no (00:42:59 17/10/2010)
Would you get stuck with a fat hatch for the sake of going to Paris/USA?
no (00:43:09 17/10/2010)
Let him suck his fat bitch.
no (00:43:13 17/10/2010)
Paris and the USA.
x (00:43:15 17/10/2010)
I do not even know
x (00:43:28 17/10/2010)
On the other hand, I want to sleep a hoodie.
x (00:43:32 17/10/2010)
But go somewhere.
x (00:43:35 17/10/2010)
Bee

He (0:16:37): All I sleep, peace of mind!
She (0:18:16): Do you want to sleep so much?and ((
He (9:50:04): No, not very much anymore...

Are you a fan of the avatar?
Andrew: yes, thank you for the coaching.
Hulu you fucking Michael Scofield

I perform a quest in WoW, I run, I collect some grass.
Fuck, this is my grass.
I went on, a fool.
Typist: Learn to read, I am a tourist.
I: to learn to write foolish!!! to

The xxx:
There is a sign on the road:
Moscow
Moscow
After the turn there is another indicator:
Moscow
Moscow
Is it normal?

<Energizer Bunny of Evil> We cleaned the garbage somewhere, now only to the neighboring courtyard to move. I go out with my package, I am late. I think "Yes, we", I see an open lookout, I throw rubbish there...
<Energizer Bunny of Evil> A man in a special suit with salad leaves on his ears...
<Energizer Bunny of Evil> I haven’t been running this way for a long time.

xxx: I am going to go
XXX is fast.
One hand here, the other there.
c) Mickey

Masha: Yesterday I went out, I stood dressing back to him, and I have these days. He looks, and says, “Now I know that you are an angel,” and he says, “I’m in a misunderstanding, and he says, ‘You have the wings of the poop’s thorns!’”

After reading the inscriptions on the pack of seeds "Spec-order":
Space should be peaceful.
Tobacco is poison!! to
Come to abundance!
I tried it myself, share it with a friend.
I began to doubt that it was actually seeds and not strawberries.

The acquaintance told, he went into the shop, there sits the seller holding his head, two young girls come in and look at everything around, then the seller calls these girls to him, the dialogue is as follows:
Do you need posters with autographs of famous artists?
Do you have Noize MC?
* Roots in a box and gets a poster wrapped in a tube*
P is
D – How much is it worth?
P - Go to my pharmacy for Nurofen'em
The girls fled, he gets a poster cutting out the date and drawing something like a painting with a black marker.
The girls come, give the pills, take the poster and leave with a happy face.
The curtain.

The case was funny at work, with a shopping...when he asked the shop owner (who was a little cried out) : "Have you a cold throat or rubbed it?" He no longer works with us...
hhhhhh :D

Leyla: Let those who have nothing to do on the Internet marry.

In the institute he filled the title sheet of the future course in psychology, so that the subject was approved by the lecturer.

While I went with admin to negotiate access to the printer, someone approached and wrote a few words to the title of the topic. I go back without looking at the print and carry it to the signature.

Thank you a stranger! Now, because of you, I write a book about the substitution of the mechanisms of the human mind by the example of grandmothers with chariots!

Opening hours in the morning:
Hi, Karen, I have a question. You are called Sisadmin because you have 3 sizes of breasts.
I am working as a sysadmin.
Q: Have you been fired? You were computer scientist!
See also: Wall

Diagnosis of impotence: cannot resist temptation.

Creating the fresco "The Secret Supper" Leonardo da Vinci was very long looking for the perfect models. Jesus was to incarnate the Good, and Judas, who decided to betray him at this table, was evil.
Leonardo repeatedly interrupted his work, going to search for the nurses.
One day, listening to the church choir, he saw in one of the young singers the perfect image of Christ and, inviting him to his workshop, made several sketches and etudes from it.
Three years passed. The "Secret Supper" was almost completed, but Leonardo never found a suitable mentor for Judas. The cardinal, who was responsible for the painting of the cathedral, hastened the artist, demanding that the fresco be completed as soon as possible.
And then, after a long search, the artist saw a man rolling in the garbage cane - young, but prematurely outdated, dirty, drunk and broken. There was no time for the etudes, and Leonardo ordered his assistants to bring him straight to the cathedral. With great difficulty he was dragged there and put on his feet. The man did not quite understand what was going on, and where he was, and Leonardo captured on the canvas the face of a man plunged in sins. When he finished his work, the poor man, who at that time had already recovered a little, approached the canvas and shouted:
I’ve seen this picture before!
and when? I was surprised by Leonardo.
Three years ago, before I lost everything. At that time when I
I sang in a choir, and my life was full of dreams, a certain artist wrote with
Christ to me...

Four candidates and only one mayor of Moscow.
“Who wants to be a billionaire?” All Russian TV channels.

Mall: I was unwittingly broken (silent in Spanish)
The voice of an employee sitting next to it: Cappuccino Cappuccino Deliciously Smelled))))

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XX: You had pimples before. Where are you doing their business?
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