If the work is paid little, then you should get at least pleasure from it.

security
Not further than today I went to the passport table to get an excerpt from the home book. I stood a short line, gave the employee a passport and said, “I just need an excerpt from the home book.” The girl smiles gently and asks, “Only?” I’m a little surprised, but I’m silent. She takes her passport, checks carefully, enters data into the computer, looks closely at the screen and suddenly... wildly screams: “PROTECTION!!! The protection!! I'm in a stupor...I think something is wrong with my passport? Or have I been searched? and a pause.
A guard comes out and says, “Well, what do you need?” The girl said, “Serga, close the window! It’s cold, it’s blowing.”
Finally... :-)

Dreaming of becoming a millionaire, one thinks about how to spend a million, and never about how to earn it.

Dima Bilan: “I was sent by God to make music”
Nikita Mikhalkov: "I have not sent anyone!"

Your equal
M is younger. four and a half years)
Write it normally. for half a year
M is four and a half. He wrote
Not the Russian.
M: You don’t catch up. Is it 19 years old that I understand? Four and a half years younger than me.
G: Write the number
m: *wall * 4.5 years
No need to send smiley, I don’t see them anyway. I smoked there.
M: It’s not me who smoked it, you can’t understand it. I write very intelligently.
I am 19 years old, four and a half years (4.5) younger than me.
How clearer
She is 23 and a half. 22 and a half.
She is 19 and a half. It's almost me 24. the age difference is 4.5 years old)
I could not write for 0.5 years. and 0.6
m: with 0.5 and 0.6, when it comes to 4.5 - four and a half)
Write in Russian I don’t understand you... your codes
M: We went short. I swallowed as soon as I could.
She is 20 and a half.
M: I wrote that she is 19 years old..............................
Yes, it is a fucking shit. You tired me of your jingle.
M: You burn... I was extremely intelligent and calmly speaking and explaining) I was already tired of explaining. Do you know where the 4.5 years came from?
by :. year of. I am angry with your points, I don’t understand and I don’t want to understand.
m: I am 24 years old - her 19.5 years = 4.5 years the age difference in us
I can’t do more, write numbers.

YYYY
When I was a child, I thought that the brake fluid was rough and poured under the wheels when it needed to brake.

X: Yes, sec, where is my hairy monster...
U: O_0
I am talking about the cat, fool!

Oxy (21:25:22 22/03/2011)
Mom bought some tea hanging, quite expensive, up to 50 grams.

Oxy (21:25:30 22/03/2011)
Inscription on packaging

Oxy (21:25:41 22/03/2011)
assorted

Oxy (21:26:10 22/03/2011)
apparently, the developers meant simply the word assortment with encrypted ti - tea

Oxy (21:26:44 22/03/2011)
In the end, there was something like a backpack (%)

LISANDER 19:28
You have a jigsaw brain.

The old lady (c) calls, she mistakes the number:
I am ALO
A to Z, Z to Z?
I am not, Misha.
C is gene?? to
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!! to
C is wrong. He puts the phone.

Leave the Japanese in peace. We are not as prepared for winter as the Japanese are for earthquakes.

Good when you are 4 years old.
You can take
Broken control and call my mom.

We have a photo studio on the floor, well, and accordingly they process photos in Photoshop. With my hands in the toilet, a conversation is delivered by phone from the cabin "... yes, yes, now I look at my work, it turned out beautiful, you will like it..."

A woman is always a woman.
Today I watched how one young person, changing the OS (to say - from Ubuntu to Win7), between the case took a mirror from the bag and fixed the makeup.
And, breathing up, she added: "It seems that the beard can never be grown".

After the night club we spend the night in the company of a girlfriend. In the morning, they all jumped, and one lazy. And, of course, nobody will leave it that way - everyone begins to get everything. And then they decided on the last cruel method - to sit down and look at her. She will feel that someone is watching her and waking up.
Annie, remember that! I look at you!
2 (without tearing off my face from my pillow): Oh, lord, what have you not done to me?

Do you really think that man has risen above animals as a result of evolution?
Of course, I answered it. Is it not?
“No,” he said. He went down much lower. Today, only a millionaire can afford a way of life: live in nature in the most suitable climatic conditions for the body, move a lot, eat ecologically clean food, and at the same time never worry about anything at all. Remember, none of the animals work.
And the whites? He asked Hera. They collect nuts.
Dear, this is not a job. So if the whites from morning to night coupled with each other the sour bear fucking, it would be a job.
Pelevin and Empire V.

xxx: We have the theme of tomorrow's class on urology: Sicknesses of the scrotum and penis - epididymitis, orchitis, hydrocele, spermatozele, varicocele, testicular cancer, etc.
YYY: who leads, not Elena baby by chance? Don’t wear a sweater with your neck.)

Karl from Clara stole McLaren, Clara from Karl stole Corvette
YYY: Yeah, Karl and Clara got up :D

Odd: American democracy is spread by air and missile.

Congratulations to Wifi!
The cat can’t bite him.