Discussion of the next film with Jason Statham on CG.com:
When does Statham have time to play in so many movies? Heaven is raining on the weekend.
YYY: And he doesn’t say it’s different movies to not pay. The crash in the brains of the type "here the scenario is corrected, it would be necessary to re-shoot, let's finish and calculate..." He is engaged, like a Chinese in the basement, the role is the same.

XxX: hm. home.ru "speak" faster
XxX: depending on what resources to download

YYy: Yes it is fast. I just have a virus. became very slow.

XX: and what? What is the problem with cleaning?

YYy: My friend’s problem is that I’m a christomatic woman. I don’t have eggs hanging, my brains aren’t logical and the computer for me is such a box where there is contact and sims3.

XxX: rofl

The Beloved! If you are reading this, please stop scratching the seeds and finally turn to me!!! and!!! to

From the Women’s Forum:

Details are good. I once visualized a future neighbor on the transatlantic — not a joke, 10 hours of flight. I wanted young and sporty. With me was a 13-year-old boy, a member of the children’s hockey team of Russia. Then the next time I went into the details: tall, pumped, ardent, attentive, beautiful, cheerful, younger than me, but long already adult, cheerful. In the end, next to me was a two-meter-high pumped black man twenty-five years old, watching a film about hamsters all the way and wildly rusting. A, attentive, yes, served chips and offered one headset from hamsters.

Two friends, they have no relationship with it. I put XP on the notebook. He overheated and turned off. He told them to let them cool the note... after 30 minutes they wrote:
Thank you very much, we are on our turn ?

Dialogue on a Dating Site:
He said: Hi! Do you really provide paid services?
She is: Hi 2500 hours at home.
He: What about the trial version?
She is :?? to
Try 30 days for free...

What does fishing look like?
To download the file by dial-up using MS IE.

At the dislike of Indexite: you would remove the transport screws - it is uncomfortable to wash it without amortization)))

The teacher asked for a pencil, he gave it and then replied:
I still have coffee with cream, tea with lemon. And in my free time I do a foot massage."
c) MrDante

Everything is always ruined by a small thing.
I sit in front of the compound, sneezing, the mother comes in with a joyful face:
Did you throw the garbage yesterday because it was too much?
I am UGU
Was it because there were a lot of bottles?
I am not, where did you get it from?
Where is the mountain of covers under the table?
I am crazy.
She walked over us, she went away.

from ZH
Treehel: I am in a hurry. How can we eat bodies?! to
Undeadkender: With great pleasure! I would right now eat part of the body of a pig, with burns of 3-4 degrees.

You should have sex for a while.
He is: Why? How much?
Until the months come...
9 months later...

Here you are harmful!
YYY: Why should I be useful? I am not a tomato juice.

I have the most caring parents!! to
I am 23. I go to my apartment.
I come, I clean up - the music is loud, the vacuum cleaner is noisy...
I watched a few missed calls from my mom. I call back.
Hysterical whisper - Daughter, why didn't you pick up the phone? I am so worried here! Did you cry there? Are you lonely?

Smash the pharmacist’s brain around the wall – ask Contex, Kotex, Coldrex, Cornex, Sorbex, and Linex.

I hate when they ask me to pull my stomach, and I’ve already pulled it in.

In the office with my brother... I sit and sing:
We shared an orange.
I will not give to anyone...
There is only one..."
Brother passing by:
..."Well you are greedy lamb"
It was a redish :))))))

X: Can we go sooner? We are in the car (

It’s going to be hot =)

From Twitter:
Greggregox
I went on the street to a Chinese shoe maker and for some reason I spoke to him in English on the machine – THAT IS WHAT HAS HE RESPONDED IN ENGLISH!!! to

A father bought his son a bicycle.
C: I broke all my eggs on this bicycle.
Be careful, you will need them!
Q: What is it? The broken eggs?