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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60986
 07.03.2012
The first comment under the newly released porn video:
"Crazy... a new view, and I have already picked up the old =(" gathered twice as many likes as the video itself.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60985
 07.03.2012
Who wants same-sex marriages?
Q. Do you have anything against it?
ZZZ is. of Aleppo.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60984
 07.03.2012
x(23:06): It is free! Are you here?
y(23:06): and geometry
x(23:07): Do you have geometry?
y(23:07): Yes
x(23:07): compassionate( [link to Mass Effect 3] torrent
y(23:08): Go out, the demon-examiner!!!! to
x(23:08): the tablet inside... :)
and y(02:12): the hell...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60983
 07.03.2012
Hello my brain!
Hi my liver!
Father: Wella...


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №60982
 07.03.2012
My husband and I sit on the couch and watch a movie.
The sandwich would...
and pause. I run to the kitchen. I make butter. I bring. and play.
in 20 minutes.
The tea would...
The same algorithm.
In another 20 minutes.
And yet another butter.
The Third Circle.
I come back and say:
- Here I would lie like that, ballet and let somebody bring me everything (((
M is married!
The exploitor, the exploitor.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60981
 07.03.2012
The Boy 1
I thought that I had never met a girl in my life that in my taste completely, that is, which for me is virtually the ideal of beauty, I was always with others and I was fine but the picture in my head was different.

The Boy 2
I’ve long understood this to us ideal men is very difficult.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60980
 07.03.2012
We have a very good relationship with accounting. He even made a phone call for them separately. From the movie Mary Poppins, about 33 cows.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №60979
 07.03.2012
Do you think about what to give you for your birthday?
YYY: No
xxx: would you be happy to get something memorable and so much not practical?)
Daddy on the ass? 0 O

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60978
 07.03.2012
I liked the life phrase of the girl in transport: "I just miss everything..."

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №60977
 07.03.2012
Will you be a vodka?
YYY : No.
XXX Why?
I am drunk with her:

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60976
 07.03.2012
XXX: Tell me the truth?
YYY : the truth? Darth Vader is Luke’s father.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60975
 07.03.2012
XXX: Are you a girl?
Yyy: Use the deduction
xxx: the term deduction is probably taken from the Sherlock Holmes notes, because it is fundamentally untrue and this method should rather be called ‘reduction’ – that is, the conclusion of the primary fact by the consequences. Given that the main part of the site is people between 18 and 22, and guys don’t like to read books at that age, usually, the more detectives, then you’re most likely a young girl. The same benefit is the fact that now popular series and film about Sherlock Holmes, in which case your age varies from 16 to 19.
YYY: at the point =)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60974
 07.03.2012
Xxx: Do you have pets?
YYY: Do you want to come to me?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №60973
 07.03.2012
We leave our fellow (who has a cat and a cat in the apartment) after we were congratulated on March 8:
“Thank you guys for the flowers, candy, tea, congratulations, for communicating with you, cattle!” Oh, in the sense of the cat and the cat!! to

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60972
 07.03.2012
Renewed the name of the folder "Remove" to "Remove" and deleted

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60971
 07.03.2012
All we have learned is to give up.
Throw blatant words, empty promises, money on the wind.
Quit drinking, smoking, cheating, giving up old work, bored friends,
The frozen home. And of course each other. We learned to give up each other.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60970
 07.03.2012
Comment on one of the books on the women's website:

Another novel in the style of the garden-mazo.The man hates her, disregards her, clothes her with dirt, but pulls her into bed.She also hates him in places, but desires his body until a pig whisper.
Apophysis- Idiots are collapsing in rooms".

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60969
 07.03.2012
When you gather with thoughts - you may suddenly find out that you are not on the way.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №60968
 07.03.2012
One of my acquaintances, a visiting student, bought a pretty decent smartphone. In the phone book on the contact "Papa", she placed a photo of the head of the city's criminal police in uniform. On the contact "Uncle" - photo of the district prosecutor. On contact “Brother” – a healthy omonovce.
She had the phone stolen three times, but all three were thrown back.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60967
 07.03.2012
Every man who bought a bowl on March 8th - a helmet as a gift!

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