If the phrase “I’m not going to ask you!” doesn’t offend you, but pleases you, you’re sitting at school.

I installed Windows 7 for the first time today. For some reason it seemed that at the last minute will ask "Set up yandex.bar?" ))

by He11:
In the army there were:
The fire broke out on the fourth floor of the regiment. On the floor 4 cabinets, in each computer, and a toilet-smoker. As a staff officer, I had to solve the problem. He called the electricians, as always drunk. They said, “The cable has burned, buy the cable, put it.” He got the money, bought it, called it again, and they said, “The cable needs to be in the cable channel.” I found money, bought a cable channel, called, they said, “And now put all that stuff on the wall, we’ll connect.” "He gave birth to the drill, fixed everything in mind, called the electricians. They came, drove for 10 minutes, said "everything is ready", handed over.
He entered the headquarters in a week. I go up to the 4th floor, turn off the lights in the toilet, all the electricity on the floor is cut off, four angry majors run out of the cabinets, shouting: "What hatred has turned off the lights in the toilet? I have not kept my order, I have changed it 5 times!!! All of you have to do".
As I recall, I regret not having done it all myself.

Do you know why pornography is so cultural and respectful? Because there are normal intelligent guys sitting there, educated and modest in life. Thus e. those whom 90% of girls consider to be foolish and therefore do not give, which is the reason for sitting in the porn lab :) think

I’m going to watch movies randomly.
Is it how?
It is sleep.

And all would be nothing, and here would be to feel the unfortunate miserable:

The former... and what? with a puppy... with a normal view of life... not a puppy... the puppy stands as it should be... why all who get, fuck, look at the house-2?!? to

But only the words "che", "bablo", "smoth", "huy" and "wear", coupled with a clear emphasis on material wealth with the head give the lover "body" and "kiss".

In Skype advertising "Open for yourself Skype for iPad"
I would like to open my iPad.

Yesterday, a neighbor called the computer "pocket". Her four-year-old son joked to me:
The Uncle Bora. When you were a kid, were you a saucer?
Yes, I and I sometimes sauce the tit.
The neighbor reacted calmly, but warned that her son would tell everyone about it.
Until I know what to do

The xxx:
What about the first elections?

Does it look like an orgasm?

YYYY :
It was as if his virginity had been lost. Feel happiness and shame at the same time.

The xxx :
You are now a full citizen.

After the sex:
He: Oh, my head has gone by.
I am treated like a cat. Just kiss me and fuck me.

Ievgen: Talk to me.
Anastasia: about what?
Ievgen: about something nice and good
Anastasia: about the breasts?
Ievgen: Oh, don’t tear your soul.
Ievgen: I understand that they are good, but only when they are available...
Anastasia: and I am available))
by Anastasia :P

X: with you
Q: And there were options?
When you congratulate you on the New Year, there is no choice.

by @great_igva:

There are such sectarians, Rodonists. They, by the idea, build a world brotherhood, preach love and all forgiveness. When I came to them at the forum, I saw whole trends of mutual hatred, in which each defended his right to know the truth. He received a ban after a week, for being calm in any discussion, balanced, not offended by direct insults to his address. According to them, in the execution of the ideological enemy this looked suspicious and resembled provocation.

Top 4 fresh Facebook spams from the elections (one of the Rostov-on-Don districts (West)):

Nomination - unexplained actions with ballots

An encouraging prize is given to a woman who passes in the air above the urna.
Third place - The man who waved the ballot with the pen a-la so far,
The second is the guy who whispered the urn.
And finally - The woman who gave her vote by crossing the pre-voting ballot - You made our day

by ingwerhexe:
I sit here with my brother, Scooby-Doo is on TV. On the screen a monster appears, and this replica:
Oh God, what is it?! to
He is like a man and at the same time a crab. This is a crab!
The brother (melancholy)
I went to CLA with that today. He seems to be a man, but at the same time a crab.

Oh! A secret ballot in a transparent urn.

The feeling that my wife is sitting down every day and thinking like to fuck MY brain and at the same time she’s offended herself, so that I can then ask her forgiveness.

xxx: I bought my brother on February 23 a machine on the control panel (well he gives me dolls).
THAT DOBOEB and his bearded friends played this shit until two o'clock at night!!! to
We planted ALL the batteries that were in the house, even pulled out of the vibrator!! to
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to

zecka : yesterday on TV was an old movie with Chuck Norris, wanted to switch, the controller slammed 0_o became scary...

13 billion Russia’s web elections cost a lot of money... and why not, because our roads are repaired, kindergartens are built, hospitals are equipped with the latest equipment and medicines, young specialists and large-child families are provided with housing, shortest we have it all!