Mind can be replaced with experience, health can not be replaced with anything.

Bata told a case from practice when he was working as a district worker in mentorship.
They went to detain especially dangerous people, took a bunch of people with them.
Even one filmologist and shepherd Jack were caught.
They call the door, they are opened by the standard "Neighbors from below". The dog apparently felt the beginning of the action and rushed forward to all participants in the operation.
The road was blocked only by a thick area of Zhenya from the neighboring area. A healthy dog crossed between his legs and ran into the apartment.
However, Zhenya, from surprise, sat on Jack’s back. So they entered Prithon. The district Zhenya, waving with tabular weapons and issuing exhausting motherly wills, riding on the fearless Jack.
Bata says he has never seen a particular danger cry before. Even the handcuffs were useless.

XXX: My friend wrote in support of Kaspersky, fuck if the key found through Yandex does not fit on her copies of antivirus.
YYY: It seems to me that the face of the man of their sapphor who read it was like this: O_O

The fitness center. A young banker tries to lift the weight under the guidance of a personal trainer.
There is a blonde in the room.
The banker, looking at a long series of trainers, asks the coach:
- Tom, which of these cars I better use to attract her
The attention?
I would recommend a ATM in the hall, sir.

Kharkiv Forum
XX: Would you like to go back to the USSR, where you could buy a lot of crystal for retirement, where the sausage cost 2.20 rubles and every year you could ride at sea, where the ice cream cost 20 kopecks and the factories worked in 3 shifts or better now?

YYY: how in the Terminator and find the little boy Vitu

Sub-Zero: You have an incredibly beautiful sister, why didn’t you introduce me to her before?
Sub Zero: Sister

Germ: Two cats and a dog in the apartment are at war.
Germ: They throw on each other from the shelter and whistle and whistle fight, melting everything.
Germ: At night, you need to get up from the comp and go to the toilet along a long corridor, where the lamp has long been burned and from which you just heard a terrible whisper and a quiet whisper.
Germ: In short, did you play in the space?

Review of the film "Pastor"
And if I had exploded the train, my mother would have blown me down!

Do you not wash your dishes? Electricity on holidays?
2nd What about FIG? I have one tablespoon.
Do you eat out of a spoon??? O_O
2nd No to. We take single-use bags, put on a plate, heat in such a dish a cupcake, grim-c, remove the package - the plate is clean! Turn a spoon in a bag - it didn't run out... so I only wash a spoon. = = )

[21:28:42] Max [SenslideR]: We like a friend we changed, smeared a thermopast, and her cat came down all)) and bled on his mother.

You give me little attention.
M: What did you get from?
I just wanted to write such a huni that girls write to their boys.

<Stels> rotated in his hands a bubble with a green, which unnoticedly so turned out
<Stels> Hulk is very angry!

Dvorkin: When the tax inspector came to us in the accounting office and introduced himself to Kleshch Boris Yuryevich, I immediately understood that we will not get rid of him easily.

The employee says:
I call to Nizhny Novgorod, I imagine: "This is Moscow!", on the other side of the phone: "I get up?and "

xxx: we in Ukraine for a long time banned the minute, but the sunsets have been adjusted. The price is secondary :D
*Tarification of calls is carried out per second. Each first second of each minute of conversation is priced in the amount of the specified value per minute. Seconds from second to sixty are not charged.

He drove a boat camel to the bat, carrying eight tons of forest. When descending from the pot he breaks down and one of the wheels, overtaking the truck, moves forward, leaves for a meeting. Miraculously no one hit, he goes on, and ahead of a hundred meters in the crossroads!!! I was driving on the wheel (it again jumped through a crossroads). In short, my father came, they wiped everything with the wheel, the wheels never found! We found only the place where it stopped and fell, forming a flea in the dirt, and everything around it was scattered by traces of men's legs breaking somewhere on the asphalt...
What fucking thing, how?! How did they manage to ride the wheel in just three minutes?!?!? to

When buying a computer:
The designer first looks at the diagonal of the monitor.
Processor speed and frame
- Video card manager (to make games go)
The main thing is that the chair is comfortable.
Top Manager in Design and Respect
The secretary is stupidly pleased that she is being bought a computer.

I stand in the yard, a nine passes by. In front of her suddenly appear children, well, and nine, of course, on brakes. A man comes out of her, and says:"Children, you are so tired of living? Do you want to see how the house 2 ends?"
What they get quite a logical answer:"Uncle, so long do not live!"

I read on one website about the laws in Saudi Arabia:

Men’s doctors cannot examine women, and women’s doctors cannot examine men.

Women cannot be doctors.

Can women get sick?? to

ddd (14:15:21 9/06/2011)
I got a real point tonight. I open my eyes at night and over me the drive is flying, really a casper, quite material, and up and down over me, then even rounded up and flew under the bed... I really already thought about how to run out of the house in cowards...

ddd (14:16:18 9/06/2011)
And we have a condor in front of the bed... he turned on some mode of a strong bump at night and from the force of the air flew up a single-use siren ball... so it circled over me.

ccc (14:16:38 9/06/2011)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

ccc (14:16:51 9/06/2011)
I thought they said the truth:
Yesterday, at 10:41 a.m., a giant solar protuberanet separated from the sun. Temperature of 80 thousand Kelvin and speed of 1400 km / s.
His arrival on Earth is expected tonight/tomorrow morning.
Northern lights and psychic activation are possible."

ddd (14:16:58 9/06/2011)
But what was the worst... calmed up, she went to bed and laid that scratch ball there.

ddd (14:17:29 9/06/2011)
They were then two flying (we have a healthy closet with a mirror at the bed)

ccc (14:17:46 9/06/2011)
I would go crazy!! to