We really love domestic cars. And there is for what. For example, you are standing and voting. And suddenly the rain. And no one will stop. Neither Mercedes, nor BMW, nor Toyota. And the old "seven" comes in, you sit in it - you are warm, comfortable. And, agree, if you go with a girl on Lexus, you don’t know what she thinks of you. And if a girl goes with you in the "seven", then it is definitely - for love.

Students in Moscow are the smartest in the country.
In the Moscow Museum of Astronautics: "Son, this is a lunar rover. There were astronauts inside it!"

I am also a cat. or a company of 5 drawers writing from one account. You never know for sure on the Internet.

From the hubra, in the branch about the "moon conspiracy"
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You are written by the support service of biocapsules to maintain the existence of protein forms of life. Sensors show increased levels of anxiety in your main nerve node signals, and we are forced to reset your controller’s supportive neural network to correct and mitigate this effect.
The neurointerface still works properly and you can continue to enjoy simulated reality.

Let us note that being in the early 21st century is not the best choice and we have a lot of other sensory simulations.
If you suddenly want to change the enclosure or time, just let us know.

PS: Your impressions of the competition of never-existing colonies of protein forms of life to go into some "space" are very fascinating, we look at the whole department.
Forever your sensible spruce from Alpha Centauri.

There are two banks in front of you. Car and Pepsi. You can only choose one. Which one?
1) You have chosen the collar. You are the king of life and you get everything you want from it.
You chose Pepsi. You are a rebel, you are not satisfied with the current life and are set to fight.
But in both cases you do not go beyond the conditions in which you were placed.
3) You took any of the two and came in front of the experimentator. Then took the second. You are the real master of life, not that figure on p.1. Such people have real power to make decisions.
You have abandoned both, subconsciously understanding that the choice given to you is essentially not a choice. You are a real rebel, not the figure from p.2. Only those who can abandon all existing options are able to create something fundamentally new.

This is:

In the USSR planted homics of assets. The pirates were not touched.
This article was called a little differently, and was introduced to distinguish it from the rape of a woman.
But the pirates, as always, perverted everything, because the pirates!

Sorry for my French, these peddars are peddars.
Criminal Code of the RSFSR of 1960, p. by 121. of courage.
Sexual intercourse between a man and a man is punishable by imprisonment for up to five years.
Murder committed with the use of physical violence, threats, or against a minor, or with the use of a dependent position of the victim, is punishable by imprisonment for up to eight years.
There is no indication of the active nature of the action. Sitting on this article and passive gay, writer Gennady Trifonov, for example. Moreover, it is not always possible to clearly distinguish homosexuals into active and passive. And you can get a bigger, and more, a cliché.

Recently, you should have come to the Yandex office in Lower Nizhny on Freedom Square, but Karl, it turned out these guys were wrong! In the end, counting the flat houses and asking a dozen passers found this business center in the most fucking minutes after 40 and all this under rainy rain with snow. Russians are fucking.

You are my soul and I love you as a mother.
I mean, I’m just like a sister?
Like my grandmother...

You know, this familiar northern man in the early frosty morning revitalizing smell of freshly burned clamps on parking lots.

What another

>> the famous "Matrus Dance "Apple"" also embodies sexual desire?

The answer lies in the question itself. The sailors are forced to stay for a long time in a closed purely male team. Therefore, whatever the sailor does when he arrives in the port, even if he chews in his nose, it embodies sexual desire.

I recently walked through the most grassy areas of New York.
Unreasonable courage?
The Google Maps.

> Are you a cat?

Well noticed. Here is who fits into any box in any quantity, like a liquid.
But the cat doesn’t write so much, it has legs.

Der_blinker: Few people know that when Nikas Safronov worked as a decorator in TUZ, he made a small flower for the show weighing 17.5 kg.

The essence of higher education is that in the process of learning the student comes to mind one simple idea. She came and conquered with her obviousness: "If I learn from under the sticks in 5 years and successfully pass so many things not especially needed in my specialty, then will I not be able to learn what I need, voluntarily?"

Discussions on accounting:

After that I think I will use this phrase in all life situations.
XXX: I made a report at work - fuck, not diff
xxx: husband caught with a lover - fuck, not jeff
XXX: Not the DIF
XXX: I hope my lover will still be a jeff

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

zzz: the image is not loaded - fuck, not gif
zzz: the ship sat on the melt - shrink, not the reef
zzz: you have to raise a fucking stone on the mountain - hide, Sisyphus
zzz: sick - hollow, not typhus

XXXX: the powder has ended - fuck, not a myth

Irony, of course, is irony, but if the wife has not been able to raise her husband, she will not raise the child. If so, why is it needed at all? You can just live and have fun without it.<<

You have to educate, right? Wives without educational functions are not quoted? Per she just came to the conclusion that raising an adult under some of his drives is somehow wrong?)) Fuck, and I thought all about why I broke up with my own - and it was necessary to raise, tree...

The teacher of the children's circle of glue, quietly replacing the plasticine with the test and the farch, opened a store of crafter pellets.

He was young, stupid. He ate what they gave, did what his wife offered. One remains – he took his mind.

A bad and bad wife. I didn’t pump the boy’s brain. He got out, good that he left alive.

xxx: You have to solve with the street travelers on another problem - to choose two streets and announce that there from 2 to 5 nights is allowed to drive without speed limit, so that there are no random people there.
Yyy: Yes, yes, and in the morning – remove the bodies.

It is said that Dracula was born a normal child, but then one day he tried Hematogen.