I have a fan in the compass.
XXX: Louder than usual
I struck my leg twice.
I earned a column that didn’t work for 3 years.
And in another old RPG, the message You have been attacked by the Goblin band translated as "You have been attacked by the Goblin Orchestra." The picture that appeared before my eyes at that moment will remain unforgettable for me forever.
I eat corn beans with milk.
I really don’t have milk.
That’s why I eat butterflies.
yyy : )))))))
I fuck with a condom.
Yes, I don’t have a girlfriend.
That's why I just fuck with a condom.
The government has banned the sale of alcohol at night.
They want us to hide during the day.
It all started virtually according to Dovlatov: "And I remained without work"... In the search for that caused an incredible deafness. and Unilever. There are no cinemas, I go to the internet via a mobile phone, concerts are only local folk art.
I go in the evening – and I hear the silence of AC/DC from somewhere. And at the moment, when I began to rejoice in the fact that the signs of intelligent life still arrived here, I realized that it was in the heart of my backpack that a cell phone was breaking.
The dark...
1: Alexander
1: Who is it?
What does she do on your wall?
You would see what she did on the floor;-)
1 Offline
2: I was joking!! to
Prepod on Lecchia: What, maybe we will work without a break, and I will let you go 5 minutes earlier?
Voice from the audience: We have one more lecture after that
Don’t be selfish, not everyone goes to the next lecture.
They went to bury the cat in the yard. It turned out from the third attempt - in the first two digged two cat bodies of different freshness >_<
Fans "Zenit" organized a massive fight with the Omoners
blckss: they say that another police officer was struck by a sword. A thousand shit!! to
We sit in a restaurant with friends.
The singer of the Russian stage
XHH: Did you see Maxim Nush dropped?
Which of these is a mixer?
Stats40->Crazy> I take off my shirt...
Razratnica->Stas40> nipples have already become sharp and sharp I have no big chest
The Knight of Iwango comes from the room "The End of the World"
The Knight of Iwango: The Jess Show))
Tagged with: > 40> mm
Stats40->Crazy> I pull up the shirt.
Razratnica->Stas40> I'm a little resisting my legs compress me terribly
Knight Iwengo: Knight conveniently placed with a binoculars on the nearest hill.
Stas40->Rezratnicaa> I am gentle..
Tagged with:>Stas40> remaining strings
Tagged with: 40> barbed color
Stas40->Rezratnica> I pull their teeth.
Knight Iwengo: the binoculars have shaken. Get rid of it faster)
Stas40->Razratnicaa> what a piss...
Knight of Iwango: a striking shot from the bow removes the spark that overwhelmed the view)
Q: What is this injustice? Why can't you register a domain name. rf?)))
I have the same problem with rf, man.
Zzzz: You are late. The premises of the President and the Prime Minister are already occupied.
How do I call a cohort?
and the horse))
What is more serious? ;)
and the horses.)
The Friday. I go on hard. I really want to smoke. I think why buy a package - a shotgun.
I approach a lonely standing girl, polently ask for "can a cigarette jelly". It is "of course"
The girl with a thoughtful look for a long time forges in the bag, then begins to forge in the bag... And with a serious face gets out of there and stretches me a box of tampons.
After a long silence we laughed.
The restaurant floor of a large shopping center. I ate harcho and a couple of lamb kebabs on spatches from an Arabic coffee, I sat down and drank beer. Suitable such a full-fledged fifa: rubber pants, glasses in a thick back, straight like your grandmother...
He points his five-centimeter nails to the kebab sticks and asks, “Young man, where did you get sushi?”
The Impulse:
The Winter. by Dozor. Everyone fucking runs on the trail. You, as always, I know the short road, you hide the rocks, in 5 seconds you go into the snow by the belt.
The summer. by Dozor. All along the path, you - I know the short road, you go through the bushes, in 5 seconds you fall into an open well.
Attention question: was I on the last game running after you in the swamp?)
I read in the morning—just a real intellect, walking in the darkness to the cat, says the cat. I go out of the bathroom in a towel, I step onto the cat, I jump down something to not finally squeeze the last, I climb and jump in the jump (no towel already) I get into the refrigerator.
Hello Kitty, we have a bear.
My head is very bad...
What so?
- I dreamed today that on some tanker somewhere the entire team is made, and the casual passengers do not know how to control them. They go on a full course to a village. So they found in the captain's cabin a notepad with an inet and began to download documentation on how to control the tanker. And at the most responsible moment, they end the bubble on the innet and it is blocked.
The movie is Speed 5 :)
Listen, it is all shit. Here I decide to help them. I really break out of bed, run to the comp and start downloading everything from the injection that can somehow relate to the management of vessels. I throw all that shit on the flash, which I safely leave in the compass and go to bed happy. Immediately I cut and in a dream I give this flash to these horses from the tanker. When it all ended, I did not look. When I went to the bathroom, the movie was over. In the morning I remembered, looked at what was written on the flash - it could hardly help them...
Fall on the table! What did you smoke before sleeping?
I don't know where she works, but recently there was such a dialogue, after which I somehow thought about it
Hi to Hi! How are you? what are you doing?? to
Here is the key to the heart.
I’m in love with what? :)
It is not finished.
She-I just here a bowl with a formalized heart (there helminths are interesting) so twisted that I can't open it now (