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Comments on the post "How to get rid of the body? I am planning to finish my partner. Where is the body?"
XXX: Eating
yyy: inscene an accident
ZZZ is buried. In the cemetery.
or destroy and burn.
Add some potent acid until completely dissolved.
Feed the homeless dogs.
Aaa: Send the body by Russian mail. It will be lost and no one will find it.)
c) Diary of Onet
20:00 until the end of the shift.
- Technical support, Alexey, hello
I don’t have IPTV.
I’m damned, I’m getting fired. All good to you, goodbye.
These courses are meant to teach children a tolerant attitude toward zombies...."....forgive how?
Guess and guess. This will happen even before the word 'zombies' is declared offensive and replaced by 'non-Americans'.
ZASADA, it’s when the clown turns on, and turns in.... gaishnika:)))) I saw it, and I saw the eyes of the goose when on his question *you why turned?I got the answer – I turned on the reboot!! I’ve got my eyes off ? ? ? ? ? ?
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What do you think about vegans and vegetarianism?
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and neutral. Only if they don’t get in.
It’s somewhat steep when someone says, “The whole world is shit,” and then somebody else says, “You are the whole world for me.”
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> but the holes in the paper it makes DREAM!
And you try the archive of documents to do when one case of sheets 300-500 holes to break through. Or are you going to break 1 page?
Mail to Mail Agent:
He: What are you doing?
She is cooking babies.
He: I’ll probably have dinner at work today.
XX: Yes, I still planned to buy two wheel transportation. Do you have to choose what he will be with? with a motorcycle or pedals))
YYY: Definitely with pedals, Oleg! What will you do with the motorcycle when the oil is out??? (Think of )
XXX: When the oil is out, I plan to disintegrate.
I come here somehow from work. Not far from my home I observe a picture of two small, seven-year-olds having fun by fucking each other with an electrical shocker.At the same time, laughing wildly and marrying like shoes with an old age.
This is shit, comrades!
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The most dangerous Russian woman
It is recognized by Love Valentinovna Chernobrovets, from Akhtubinsk.
For 62 years, the worker of the railway station buffet lived out of the light of 27 ahutubens, ruined 12 catering establishments, 4 PBOYULs and 98 IPPs, jailed 14 people, lost the lives of 8 men, daughters and 3 grandchildren.
On the account of Love Valentine's 23 upset weddings and a morning in d/s "Orlonok". Chernobyl has personally arranged 58 scandals on commemorations.
Only in this half-year the fate was broken - 8, which is 5.8 more than in the first half of 2007.
It is estimated that, every 2 inhabitants of the city at least once was subjected to gross insults from the part of Chernobrivets, 68 people entered into a fight with her (including. 25 times more.) is
36295 inhabitants of the city (98%) so far only dream of tearing off Valentine's head, and 32658 at least once in their lives wished to die.
after looking at the photos on the digital, I realized that they bought it for the sake of epic poses of the cat, not holidays)))
I forgot my glasses at home today.
Are you blind today?? to
I’m unclear today :D
In the office there is a dispenser with a built-in refrigerator.
Somebody once put something there a long time ago, and it now smells awful.
One of the employees, feeling a strange smell, tried to find the source... and found it!!! to
Everyone is out of the office like the wind!!! We stand on the street, everyone tries to rest.
A: What was it?? to
Something is missing in the refrigerator!! to
C: It is not gone, it is still there!!! to
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xxx: And we got a letter in the office with a commercial offer from one company. Arrived by mail. In the envelope. of paper. Written by hand!! to
In 2007, the management of BBC Radio 2 had to apologize for the words of the morning show host Sarah Kennedy, who told live broadcast that the days almost shot a black pedestrian, because she did not look at him in the dark. Kennedy said the black pedestrian was also dressed in black and only when he opened his mouth to sneeze, she noticed him. This is by the Internet publication.
Graphin
Did you know that the irka is the fifth and strongest of the ninja turtles?
subdued
What are you smoking there? Give me I want too.
Graphin
Mad, she with the help of 5 laminated sheets in 3 seconds struck the shredder
subdued
Blessed
xxx: Magomedrasul Kurbanmagomedov Mahomedes are decreasing. All we have is Rasul Kurbanov. How is it, eh?
yyy: If you reduce the "magomedans" half-Dagestan at all will be called no
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“Make the fool pray to God, and he will break his forehead” – this is about me. I washed the refrigerator today and opened the door.
From the discussion on the group wall/internet shop:
YYY - client girl
Xxx – owner/admin of the store
zzz – random visitor to the group
YYY: Don’t be offended, but I have some doubts about your group, like you’re ordering something and you’re just thrown away.
XXXX: Payment by imposed payment, No possibility to throw)
I know how to order.
zzz: I parallel, but yyy, you first find out what "imposed payment"))...
YYY: and here to find out about the imposed payment? Go now to any group because the subscription, the site, which also sells things over the Internet, you order something, go to the bank transfer the necessary amount of money, and then the confidence is 100% that the order will be?
zzz: Dear yyy, please don't be lazy and read / misunderstand what is "shipment of goods by imposed payment". Listen to the advice, don’t be stupid;)
Zzzz, oh god, I know what and how. You just don’t understand what I mean...
Zzz: The above is a good example of why you can’t talk polite to people (our) – it will come!
zzz: yyy, you are either blatantly stupid or from a subgroup of lazy people!! to
The imposed payment means that you only pay for the goods when you receive them by mail, i.e. when you will hold it in your hands and make sure it is without defects - the same as you ordered it, and you already pay it (the specialist repeated for you the 2nd time).
I did it right)