XHH: What are you doing?
I watch the series
XHH: What is it?
The escape from prison is called
HH: And how is it there?
Are they running?
Tagged: slowly
From the side it looks like they are sitting.

And sexual intercourse occurred between them against the background of sudden personal hostility to each other.

Twenty-First: Walked at Night at the ‘Woman in the Dark’ (Daniel Redcliffe in the lead role)
There is a terrible horror, a tense moment, all types are afraid, and ghosts are chasing Redcliffe.
And here out of the room a cry of a drunk man: "Expecto Patronoum!!and "
After that, it became impossible to watch a movie without rust.

XXX: Tell me something more
Yyy: I can't, the client is sitting here, wants something from me
The xxx :)
XXX: The Dirty Devil
See how he looks at you.
Yyy: This is a woman with red hair.
It smells like a man.
xxx: look carefully)) this is obviously not the phone in the pocket)
Yyy: xxx stop
YYY: I have a broken poker face.

Those who wrote:
Everyone knows that if you put an egg in the microwave, it will fuck. But I wonder, have any Indian testers already experimented with coconut nuts?

Blue, why did you say that? I could not try.))) My microwave was fucking so that the glass flew out into the corridor, and my dad was upset on the way to the sorting (((((( Neighbors called the firefighters, and apparently a psychiatric carrier!

From Mail.ru:
This is the "3+1" Live 3 months of winter and get a fourth as a gift)))))

by INK@
I have a big penis.
by INK@
Not with me, but with a big crazy.

xxx: all my problems with girls from being an intellectual snob. I can’t physically fuck someone with an IQ below 100.
XXX: That’s why I fucking my brain and mostly myself.

Today it was officially announced that we were sold.
Aaa: Everyone is running around the office and the bricks are collapsing. =) is
FFF: What is it really?
AAA: No... weather... came the fine deer...
AA: The situation has changed! The shit stopped.
FFF: Thank God for it!
aaa: now collapse of iron concrete beams =(

XXX is
What do you know about "hard to wear"? Sometimes I get caught up in it and get caught up in it:'(

From Mysteries:

Here is another advice, if the accountant says that 1C inhibits, pour sedatives in the tea and the problem will resolve itself.

Today my mom is screaming at the whole house, AAA horror, guard, Sonja fast here to help me something with Mozila was all not so all bad!!! I rush to see what happened))) it turns out that instead of Masila Internet Explorer opened.

A familiar one day case told:-"he stands in the store, beer for Friday evening to buy, here to the neighboring box suit two persons.especially, so to say, dressed as a whore, and obviously a drunkard.one of them pronounces the phrase:"give us something to chew, so that the goat from the mouth does not smell."0_O

Flash: I have so many friends now.
Flash: Maybe you should fuck one of them...

From room conversations:
Tag: reminded case
When we were small, we had a kind of secret place, our pine trees, we called it so among ourselves. They frequently gathered and gathered. One day, a man ran and began to scream at us, like you broke my pipe on the barrel? What kind of tube are we? Man: now the type I will tell you what, and let's chase us, in general, I spent the whole day running away from this man, turned at least a couple of tens of kilometers. The next day we meet all together and a friend says: I asked Bathi about this man, he said that he knows him and about the trumpet the man most likely invented, and he was chasing us all day just so, bored he probably was!!! to
That’s what I understand, thin trolling.

10 year old girl:
About myself: I am studying while in school, I really like it. In the future, there is a desire to become a choreographer of dance dances.Because I like to draw, I would still like to be an artist, well or paint portraits.I am fun, smart, beautiful, built and don't laugh...I am not in 11th grade that would write a composition here for you...

It was at the factory. I went to the machine as a man. On the first day, he went to the warehouse for a slave. The treasurer gives him shoes and blankets. He is indignant:
And the rest? Shirt or shirt?! to
The warehouser gets a file and ticks him in the face:
Look at it! It is written here that the steamer should give up shoes and fronts. and ppc. I will give nothing more.
He silently turned and went into his machine.
And I had to come to the general’s office that day for a check. Here comes the general. At the end of the day, they are in shoes, shorts and clothes!!! General in Aachen. The show too. They ask him:
Fuck the look?? to
Whoever gave me, I go!
The warehouser naturally got the puzzles and ran on the flight with the slave :-)

Why do you take words out of context?
She: Because you have a perforation line there!
He is: O.O

Sergey: But the fucking. They would have another 5 episodes of warfare instead of the "Imperial Strikes Back" named "Darth Vader the Father of Luke and Leia."
botichelli: how the mega-mysterious detective "killed all the gardeners"
The Matrix 3: Neo and Trinity Die
botichelli: my cursor: "Alexandra Nietzsche did not do the whole year"

Sometimes the manifestation of speech excess bordered with absurdity: the body was dead and did not hide it. Such examples of multilingual stylists are called lapalisiades. The origin of this term is not uninteresting: it was formed on behalf of the French Marshal Marquis de La Palise, who died in 1525 Soldiers composed a song about him, in which were the words: Our commander was still alive 25 minutes before his death. The absurdity of lapalisiad is in affirming the self-evident truth.

And you say "CEP!"...