved.

An unusual antenna
During the Great Patriotic War, a Soviet radio station operated on the Crest Island in Leningrad. It was broadcast to Finland in pure Finnish, on the same frequency as the official Finnish radio.
Transmissions were conducted in the comment mode: the Soviet dictator met in the speech of his Finnish colleague and shone with ingenuity.
For example, as soon as a Finnish dictionary pronounced the phrase:
Please listen to the latest news! The Soviet then added in Finnish:
Well, that is not news, but a fresh Goebbels lie!
Further, he told fresh anecdotes about Hitler, added to the news the viewpoint of the Soviet side, and so on. In short, news releases with Soviet commentary became very popular in Finland, roughly as in our time films in the translation of Goblin.
The German command and Finnish leadership were terribly upset by this situation. The Germans continuously licked out of artillery through the forest on the island, where they believed the transmission antenna was located.
To guess that the antenna served as the steel wire of one of the 15 aerostats of the fence, they could not.

I do not care about money! They calm me.

Is he gay?
Alexander: In my opinion not.
What is his attention to you?
Alexander: Sometimes you will embrace, sometimes near you will call to sit down, sometimes you will take your hand.
He helped me dress up yesterday.
Gary: It is Ella. not gay

She was at a seminar on accounting and there they said that according to statistics, the average salary of an accountant in the city is 20400. One woman couldn’t stand it and said: We know your statistics.
I am a decent wife, and my neighbor has 3 lovers, so according to statistics it turns out that I am the last fool!

We travel in Germany by car. On the front seats, two friends talk restrainedly, and I got an employee behind me with a code nickname "I want to know everything". With a speed of a hundred questions per minute, we move on the highway: "What is this inscription?", "What is this, breezes?", "What is the next city?", "Where will we eat?", "Where will we order a roll?", "Why did you learn German?";
After an hour, seeing that the enthusiasm is not inclined to diminish, I could not withstand and loudly asked the comrade not to catch me. Suddenly my request was understood, he turned to the window and began to look at the dull landscape.
From the front seat the question: “What, did you argue?” and I answer: “The power is no more, as in the anecdote about Papa, de More.”
Suddenly my neighbor stumbled, his eyes burned, turned to me and ringed, with anxiety: "Sea? Where is the sea?"

I walk from the room to the kitchen, carrying papers. When I’m in the room, I hear Manny playing. I walk through the corridor - Manjuna lies on the carpet, all so quiet, glitters on me. And only from the third time I noticed how she, when I appeared, lay on the insecticide with which she was playing.
222: What do you take away?
111, and I took her. She broke my fingers with dozens! I opened the last package.
Angry hostess took from the cat specifically designed toys for her

I watched the Formula 1 qualifications. Alexey Popov said about this phrase:

In the team %teamname% has a new pilot. (Pause) This is exactly how the word "pilot" is correct.

I scan the accounts.
I: here you need a permission to display 300, so that the image quality is good
Accountant: It doesn’t have to be good. On the contrary, the employer has to do nothing.
O_O

And when will they give me a tsak and tell me how many times should I sit down and talk ku? I can’t live in the midst of wild people who sit in the eye.

The first TV with a touch screen was the Soviet Rubin - until you knock on the screen, it shows nothing.

XXX: I get married
Was he smoked?? to
XHHH: You throw her a lick in front of it clamps, she told him yesterday when she clamped it that she liked it. I asked why, and she calmly said so "The cobra looks like". Everything jumped inside me.
Woolf: I knew I needed to get to know.

I heard from an employee who also came recently:
Your team is fun, your salary is good, but I still get fired)))

I watched a small Soviet anime about the unknown. The moment in the dialogue just killed: the pill - I am a doctor and I know how to treat me!
We will treat not as you need, but as we want!
This is where all modern medicine came from.

The everyday act of love, done not by mutual attraction, but by habit (this is most often the case with people), always reminded me of our choices. After a long lie to infuse the only real candidate into the indifferent to any throws of gaps, and then to assure yourself that this was the same thing, about which the whole free world goes mad...
Pelevin

I went last night, the girl in front of me added the pace, I also went faster, she started running, I also ran, she screamed, and I screamed as much as I could. I didn’t even see what we were running from.

From the news:
In Zaporozhye is burning the shop of ЗАО “Zaporozhye Automobile Manufacturing Plant” (ZAZ).

MTV: Did they want to drive their own cars too?

Like Obama, Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, but, unlike his American counterpart, did not have time to get it because of the fact that in 1939 he attacked Poland.

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My friend’s boss made a rush. ))
Prehistory: she asked the bosses for a board on which the markers can be drawn differently, well, and successfully used it for more than a year: she wrote lists of things, made monuments, designed all kinds of design works by the designers.
And when it was 8 March, she decided to congratulate her as a beautiful floor. Congratulations to the pet with a plus - attached to her in the office, wiped out all the contents from the board and wrote congratulations.

G&G and G&G
She was cool, I guess.

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I would have for such a "cool" mark in the eye of community. She is no more, restrained. He says he will no longer complain about personal greetings.

G&G and G&G
How are they different from the collectives?

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Last year, every man gave her what he bought. They brought 13 flashes and 8 chains. XD is