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[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48884
 14.06.2011
Answer by mail.ru:
xxx: The car turns on a slippery road at a constant speed of 54 km/h.
The minimum possible radius of turn in these conditions is 75m. What is the coefficient of friction of wheels on the road?
Yyy: In short, I am studying in 7th grade and we haven't studied this yet, but it's best to press the towel and drift!!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48883
 14.06.2011
If a man bought Bentley, that doesn’t mean he’s rich. He may have been spending a few months on him.
M: Cap, is it you? O_O


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48882
 14.06.2011
Zzz: I don’t have magnets in the refrigerator.
xxx and yyy: why do you need a refrigerator?! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №48881
 14.06.2011
I go on the street. I think of my own.Serious all such.On meeting a Tajik in a T-shirt with the inscription "Smile".Don't be sad, I thought, I go to meet the Tajik and ski. Only in two steps, I notice that under "Smile",in small letters "...if you want me"
R. S. I forgot the look of Tajik.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48880
 14.06.2011
xxx: Here, on BORE found:"Yanka: So what do you know about heavy music? I have a baby under the perforator dancing."
XHH: I’m starting to guess the origin of these drillers.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48879
 14.06.2011
On mail.ru news:
"Participants banned from leaving ‘House-2’"

Commentary :
"So the passports were taken away ?"

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48878
 14.06.2011
When I fell in love with my sun, I didn’t even think about whether he had an iPhone and Daddy a minister, he surprised me with his ingenuity (without obscenity!) He had a calm attitude towards everything. Later it turned out that he was a poor student, which has not changed his attitude to him so far. Money is shit. Don’t get stuck, if you can’t offer a girl a lot of money, she doesn’t need it. Offer the best that you have in you. Intelligence, tenderness, reliability... sperm! I assure you that you won’t get stuck :)
There would be more such girls) and maybe raise the birth rate in the country (=

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48877
 14.06.2011
As someone wrote three years ago... Plus not because it’s funny but because they understand... So I don’t know who will understand me but for the fucking banner you have Trojan you need to update Firefox I would face beaten long hard and abstenu...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №48876
 14.06.2011
Less than 25 I would not give him!
YYY : once?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48875
 14.06.2011
Commentary on the demotivator:

• By anonymous at 10,Jun,11 10:19
Do not think badly about the Downs, they can be successfully socialized, according to special programs, many of them certain successes in the humanitarian fields (draw, sing, play guitar, argue about politics, etc.).They live on average only 35 years.

• By anonymous at 11,Jun,11 17:50
Blair, you described the State Duma!

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48874
 14.06.2011
xxx-You've come up with this cool to twist to the maximum of everything, including a wheelchair, and to the sound of a greeting to put an explosion, super idea
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
You don’t even know how. To sum up, you owe me the new columns, and my mom the two plates that she broke out. Plus, considering that the neighbors have been quiet for a very long time, they owe their grandmother, the old journey ended...
yyy-blue

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48873
 14.06.2011
Every normal man thinks that the third in bed is always superfluous...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48872
 14.06.2011
8 What are you doing with music?
YYY Нууу...I know almost all the songs of Dima Bilan by the mouth)))))))))))))))))
8 What does it have to do with music?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48871
 14.06.2011
Hello, I am Dima, I love ice cream and mixers.
And I’m Katya, I love bananas and hentai.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48870
 14.06.2011
Fuck, I want to go to the toilet.
Well, let’s go into any apartment and ask, straight like in childhood.
Tag: hairy look
WOW : A? I really am one, right?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №48869
 14.06.2011
XXX: OOOOO OOOOO
The car that exploded under the window
YYY: O_o
XXX is ?
XXX is burning
Zzz: Russia is not boring.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №48868
 14.06.2011
We watch football Russia - Germany with my grandmother. Yes, with my grandmother.
The Germans sing the anthem
The camera passes past the player – the brightest representative of the Negroid race
A real Arian...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №48867
 14.06.2011
Well I don't know who, but during the session I developed a reflex: every time somewhere a week before the exam in my head begins to play "Hello sky in the clouds, hello, youth in boots...". It works relentlessly, the only one, to the 5 exam the song itself is fucking angry)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №48866
 13.06.2011
Did you know that the word racecar is a palindrome (it is read equally in both directions)? But this is all nonsense compared to the Finnish word Saippuakuppinippukauppias.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48865
 13.06.2011
The flies are flying again!! to
Nox: I am against abortion in general, but in this case...

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