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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №146084
 02.11.2017
She works as an anesthetic nurse.
Following her words.

When people after operations and anesthesia are brought to the general chamber, they are observed by staff at the time of "retreat" after anesthesia. Usually the doctor comes and asks general questions: how well-being, what day today, etc. The goal is clear: to assess the patient’s condition. Since some patients may begin to get stupid and inadequate, and such individuals can harm themselves and other patients in the department.
If there is a suspicion of the patient's bullying, especially coupled with hallucinations, then with the help of bandages they are fixed to the bed, for their own benefit.

They bring a young man to the room. The guy comes to himself. To him fits a doctor and my acquaintance (which is an anesthetic nurse).
The doctor asks him on duty questions and the guy answers them appropriately.
But then suddenly he gives the phrase, “Doctor, I wanted to tell you... you have a dove walking around the chamber.”
The nurse and the doctor looked deeply, shrugged their heads. Without unnecessary words and gestures (the experience of joint work, it is) it became clear: you need to bind.

And here from under the patient’s bed comes a real pigeon.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №146083
 02.11.2017
From the operational report:
Petrov, coming from the factory after work and hearing the message of his wife that their son had won the Olympics in physics and mathematics, silently turned, went out, called the door to his neighbor, the mathematician Zimmerman, and struck him without explanation.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146082
 02.11.2017
British bartender Daniel Bill told The Sun that Spacey approached him on the street when he came out of the bar to smoke. Bill claims that the artist showed him a penis and then gave him his precious Swiss clock.

Do you want a clock? Fuck you here!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146081
 02.11.2017
Conversation in bed:
-Blin, I just normally and exactly crossed the bed today, and it was flat until you came!! to
Did we do anything? O-O
I didn’t really move...oh!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146080
 02.11.2017
I read the news site:

Sobchak entrusted the conduct of his campaign in social networks Adagamov
......
Dog in Domodedovo will be taught to distinguish between euro and yuan by smell

I read the news right for the third time.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146079
 02.11.2017
I went to the metro today from work. There is a guy sitting next to him playing in FIFA. The screen is big, I sit watching his game, like some kind of activity, not so boring.
The crowd is filled on the ring, a man of 35, comes in, stands up over us. He saw football, looking down to the game with interest, two stops looking closely, then when the people relaxed, he opens the backpack, gets a beer, opens and continues to watch with beer =)
He watched the match with such interest, right on the face can be seen how he experienced. It was a pity he had to go out earlier, it was interesting how he would celebrate the victory =)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №146078
 02.11.2017
The MFO:
I was offended. And for what! I wore it for 2 hours (!) I chose the appearance of the character in Warcraft.
I tried to find out where the hairdresser was located.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146077
 02.11.2017
“Let it be their secret.” Why do we need this secret? They say, “Let no one be tempted.” This is the strangest thing about homophobia. Some striking uncertainty in sexual orientation, yours and others. It turns out that heterosexuality holds on a thin thread of ignorance. It literally hangs on the hair. You will find out that there are gay, you will meet, don't give god, in life - and all, a missing man.

To awaken the sensuality of any orientation to teenagers is sufficient for each other, it has always been enough and will always be.
Therefore, the only effective means of preventing homosexuality among minors can only be to keep them in single chambers with feeding through a window by the face of an unknown sex, which is better over time to replace with a machine. There are no patterns on the wallpaper. There is no other means. We need to think about the relevant bill. Nothing will help any more. And this too.
Alexander Baunov

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146076
 02.11.2017
The first job at 29 years old, immediately an engineer with a salary of one and a half thousand euros, without knowledge of the local foreign language. English and Russian are usually enough.
Just an engineer.

What did he live for before?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146075
 02.11.2017
Spacey approached him on the street when he came out of the bar to smoke. Bill claims that the artist showed him a penis and then gave him his precious Swiss clock.

They were measured.
Spacey has lost.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №146074
 02.11.2017
A colleague told the story (after the first person):

I am standing in the subway, waiting for a friend. They agreed to meet, but he was late. I don’t like it and I don’t understand it, but I stand, I wait. And suddenly a puppy appears nearby, and begins to run at his legs, a good one, quite small, strong, cute. Clearly a homeless.

It was a pity, he sat down, grabbed, and the dog is good, good, pleased with attention. I took him on my arms, literally a minute passes, suddenly a woman comes in. He stood up, looked at me, wondered:

Do you sell a puppy?

How much do you give?

- Well, a maximum of a thousand - the woman begins to justify slightly, and explains - my daughter has long wanted a dog, I want to delight. A little money.

Okay, okay, all right, take for six hundred, and that’s all.

The woman rejoices, begins to confuse a little, wants to take a puppy, and I say:

Yes, I see you are a good man, kind, take it like this. Nothing need.

The woman is happy, takes a puppy, thanks.

So the puppy and arranged in a few minutes)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №146073
 01.11.2017
The Americans were not on the moon. It is fact!! to

Yyy: Were you on a flat moon or on a round moon?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №146072
 01.11.2017
by Nebadetej

I will recall from my own experience:
My son is four years old, a difficult period of his growing up. Regularly capricious. Once again he enters the rage, he doesn’t hear and doesn’t want to hear. I hang him a slit - not strongly, but tangible. He is dissatisfied:
Nothing hurt me!
I didn’t want you to hurt. I wanted you to pay attention to me, I calmly explain. If I wanted to hurt you, I would knock like this.
I shook my fist on the wall.
The son looks at me with big surprised and frightened eyes and suddenly becomes contractual. We no longer had to go back to the topic of physical violence (except for the rhetorical questions on the walk "Son, will you go home yourself, or will you be dragged under the mouse?")

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146071
 01.11.2017
XXX: Mommy and Daddy! Would you give me a drone for my birthday?
Zzzz: Why is it to you, baby? You have Carlson.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146070
 01.11.2017
I quarreled with my best friend, we didn't communicate a couple of weeks in the messenger and at all.

Were you without psychological support?
I: Without a psychological.
Husband: I have not agreed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146069
 01.11.2017
This is:

Sticking a webcam is useless, you are monitored directly through a computer monitor or TV.
Each transistor of the matrix can work both as a control element of the background lighting, and as a photosensitive sensor.

So, were our grandparents right, hanging the TV screen (presumably from dust) and pulling the fork out of the socket? I didn’t trust too much "the devil" technology!)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146068
 01.11.2017
A few years ago, I went to Peter’s Botkin Hospital with angina.

At the time, I was 31 (and I look at 25 in general) and got to the hospital straight from work with an ambulance. After obtaining all documents, they are loaded into the car for transportation by departments.

We go together with a man of dirty-wracked outdoors aged under 65, already quite old, and bring us to one department.

Already in the department we stand with a bump at the nurse for registration for admission.

The nurse says, “So Denis is 32 years old.”

I immediately say, “You’re wrong with me 31, still young.”

The old man says, “I am Denis and I am 32 years old.”

My sister and I said, “Oh.”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №146067
 01.11.2017
Democratic Legends of the USSR

could not. It was not so easy to exclude from the Komsomol. Study the game, read the statute.
Commercial since 1978

Boris Borisich was expelled from the ranks of the VLKSM in the spring of 1980 after a performance at the rock festival.

and lol. How pleasant is the eagle of a fighter against a totalitarian regime, which against this means some truth. Interestingly, Makarevich with his 1 place and other codles were not excluded for some reason. Per it's not in a rock festival, but in the fact that you didn't have to be in an inadequate condition, lying on the stage, while performing with a guitar to ananise?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146066
 01.11.2017
And 1978 is especially remarkable by the fact that our Soviet satellite has already fallen into Canada. A new uranium field has emerged in Canada. Immediately being enriched. (c by Geektimes)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №146065
 01.11.2017
and 24h. There is panic at home. I didn’t pay for it.
Everyone is out of the game. And I eat soup and rye)))
Can they see a little life?
and night. I missed my grandchildren.
I pay tomorrow. It will come cheaper.

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