A lot of people gathered in the entrance. The wedding of someone.
YYY: Fuck, xxx, it's at us! you don't remember anything from the boy? you don't dress yet? you don't know what! I'm already in a 8D dress

An acquaintance with an ambulance:
The bomb was taken. 36 / alk dementia / polyneuropathy, dry all, the compression muscles are inerved - such an ammonia piece in the embryonic posture is unrealistic. Cardiomine was stuck in the nostrils, she was soaked in the car. And in the receiver there is just a place for such VIPs, we put her there gently, and she talked - I said I am cool, I have a tower of jürfak mgou, yes, I know the chief of the obzdon of himkinsky, I have my own apartment on the sovhoshny. I take it and tell her, there are no more of your chemicals, there is no police, there is no street, there is no land at all. Feldscher hanged over her and said, "We are the alpha centurions, you are the last of the Earthans, we need your gene to clone Earthans, you will start new Earthans, they will all be like you. Do you have your own lips? Without a silicon? She is yes! I need your lips, your chest, your buttocks and your musk. We will study them separately. She will assure me, I will not give it back to Earth, I don’t want to go to Mars. I was crying ?

My curly nose is my glimpse!
Rather than potatoes.

If you are able to take all the garbage and dirty dishes from the computer desk to the kitchen without the help of a bowl ONCE, then you are still a cleaner.

XXX: Googling on the googles to cook
Go go go go go find

Rinka: “Crazy” today was the most ridiculous incident
Rinka: [describes how she slept to work from the phone]
Dark Stranger: I thought it.
RINKA: What did you think?
Maybe you went home from the store, carrying a small bag of apples. Suddenly, his pen broke off and the apples broke down the road. You sat down to collect them, a beautiful representative car passed by. But after stopping next to you, a nice guy came out of her and started helping you collect apples. It was the last one left and you both pulled after him, and accidentally touched his hands, lifting up your eyes you met him with a glance. When you both got upset, he gave you an apple. Thank you very much, you hurried to get in. He cried out to you, and you engaged in a conversation. Then you invited him for tea. After drinking tea, he left. But a few hours later he stood by your door with flowers. You could not open the door because the door was closed. So I sat down before the master and MCS arrived and was late to work.
Dark Stranger: this is ridiculous))) and you are talking on the phone))

The box with the first DOS's. Microsoft MS-DOS operating system.
If decoded: Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft Disk Operating System Operating System.
Tatiana was not there.

I lie on my own sand, grumbling at the sunshine... And next to me these ‘huipojmi’, dressed in Indian clothes, with feathers on their necks, beat their drums and drums and swallow their ‘Hare Kṛṣṇa’ with swallows. And then the company (year after 60 all) baffled "Katyusha"! So cheerful and so rough that they were unwittingly forced to sing half the beach. Tinnitus on the skin. Our ones have won.

In the bank:
Name your code word.
And your mother! I forgot the PIN code again.
is acceptable. Signed by.

Blond: Question about the Chicken Raba. Why did grandfather and grandmother try to break the egg and not sell it, it was gold? They sold a bunch of eggs and they would have...
Or were they afraid that people would ask unnecessary questions, such as “where does the egg come from,” and if they learn that the chicken has snatched, will they steal it?
Or is there a morality, a type of value that you have and don’t want more? What about rational behavior? The thirst for survival?
Alex: You either change nick or not so deeply dig :)

Now I was sitting in the coffee shop for lunch, music is playing, the refrigerators are noisy, beauty is here! The music dims, the lights go out, the refrigerators are silent (electricity is cut off)
The bartender (a little girl with a crab in the navel) to the side of the kitchen, an unexpected bass for me:
The fucking! Whoever swallowed the tea, I will kill the naked!! to
I was drowned.

Alex: Don't write me anything now, I've got my mom for the comp mike19: Okay, Loh
Mike19: Will you go out with us? and :)
mike19: Oh, thank you for the porn record, I’ve never met such a hard one before!! to
Mike19: Did the man ever tell you that he flew from you?? to
Mike19: But in general, we cooked her with you yesterday while she slept drunk.
Mike19: And in general, listen! Forget the money for heroin!! to

yyy> I probably won't come to the day of Sisadmin
xxx> fucking sorry
yyy> I'll take the defacka to the restaurant, it hurts
xxx> and
xxx> well this is a respectable reason
xxx> not forgotten to take a certificate at the restaurant

Vlad:Hohma, when he was sitting at the surgeon, such a grandmother runs, says to the surgeon, that her hand seems not to hurt, and so, but it is true, if the dog's hand is put on, then the hand will heal faster?
I mean ? ? ?
Vlad: and the hirik with such a serious moustache says that it is not necessary to lie down, it is necessary to grind thoroughly all the hand.
I am almost salsy.

From Twitter:
He barely pulled his head off his pillow.
Does your pillow have a head?! to

In the morning I dreamed I was in a car. In the mirror, you can see everything collapsing behind me: buildings, the earth in the oak. Chaos in general...
I woke up. I decided to sleep.
launched a rocket. He fell into the neighboring neighborhood. Everything in fire.
No more sleep.

Every time an administrator shaves his beard, one server dies somewhere in the world.

From the assumption:
Object-oriented programming - came to the object, oriented and started programming.

[13:47] <Infe[id]> [13:45:47] -NickServ- J3QQ4-H7H2V-2HCH4-M3HK8-6M8VW
[13:48] <Infe[id]> under this nick I once went to the channel #windows
[13:48] <Infe[id]> I was forgotten for some reason immediately
[13:48] <Infe[id]> =D

I am in the store, sales consultant.
A 25-year-old girl arrives with a black screen on her laptop and asks if she’s with him... I press Alt+F4... The Sims 3 closes...