Inni suited a wonderful neologism "blyatiful".
On board the sudden 32? Blyatiful!
Broke a bus that runs every half an hour, and around it is not summer? Blyatiful!
The neighbor decided to perform solo on a perforator in the morning of the weekend? Blyatiful!
Have your favourite series ever melted into a dull smell? Blyatiful!
In the local hypermarket works one box of a couple of dozens? Blyatiful!
Examples, I do not believe. A good neologism. I will use.

If the Eternal Fire has shaken on the Red Square, it means that the gas has been pumped into the tanks of another company of fireworks, which contain Lenin in the labyrinths under the mausoleum.

Thinking with your head?

Horribly interested in such a question, here we wrote a lot of everything about abortions, prevention, etc., but I don't understand you, is it not wonderful when a child is born?

My husband and I only got on our feet after 30 to provide for the future child. Before that, they studied, worked, re-studyed and received additional certifications to be confident in their future for at least the next few years. Would you advise us not to be protected and/or not to have an abortion during the hungry student years? Would you feed my child too?

I read the story of a girl who wants to marry a rich and beautiful man.

Everyone wants to marry a rich and beautiful man.

Even the rich and beautiful person wants to marry a rich and beautiful person.

here here :

For example, in school, while girls were taught to cook, we were taught to make scissors for scissors. Since then I have:
Prepared meals: 1000+ times
Drawed by: 0
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The Voot. A could have.

Consider with a friend a photo with the inscription on the asphalt "Skatina! You won’t find any better."
I ask her, “How is it right: "Lud’s" or "Lud’s"?”
(Friend, I am sure): It is better.
(I, after a pathetic Facebook spam): Right through the letter "ch"...
(Friend, sincerely surprised): Luce? to

And we gave birth to our first child in 1992, when everything around breathed confidence in the future, and money and other certificates provided unshakable reliability. And nothing, the guy grew full, dressed and quite happy, earning (in the form of prizes at the Olympics) began years with 14, grew up quite independent, now works in the notorious factory and became already the head of the design department.

I am older than your son for a year, and I also went to work with 14 (a second seller on the clothing market on the weekend). Growing up full, dressed, and quite happy, childhood is not so easy to ruin. But the money, even with consideration of the work, was enough. Among the saddest consequences of this shortage are terrible knee pain and cramping at age 27, because at one time there was no money for surgery. Not so clearly, so briefly.

Congregatio: "It is difficult to consider as the onset of the future the all-planetary triumph of pocket microelectronics, when the hyper drive and apples were expected on Mars" Listen, and let us remember this most fantastic in terms of people's lives. Somewhere, was it like apples on Mars, intergalactic ships in space - and on Earth at this time, disc phones, cell phones and computers from the room? In most of the works - while space ships roam the vastness of the universe, the captain of the house is awaited by a wife who helps cook a smart kitchen, children who play with the robot, and colleagues who connect with each other on a fantastic skype and fly on a flyer outside the city for a picnic. And the captain himself, arriving on Mars, does not wash his clothes, saving water, but enters the room of a Martian hotel and takes a comfortable shower, and then sits down to watch the news from Earth for the Martian lunch.

zybrnj1: a enters the room of a Martian hotel and takes a comfortable ionic shower

iosipboroda: "Ion supply disconnected due to prevention on the ion pipeline until July 15. With respect, Ionocanal"

silver bird: I am very grateful for the modern trend of stupidity, passivity and ignorance :) Because it allows me to see with my own eyes teenagers gathering together in order to see on a tablet a scientific video about the climate of Saturn out of a sense of protest.

Culinary for all

At the age of 30, I had to learn to cook from scratch. The Meat? We didn’t smell it in the 90s. The salad? Three ha-ha As a child, I was elegantly able to cook five dishes from one lens and fire the cabbage without oil, clean and cook the cow's rye and rub the radish. In a normal, peaceful and secure life somehow did not use these unique culinary skills.

A colleague asks: Did you have adjustment accidents?

Wear for health.

Since then I have always worn my grandmother’s sweaters, and if someone dares to at least smile at this, they will experience what a heavyweight boxing CMC is, who loves his grandmother very much!

Believe most people laugh at you and your grandmother. Why are you so complicated? Oh, I wore green socks and, in order not to think I was blue, I beat three people. be treated.

xxx: since you are not in the car, but on the bus, you better not drive your laptop every day, or you will speed up the approximation of the day of his death

YYY : Why? It is a tablet, there are no critical mechanical parts.

xxx: when you are pushed stronger with this laptop to the handles, mechanical parts in it will appear

On my birthday, my girlfriend gave me herself. But there was little space in the apartment, so I cleaned it on the balcony.

I suggest to decorate the top of the tree with fallos. Fallos is a symbol of new life and in general renewal, as well as joy and pleasure. Just like New Year.

zzz: and apple balls to do in the shape of the testicles, well that it would be quite logical, ch...

Has anyone joked about what the tree is going to be?

xxx> Oh, I ordered that set this week)) *link* Friend, don’t even think! Spain is unimportant!
yyy> Marinochka... Where do you get the reference to the "four-stage lift, b/u, disassembled"?
xxx> Yes
xxx> And what did I then send to the accounting office with the procurement budget?

Deʙyshka, with ktopoja i ʙstpeaches me yže kkoe-to ʙpeem, skazla posllll thogodnjnne noči, what i ee ee tpey papeen ztoto. Today ʙtopoe janʙapya.

I always wear my grandmother’s clothes.
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Brutal macho is very cute grandmother's shorts :))

You promised to take my photos, you didn’t have time, you were busy, and then you deleted them.
YYY: Well, I dropped you one.
You dropped where I hadn’t even seen you photographed me and the others didn’t.
YYY: Because you blamed them!
XXX: I didn’t blame, I posed!

You can’t do nothing, work.