xxx: "If we made girls, they would never break" (c) Toyota
What if the Lamborghini did?
They would be... powerful.
Tagged: Nymphomaniacs
XXX: Then I know a couple made on the lamp
They are prototypes.
xxx: these are pilot models)
Are there drones?
XXX is married. in Thailand
xxx: these versions have a bunch of male merits

When he bought his first machine, he found in the salon the former owner's gloves. He called, asked to return immunity) The packages were then a shortage - found what was in the kitchen. Packaging with a large inscription - "For garbage". He packed it and handed it to those he asked to hand it over. At the police station m. " and pl Rebellion " to his colleagues. I didn't want to offend him, honestly - I didn't find another packaging(((( If you read - the machine served me for four years and sold in good condition. Do not offend!

My girlfriend gave me a birthday voucher at the sex shop. Per the only worthy way to thank her would be to buy a strapon.

Cocktail "Spring":
Champagne, Martini, Wine, Vodka and Olive. Mix all the ingredients in the proportion "a; and add olive oil.

Comments on Video with a Hydrogen Bomb (100 kq tons of TNT)
Why does she have a parachute? What would it slow down?
y: Oh, so that the local population has time to record it on the phone

Day of Computer, ladies and gentlemen!
May the strength be with us!

What can adults do at work? Of course, go to the google translator, put the direction of the translation "from Russian to Russian" and choke the mother’s bits with the voice of the aunt, which begins to fuck when you press the button "Listen" =)

What kind of man is this?
This is a bear, Dmitry Anatolyevich, it is a shame not to know!
Is he, Mr. President, that I should be ashamed not to know him?
Ekbnr

AK90 (00:51:06 14/02/2011)
“Hello, right hand, I congratulate you on Valentine’s Day, dear.

She went into the room to her brother to make a comment on the loud music, and she wandered, observing the picture, like a cat, twisted into a glove, sleeping tightly under the column, where the songs of the Rammstein were played. My brother changed his mind...

Winter is a great time of year. The socks can easily be found on the battery.

In a conversation with a friend...
"No, I’m not going to go to the barricades anymore if anything. I have a family, children... a belly the size of two barrels of Heineken. I will be a burden. But here are a couple of machines to sacrifice with pleasure"

February 14: in Japan, the holiday of naked men, in the United States - the day of condoms, in Germany - the day of the mental sick.
1111: Tomorrow you will be able to peacefully congratulate a Gondon with his favorite American holiday.

From the Literary Forum:

I am angry with everything today, most of all, the subject of OBJ. The model is this:
First-second-third class: "Children, the road must be switched to the green light..."
Fifth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
8th Class: Young citizens of Russia! Anti-gases are three standard sizes, calculated from the radius of the head.
Tenth class: "Students, if you hear the evacuation signal..."
11th grade: "Children, the road must be moved to the green light..."
It seems that the peak of development we have already passed...

WOW: Do you love me?
Tag: I love
Tagged with: bhubble
Tagged: love
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fuck you are shorter.

How is the session?
I will cut the cylinder of the second order by the method of parallel sections on the linear surfaces and half-axis all off the hiperboloid you are two-band!!!!!!by 11111
Q: When is the transfer?
WOW tomorrow...

Sometimes, listening to someone from my acquaintances, I want to scream "The HGH grows! See also 180! We are losing him! It is...". Then run and give in the mouth.

So on February 14th:
Day of Computer;
Day of Mental Ill People in Germany
The anniversary of Chikatilo’s death penalty
the day of lovers;
The festival of naked men in Japan.
In the United States, the day of condoms.
So we celebrate the day of a falling in love, mentally unbalanced computer worker-exhibitionist, walking around the street with a condom on his ass and a poster with a photo of a chikatilo in his hands.

XX: What conclusions did you draw from our meeting yesterday?
Yyy: That a woman’s breasts should fit either in one or two men’s hands!
XXX: The Young Man

ALEN

I went to the kitchen to eat. Kitty ran with me to the refrigerator. I open the door of the refrigerator and from there a package with the inscription CHREN falls to us. I looked into the refrigerator from the cat, and there really fucking, there is nothing. They looked at him sadly and went to sleep hungry.