Ranger_Chack: Hello to you, Cadillac?
Surovii_DEAD: Thank you fucking much.
Ranger_Chack: What is it?
Surovii_DEAD: We had a carpentiff that week and we chose a place at the paintball base. We came, settled... Well, and then there was a shit... there was a paintball pitch of 2 fortresses against each other. After 10 seconds from the start of the game, we 3x take off the grille, and through a 10x10 arc in the roof of the base!!!!! to
Ranger_Chack: Good luck to the guys.
Surovii_DEAD:Hunja, there on the site between the bases were gates with curtains with holes in it, there was sitting 2th of our so they all in a row soaked through the holes in this poster!!! to
Ranger_Chack: Well fuck and here you are lucky.
Surovii_DEAD: Do you know!As they later learned, this fucking Vanya, attached to the tree his old CPC and by no means joined with the new, like a webka!!! to
Ranger_Chack: The House!! to
Surovii_DEAD: And another, this Gandon wrapped the Scotch in his hand and ran away like a fucking Persian from Crysis!!We then divided this humorous man, leaving a mask and a scab and forced them to run across the territory of the complex, scabing him out of the marker.
So this creature dropped another mark from the stove and suddenly missed us all!!!! to
Ranger_Chack: HAHAHAHAHAH Rambo fucking fuck!!· ·
Surovii_DEAD:Humbo fucking, now even hz, he is a chatter or not, the second time he put us without a webky, naked and alone!

Today the physruck told us to go "he’s there, at the corner of the circle".

X: I’m offended by you. When we meet, I’ll put you in the ear. Then where you want.

The radio victory. The Leader:
So, I repeat our question: "the more they are, the less they weigh". And, dear radio listeners, please don’t send any more version of the "glist", this is the wrong answer...

Shram: I worked in a large telecommunications company. For the purposes of fire safety, in many rooms on the walls under the ceiling were installed special glass bottles with powder, which at high temperatures broke, dissolved this powder, which stopped burning.
And here, one colleague decided to take such a cloth for himself, so that in the country to tell, yes, for every case... In short, he took it, well, carried it by public transport, or more precisely - in the subway. He apparently did not know that the cane was under pressure) and at one point, it all happened with a very funny cotton burst, and the floor of the car "snowballs" stands stuck from the sudden winter in the beginning of the summer)) the man barely got away with light stars))

1st: Anya
Any: I am not Anya. I am loving.
1: And why any?
Any: Because any is any. I love you.

I didn’t believe that I was a luzer for a long time... until I cut off the sting!!! = = (

I went to Nostka today. She said she missed.
Ne1my: And what did you do?
Wanna: You won’t believe it. We cut the wallpaper and then I repaired the closet door:
Ne1my: Fuck, it was I broke the loop on the door yesterday while moving it.
Ne1my: And she also suddenly missed me yesterday.
Here is the fuck.
Fuck me, you and I are bears :(

Once on course 3, a pair of therapeutic dentistry ends, we begin to clean tools, seal. material, peroxide, alcohol, vaseline and so on.
And then the Prep without a backthink issued "Vazeline not clean away, it will be useful for you at 4 courses".

It was useless ?

Subscriber: I have a problem...I bought your USB modem...
Operator: I understand you, the situation is really not pleasant...

A couple of months ago, a neighbor-old man asked to find him on the Internet information about the car recycling program. I decided to get rid of the old Golf and at least once in my life to buy a new car, not a new car.

Yesterday I went — I watched him in his Kalina crawling in the garage. I ask: "Well, how is your laurel?"

He replies to me: "Seek on your internet, can you take your car back from recycling, and it's fucking to give up there?"

xxx: I got people "clean-me-comp-please" How to get rid of such?
Vow: put them Zver CD without antivirus, and even better - FreeBSD ^_^
zzz: ah, I put one such smart Slackware. What is Sysadmin at us >_<

The only thing that is good (Topol, Bulava) - and it is not for our ordinary people, for the Americans. and :-)

It was very tasty and tasty in an incomprehensible language.

The Goldfish
It is good to be a psychotherapist. But only good. A good psychotherapist looks at people around him and sees in everyone instead of heads aquariums with fish.
Who has scalary, who has cancer, even evil extraterrestrial creatures are caught - blind, but with teeth. A good therapist is very easy to distinguish from a bad one. The bad person will listen to you very carefully and say:
You do not need to shut up in yourself, but to walk more in the air, you have a hundred.
$40 I’ll be waiting for you on Wednesday.
A good one will solve your small problem today and now, but it will solve it forever, it will solve it and you will not have it for the rest of your life.
In the early 1990s, as a student, I frequently travelled from Peter to Lviv to visit my mom. Tickets were always taken only in the coupe and only on the lower shelf. The habits were quite medieval and I preferred to sleep on my suitcase. But I was pursued by the wreckage. An old grandmother came in and... it began:
“Son, let’s change the shelves, lie up.
As an educated person, I could not refuse. I will not say that I am afraid for my suitcase, otherwise its popularity will unmeritedly increase in the rating of our suitcases. I only have my mom’s gifts and spare jeans. He had to climb the second regiment and there to fight with his rich dream, worrying about his native suitcase, covered by a strange grandmother.
One day, a 70-year-old grandfather came in, very well dressed. At that time, it was immediately in the eye. My grandfather turned to me:
Young man, if you have enough nobility, give your grandfather your
The lower regiment.
– Enough with a lot of stock... (Where to go? The education...)
Grandfather thanked, we laid down the underwear, the neighbors fell asleep, and we talked quietly.
“Young man, I don’t want to stay in debt and I want to pay you back. I am
I help solve any human problems, let’s solve some.
of yours. What are your internal problems or complexes? No is
I am a very serious specialist in my field. My own
Patients are shown daily in the "Time" program.
I do not suffer either. (I’m still sorry that it’s gone.
I dropped the goldfish almost in vain.
Well, then I was lucky to meet a non-existent one.
The nature of the imaginary man. Imaginary people don’t sell tickets.
On the lower shelves, you still have problems. of logic?
Well...
Okay, I will guess myself.
My grandfather looked into my aquarium.
- Here you quickly, but obviously reluctantly gave up the lower regiment, while
It is not hard to get to the top. What is the matter?
I talked about the suitcase and good education.
How banal, I should have guessed. If you want, I will teach you how to sleep.
on the lower shelf and at the same time not to refuse the grandmother's request to change
The places...?
I want to, but is it so?
I will learn and will. You do not need to refuse the grandmother, but make it so that she
She abandoned your shelf and wanted another lower shelf, not yours.
How is it? Left and right are the same.
When she asks you to change, you say:
“You see, it’s not hard for me to change with you, I respect old age.
The fact is that when I took the ticket at the box office, the cashier said:
“Take 200 rubles from the top and I’ll catch your bottom shelf.” I agreed..." (the ticket is worth 1000) Now the grandmother won't want it.
It costs 200 rubles more. She will roar.
the cashier, the conductor, the railroad, anyone but not you. You are so
have spent. You are on the sidelines of the conflict and sleeping on your suitcase.
The Lower Regiment.”

My little problem was solved at once and for the rest of my life.
Grandfather added:
For the sake of justice, I must say that among your future grandmothers
There is one percentage of those who go into the bottle: take out 200 rubles and how
They will bow them on the table, calling you a speculator. with her to you.
Don’t beat her, but beat her with her weapon.
Say to:
- Grandma, you didn't understand, I bought the lower seat for 200 rubles, so what
Does it make sense to sell it to you for 200?
At least 1000, otherwise what is this speculation...?
........................................................
The golden fish can be met in the train, but you need to be ready for it... not because I... asked a fool for a lifetime lower regiment...

Medvedev: The state must do everything to ensure that talented young people do not leave Russia.
The Defence Minister took a hole.

XXX: My father is asking.
XXX: How many tablespoons do you have in tea?
xxx: I say - 2
XXX: Bringing the Tea
XXX and 2 cups.
XXX: Metal
XXX without sand

He said, “It’s not as good for you as for Straw.! to
She: Well, why can I take off the egg?
She: and you will talk a lot - and the second

I will give a gift to Peter.
Please indicate what it is from.
OOO "Tuesday"

She> the goal is - we need to celebrate Teacher's Day tomorrow
He> you will be in school shape and with a bandit and I will be a brutal teacher of physical education?
She> oooo...
She> I thought I was just drinking...