Your mother, why I have a black tongue
You are a giraffe.
111: go naked ><
333: There are no body spots?
444: Do not listen to Jiggurd, do not eat Russian land.
Chapter 11: Idiots

Recently, the ranking of questions from the “What Does It Mean?” series has been dominated by domain requests, hosting, torrents, spam, dorway, indicating a significant increase in user computer literacy and their interest in advanced Internet technologies.

From time to time, the Lossi come out of the forest and from the side of the road long look at passing cars. Probably this indicates the interest of laws in the work of internal combustion engines.

WBM
I hate consultants in clothing stores.

WBM
This shirt is great for you!
Maybe better there?
Dada really liked it more.
by Facepalm

WBM
- Can I wear a shirt like a trousers, and put the cock in the hole for the neck? How about the idea?
and yes! I think you will fit well!

Of course I saw a lot of funny mistakes in the correspondence, but this caused me to wash off the monitor from coffee:

I see the universe deep inside your ass
XXX: The Eyes

Oh yeah, you are a thief!
I am a steel :R
Oh, you didn’t take that word.
Under this scheme, all words are words.

Xxx-girl acquainted, yyy-ya
Q: Is it a personal question?
xxx: blin stream if not about breasts-writing and not the goose
YYY: How much do you weigh?
XXX: What are you doing?? to
YYY: This is not a loud question.
XX: Do you say you are a fool?! to
Are you a virgin?
Xxx: 63

Congratulations to the Military Department. The subject is tanks. He broadcasts:
You can drive at speeds up to 80 km/h. Then the tank loses control.
Everyone has a healthy face of horror. Someone guessed to ask:
And then how?
What how? Everything is okay, nothing terrible. You are in a tank.

As I understand, most students sit on social networks the night before the exam. Probably they think they’ll find a hole there and make a friend with her.

How little is written! I have "Hui" scratched on the flash, and there is wood.

Russia of the 21st century.
The Prosecutor’s Office of Kostrom accused the Jedi of extremism.

Imperial cruisers on Red Square.

Potlatochka
here here. and also gave me cheese - Mamambere has no camambere, shorter on top white mold, wanted to throw out, and then saw the price in the store :-D I think sorry, I am better treated, and it turned out to be such a delicious.
Potlatochka
But even if it's delicious, well think - what kind of cheese will give a girl to protect cheese?

And just don’t tell me, dear fools, that I’ve just gotten fantastic in these five years.

Don’t tell me that there are fools around. If you have only blades, you are a blade.

Previously, I walked (on four) and tried not to talk to any girl, except for smiles and whispers, I got nothing. Now I’m driving my own German wheelchair, but the situation with the girls hasn’t changed. Conclusion: There is no sex. Authors of fantasy. The topic is closed and transferred to the archive.

I drink less now because I’m on the wheels all the time.

Have you ever thought that eating at 3 o’clock at night becomes much more delicious?
A girl chewing cold cakes at night

From tomorrow on the diet!
I: Why? You are so thin. You will be anorexic.
She: Everyone says so.
She: I am fat.
I: It is not worth it.
It is worth.
I: I do not have anorexia.

X: Do I have to go? I am at work.
yyy: Hook, I was called to work twice by the employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and said that I should come to identify my girlfriend (the guy killed her).
YYY: will be released + more will be released
Zzzz: Are you a fool? 0 - O
ZZZ: It’s not a joke.
YYY: That’s the very fifth! No one jokes, no one can guess.

She has beautiful nails.
He: Do you really like it? The bite itself.

by VIO.

Help me remember the movie! According to the plot there are two friends who study in the same class and one of whom always carries a piece of cloth with them.

The first answer is: Sorry. Is it uranium? This is very important.

xxx: I have a question and Steve also writes the speech writer’s army text for presentations?
Yyy: Of course not. He goes on stage and composes on the course of work.
Tagged with: freestyle
nnn: wowamakaflow!
Mmm: Rock the Microphone
Kkk: VacamaCafé
DDD: The street of Fomada Fomadon!
ZZZ: The Fucking Addicts

C of Habra:

Aaa: I remember when I was a child, batteries were biting that they would still work a little bit
BBB: They knocked on each other.
ccc: In a word, they tried in every way to destroy the layer of manganese oxide, which prevented the further reproduction of electricity.
ddd: Sheldon, log in