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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41484
 11.01.2011
xxx: (00:31:30) I want to go to the sea
Do you want to go into your mouth?
zzz: (00:32:00) and who doesn’t want to go there?
zzz: (00:32:04) is very...

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №41483
 11.01.2011
xxx is. Recently a guy was taken to work, and he, a cattle like that, started working!

xxx is. Well, he tactically hinted that he was talking about corporate ethics, and separation from the collective.)))

xxx is. Today I was sitting and playing all day.

xxx is. You will be a man in a couple of weeks.)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №41482
 11.01.2011
HH: Where are you missing?
My head was washed)
You can’t wash your head before the exam – you’ll forget about it all!)))
I know no one, I know no one.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41481
 11.01.2011
If I don’t get married before 30, will you marry me?
Do you often have a headache?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №41480
 11.01.2011
Everyone has their own guardian angel behind their backs.
He looks behind his back
There is only the back of the chair. I think I broke it...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41479
 11.01.2011
No matter how you are dressed in the online game, anyone who is dressed worse than you is a nub, and who is better is a shit.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №41478
 11.01.2011
The real man today is the one who paints the eyelids with his mouth closed.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №41477
 11.01.2011
xxx:"Like many women, she spoke with disgust in her voice: "You only think about this!"—it was only worth talking about her desire, well, and if you do not stick to her, she mumbled with a colorless voice: "You loved me?"(F. Sagan, "Reason")

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №41476
 11.01.2011
You’ve gotten rid of your lexus...What generation of idiots are you??? Lexus is a hanging Toyota and nothing more.
Yesterday a bunch of young people near Kulka, eating the eyes of the RX 300 with the owner, while the nearby modestly and imperceptibly stood Aston Martin DB9, however.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №41475
 11.01.2011
A girl learns in the stream. Her father has an ambal 2x2.
Sometimes a girl asks.
Who does the batch work for?
At the building, Sweeney strikes.
What does it hit?
I don’t know, my fingers probably.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41474
 11.01.2011
A commentary on a not very good picture:
XXX: I want to develop it back.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №41473
 11.01.2011
I talk to my younger sister.
She: Listen, are you a frog or a frog?
I: I do not know. Probably a sova.
She: And what about me?
I: Well think yourself, you’ve already bothered me. How do I know?
After a few minutes, the sister’s joyful cry: “Curious!” I know who I am, I am a detail!

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №41472
 11.01.2011
XXX is fun. It turns out, if you plug a teaspoon in the USB, you find an unknown device.
YYY is?
YYY is offline

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №41471
 11.01.2011
Vendetta ‎(5:34):

house
Opium Kiheitai ‎(5:36):
What is it? what is it?
Vendetta ‎(5:38):
Tagged with "optimist"
Opium Kiheitai ‎(5:39):
This is (__Y__)
Vendetta ‎(5:40)
I feel like a critic of Cubism.
When it's obvious shit, but there's high art to look for.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41470
 11.01.2011
Growing up is when you go out in the ice and don’t ride on the ice to have fun, but go slowly so that it’s funny not to get full!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41469
 11.01.2011
I sit on TV, I watch, the little sister plays on the floor (pupples, platinum and all kinds of shit) I notice that the poor Barbie has somehow changed the face)) small with an unwavering look turns off the head of the poor beauty, carefully collected by our narrow-eyed brothers from beneath the sky, pulls out of the plastic head of the butterfly with the eyes, rising out of the orbits and the spider's jaw and pants to the place of the old one. The little one notices my interest in the process and says:"Yes, she behaved badly... quarreled with me all the time..."))).and today I thought that it is better not to quarrel with the little one, or plasticine a lot more...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41468
 10.01.2011
Did you make a list of guests?
Blackburn is composed. And even called.
Anita: And what then?
Blackburn: I’m now scratching out the dead.
Anita: Oh my God...
Blackburn: I mean... those who don’t come.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №41467
 10.01.2011
Are you still waiting for something?
Just do it.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41466
 10.01.2011
Q: Do you hear, did you fuck me?? to
It is that he is dumb. The case received
Ohhhhhhhh?
WOW: He says, if I want to put you on the tube, I answer, but no problem. Gets the cock, starts beating them on my cell phone and screaming "I lay on your tube"
I am so happy :)))

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41465
 10.01.2011
Conversation with primary school teacher
The more I look at current schoolchildren, the more I notice the growing pedestrians.

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