The Dead Sea is located between Israel and Jordan in the world's deepest basin at 395 below ocean level Its waters are saturated with a variety of salts, their concentration reaches 300 g per 1 liter! This makes it impossible for fish or even more primitive living creatures to exist in the Dead Sea (hence the name).

Svetka: Hmm, why hasn’t anyone guessed there to sleep a couple of boxes of cucumbers?

> Obama: Georgia – a model of democracy and transparency"
Saakashvili: The United States is a guarantor of democracy and stability in the world.

and Camasutra. Out of 69.

vrp: went out for a lunch break in the buffet to buy something to eat, and he was closed for lunch... this is like shit o_0

I work in a supermarket in the profession of SPRT (Specialist for the Disassembly of Goods), 9 in the morning, I am in the beer department, a woman approaches me, in her hands 4 different bottles of beer and a dialogue:
She: Which of them is better?
I: To be honest, none of them.
She: How do you know?
I: Just an hour ago we were given a taste of each type of beer so we knew their taste.
She then went to the administrator to complain about the drunken staff.

Trollit, not trollit... five years ago there were no such words, and dolboebobs were called dolboebobs. Do you see them trolling?

It was not worth the older group of kindergarten at reading to ask what words they knew on the letter "X".
They know "bread", "fridge" and "hernia".
Epic Fail managed to avoid, but what moment when you are waiting for an answer...

Fans of bingo will understand:
XX: Yesterday my husband decided to show his son's friends how to shoot his stunned calash, put a cardboard box in front of the kitchen door and amused it shot. At the same time, I heard a timid question from a child, will the door not hurt? No of course. My husband said, it won’t break the box. As a result, in my kitchen door a flat row of 8 holes

Tomorrow I’ll fuck you all day.
My husband : Me? For what? I am untouchable!!! to

Commentary on the status of the SSC. The network:
“The men! Choose one thing: either love women or understand them.
Don’t philosophize, just fuck it.

Is this a car salon?
and yes!
I would like to sign up for a crash test!? to
–...

I love American movies.
xxx: say "a city surrounded by an inaccessible wall"
xxxh: and show a two-meter fence from a rabbit grid

We come with a friend to his home, on the threshold we are welcomed by his two-year-old son with cries "appa! Which is". I say to him, "Sasha, we need to say "Papa", not "Apa". To what my friend answers: "You are a naive man, he asks for iPad"

Babka Ejka (15:08:35 30/01/2012)
A woman is a strange bird, she goes up in the morning like a rabbit, she works like a child all day and goes to bed late like a swallow, she must whirl like a goat and shine like a hot bird, remaining for other men a rabbit in the sky, and for her blue in her hands.

Jekyll (15:09:45 30/01/2012)
Like a plywood!

Jekyll (15:10:11 30/01/2012)
A cat for a neighbor.

Jekyll (15:10:36 30/01/2012)
Wedding for Husband's Friends

Babka Ejka (15:10:49 30/01/2012)

Jekyll (15:11:04 30/01/2012)
Cucumbers for Grandma

Jekyll (15:11:57 30/01/2012)
Gazelle for shops

Jekyll (15:12:40 30/01/2012)
Damn for the Sister.

Jekyll (15:15:25 30/01/2012)
An eagle for himself.

xxx: signing a contract with the alpha-bank, she cut her finger with paper. Do I think I should be careful?

XHH: From the forum on lump in love novels:

S. Robbins "Unknown under a whale"
His member stumbled into the jungle between his legs, found a way and struck.
This is a terrible picture: Crazy
YYY: Maybe there is a real jungle there.
YYY: Maybe there is a fauna there already.
YYY and Flora
YYY: and its greenpeace that prohibits cutting forests

I was very sick with angina. She was alone at home, couldn’t even get out of bed and cried from helplessness. My dog, Kyara, sat next to the bed and looked at me with anxiety. Then she left and returned with a huge stinking muzzled bone: she was apparently hidden from her for a black day. Kyara laid her bone on her pillow and pushed her nose to my face – “Bite!”and c)

XHH: Guy, and if the conversation with a girl is about that in jeans it will be uncomfortable to rape her, it's okay, what do you think?
Tagged: normal
What about zoophilia, the Prince of Wales and the birth of the spider?
What is Annika?
HH: And who else?! to

I work in a hypermarket, every night outdated products are taken to the garbage, where they are greedy in fights dismantled by the local inhabitants. A buyer approaches me, it is clear that he has plenty of money, and asks how much time the outdated products are thrown out. I am shocked to tell him that at 7 p.m. they are taken away. He turns and leaves. I wait 7 hours to find out what these products are for him. I go out on the street, near this place is a BMW X6, and in it is the same buyer. It turned out that he decided to show his son that if he did not study, he would have to collect food from the garbage! and :)

"Lucing" is called The Budget Option "Shopping"

C Habrabr (of MegaUpload):

Venna
FBI agents did not confiscate the servers and hard drives, but only copied part of the data from them.
No expectation and no speed limit. and :)