MifeAge: Of course my opinion may be wrong
MifeAge: But I like it more than anyone else and I will defend it!

xxx: Another hot topic about Kingsman is the demarginalization of amputators. After such a movie, a boy without arms and a girl without legs will have something to play in the courtyard with peers. As a child, we had a rule: if it was like that in a movie, then you can play it.
This is why the authors are mega-respective.

It was somewhere in the year 2006-2007. My friend and I decided to celebrate a celebration and took it on our chest. Then the drunk went out on the street, took another and a half jean tonic, we stood at the stop drinking, we wandered, we talked loudly. We were already in the woods when a policeman came to us. From there, mentions came out and approached my friend.

Why are you drinking in public? Why be drunk in public? Go with us.

They load him into the car. There was one question in my drunken head:

What chlorine, and what about me?

Running after the menta with this question would be the tip of nonsense, as the outcome was obvious. But since then, every time I recall this story, I have been tormented by the question: What about me?

P.S. A friend was released with a protocol and a fine

There are lines:...cut with a yellow eye, cut with a yellow eye, watch the bathing of children
What is the confession of the Chinese pedophile?

The dic is designed on the association of Soviet people. And they could even show Peter kissing the boy in his ass. No one had any evil thoughts. Or the same C/B films about the pioneer camp.
And modern hysteria ruins everything, blue has long not been the color, children will not fall, etc. It seems like they are fighting, and in fact they only kill in the heads of the majority the most unconventional abomination that they oppose.

Five cats were rescued from the basement. A few days later, one of them died. There was no time to bury, and I took the breathless body to the balcony. In the evening, I tell my husband, I go to the balcony, and there is empty. The cat survived, got out of the box and lacked milk like nothing else. And so he "died" again five times. We called him Jesus.

Well, at least one anonymous honestly admitted that the idea of girls from porn films formed. For many, this goes through the declared claims. Men’s naivety has already crossed the boundary where it is appropriate, as for children, to let the warning before such films "all that is happening is fictional and performed by professional cascades - do not try to repeat")))

Despite all seeming nonsense, Vovochka was a very sensible boy and as a child understood - if you sit in each class for two years, then after school in the army will not be taken.

I think the tariffs of MTS unlimited and unlimited invented a man who often in his childhood heard the word Uobešče

A friend told how they in ancient times wrote games under the BC and had a bug with the imposition of sprites on each other, which looked like a shimmering sprite, which, because of a critical memory deficit, could not be corrected.
As a result, the description of the game was added the phrase "Murtering skeletons are twice as strong as normal and cause double damage."

In our Finnish neighbors, methanol non-freezing is not prohibited. They do not drink it, but they pour it on the forehead.
Strangely...
The wild people.

More than the boy who confused Joseph and played the Christmas mystery in Stalin’s costume, I fear you won’t do it anyway.

XXX: Facelifted: "... it may not be quite summer kids..."
UUU: Maybe it’s completely winter kids or conditionally spring kids :)))

How different things — when I call the guarantee master in case of a breakdown of the refrigerator (by his wish), and when a man comes to me without my wish, pathetically saying that I must show him the refrigerator, because he put his soul in it!"
"Why is it so important to you? Stop immediately, he is uncomfortable here. Why do you have such cheap products in it??? I want to replace it immediately! Avoid children from entering the kitchen, they’re getting dirty! And the old grandmother here has nothing to do, something I doubt her adequacy. Oh no, I gave it to you, I should have been better looking for a family. Okay, I’ll come back tomorrow and see if it’s all right!"

Pushkin did not write about it. When a man is not in love, I forgive him to communicate, he is not embarrassed, he is not afraid of rejection (well, this will reject - there are many others not worse), he is calmer and more confident and it is easier for him to make a pleasant impression. And in the beloved in the presence of Himself, the brains are spinning, the heart is ready to open, he is afraid to speak, exaggerates himself, carries ahina, runs away in panic, does not dare to ask, because rejection seems to kill - in the end on the part of the lady the lover behaves ignorantly. And, according to the laws of the good old days, He was more faithful than the lady was cold.

xxx: The cost of works of art, according to experts, directly depends on the sex of the artist. Thus, the work of male authors is valued higher than their female colleagues.
Yyy: It has long been known that men are better at beauty. How can women understand beauty if they like men? and :)

There is always a place in life and the feat of the spy, and the betrayal of the spy.

Stories about fathers, mothers, children and their tears.
Many years ago I worked as a laboratory in a children’s hospital. In particular, he took blood for all sorts of tests in children of all "calibers" - from very small premature to girls of 17 and a half years, a height of one meter eighty, a weight of kilograms in 90, with a bust of the fourth size, smelling quietly Belomor.
The greatest trouble in the moral plane was caused by children aged 3–4, who on each attempt to kick them in the finger gave hysterical “concerts” for 20-30 minutes with whispers, whispers, saliva, splashes, chewing the “evil uncle-blooddrinker” with his legs in his mouth with all the force, scratching, trying to break all the probes on the table, etc.
But this is what I noticed.
How does the mother lead the baby to the laboratory?
- Oh, my poor, now you will be squeezed a little, but it won't hurt at all, you just don't be afraid (with trembling in the voice) - it's absolutely, absolutely NOT hurt!
She grabs the child behind her limbs, herself almost crying out of pity for him.
The result – in 99% of cases the child begins to cry before the injection, and the injection, finally, adds him enthusiasm in this matter.
And how does the child lead to the laboratory worker: silently puts him on a chair (if very small - silently holds him on his knees). Only a small "crying" is given from the child during the injection itself - well, it hurts, of course, but not so much.
After the injection, the child looks at the dad: what was it? Dad is silent or encouragingly shakes his head: say, so it needs to be, hold on. All of it!
No hysterics, no saliva saliva.

The French government is outraged that the Russians took victory in the Patriotic War of 1812.
Without the French army, the French say, there would be no victory.

A four-year-old son jumped a voice assistant to Alice and talks enthusiastically with her. I hear at the end of my ear:
Son: Alice, and my daddy is going to tear his tooth out.
Alice: Just a winner in life.

The fuck. Don’t change the girls. Girls are measured either by the number of boys willing to gift them free of charge with various bonuses, or the perfection of appearance.
The only girl who was jealous of my fourth-size breasts was a girlfriend with lesbian tendencies. She said that if she had such, she would not pay attention to girls.