XXX: At the music competition "Eurovision-2012" Russia will be represented by the udmurt band "Buranov grandmothers".
YYY: It is right! In such competitions, the grandmothers always win.

I am surprised by the misery of the opposition.
They would have read Lenin.
The same wrote, first of all, to seize railway stations, banks, telegraphs.
Stupid pindos and then Walt Street captured.
Those fools took the fountain.

<xxx> I’ve got all the assholes in my family((
<yyy> You’re going to remember all your life how they forgot about your doctor. 8 years ago?
<xxx> and it's also, but I'm crazy about another, I bought 2 rolls of toilet paper yesterday - today is no longer there!

8 March. My husband walked out of the house, thinking of the flowers. I returned happy after half an hour with a new shower tube!!! to

A friend accidentally threw 5000p into the urn and began to look for her. Go mom and son 6 years "This is what happens if you don’t listen". A friend took 5000 rubles from the urn, executed it and said, "Don't believe her, boy, a couple of months on urns and on a BMW you will accumulate. I went to BMW and left.

8 March in the morning. Wife: As if to make fun of you, I’ve already tried everything.

Sex at 6 a.m. on March 8 is a male morning or a female holiday?! to

Measure once, cut seven times and give the cat.

Coming from corporation:

With a celebration!) Know that you are the smartest, beautiful and unique!

• Attention! The message was sent from a mass mail!

The apartment is being renovated on the 12th floor. The master puts the parquet in a room that is not related to the bathroom. Here in the apartment crazy knocks neighbors (C) old years.

C: You are flooding us!
I: We have no leaks.
C: But you have a repair! (A serious argument, fuck the fuck)
At least four apartments are being repaired.
C: Yes, we had full drivers there, I even thought it was raining! 12 in the streets, the rain.
Q: What floor are you from?
A: From the first time! and fatality!!

After a bit of discussion, I decided to go to the second floor.

Is it hard for everyone to write different text messages?

xxx: Can his phrase "Our xbox" be interpreted as a proposal to consolidate our relationship officially?

Once in the institute attached to the fabric stands posters with the help of small needles.
In the absence of a third hand, I press a few needles with my lips while attaching one.
Three teachers walked around, they approached me and a dialogue began:

The first (to me): Why do you take it in your mouth? Every man knows that he can’t get into his mouth.
Second: Oh, and I take it in my mouth...and why not?
First, it can be swallowed.
Second: Do you take it yourself?
The first: No, I do not take it!
Third: Take it all in your mouth, so it’s more convenient!

There’s not much to say about March 8th, is it so boring? I have a husband, for example, in the night from 7 to 8 arranged for me a romantic walk in my favorite places, we rolled in the snow (and we in Khabarovsk it has been raining for 2 days), made angelochkov with my hands, and then I decided to jump in the sougrob, and he turned out to be small and I broke my leg (thank you, dear!!!! A great gift!)
and Dad put the gift to Mom under the pillow, it was a set in a large box (plank and dryer), Mom suddenly put her head on the pillow and now on the back of the neck a knot...
This is such a fun family.)

Rambler news just pleased: "On Women's Day Tymoshenko will issue an additional compot"

Never call your girlfriend to bed with the phrase "Lack of wood!".

I came back yesterday from work and forgot to call my wife (usually after work). My wife asks me why I didn’t call. I said I just forgot. I got another question: and how to understand it? This question put me in an impasse, I still can’t understand what I had to answer.
Dear girls, can you tell me how I should have responded?

One of the advice is to take your face seriously. Smell suspiciously to the right, then to the left. And you whisper to her ear:"Electric turtles steal the emulsion" is the only correct answer.

As a friend asked how it translates "I Wanna Fuck You Now" well and I licked something like "I want to say that you look amazing" I didn’t think he would behave until he heard how he decided to "blink" with knowledge of English and loaded this phrase under the English of the 50s, the whole audience just cried...

Conversation at dinner:
"Dad, I read here that when there is no food, there is always fat in the freezer and dry lemon and garlic in the refrigerator.
It is all lies. There is still ice in the freezer.
The light in the refrigerator?

Is there blood on your hands?
– What? I have stumbled.
Killed someone? The priest clarified.
“No, no,” I whispered.
Then you’re rubbing my head. Look at how many people are involved.

Dewarist