The Moscow ZAGS has released a list of the most unusual names of newborns this year. Per the first place on the list belongs to the female name Alisha-Kaprina. In addition, the rating included Ocean, Joy, Kit, Ogneslav, Jeremiah-Patron and Luke-Happiness Summerset Oušen. The list of the most popular names has not changed. Among the girls are Maria, Anastasia, Darya. For the fifth year in a row, Alexander leads the boys.

XXX: The Psychic

yyy: wow, I already see how the man of mint is taken for a crucifixion in the wrong place... they are brought into a booth, they ask for a name, and he is called... Jeremiah-Patron

The boss went crazy. The flies flew into the cabinet, caught, tied to the glass for a thread, now waiting for her for the cost of the wings, vibrating the glass, mixing him coffee...
The awakening of the Ayatollahs.

I love my homeland too, but this is the...
YYY: Well, Hole, but if you learn to live here, it will be cool.
XXX: wow, learned to live here, lived to old age, said to myself, "young boy, for this life I learned to live in this whipped country!!And in the next life, you’re a cat! And sit down licking...

I don’t know why, but I’m always ashamed to look girls in the eyes.
Because you are lying to them.

For me, no word is impossible!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Antares: A terrible truth revealed to me today that shattered my worldview!
Antares: I used to think (I was taught in school) that the leaves fall from the trees in autumn under the influence of various processes to keep moisture during the cold.
Antares: Well, it is not so! In fact, the leaves from the trees at night make the Tajik!!! to
I saw it myself today! I get up early to work, I go, and I see a Tajik sitting on a tree and shaking leaves!

Vaneman24: When these foolish Americans dropped food boxes to hungry people in Africa, they killed three people.
He11en: Well it ended well.
by Vaneman24:! to
He11en: At least three of them will not be hungry anymore :)))

Dialogue of the user (seller over 50 with dimensions like Natalia Krakovskaya) with a tech support employee:
I don’t have numbers on the keyboard!
Pressed the NumLock button?
What a thing? I pressed down, I’ve been holding it for five minutes.
Remove the button.
Do you think I am stupid?! to
Try to release the button.
I let go. I earned...

xxx: my baptist handed out today: she put a chair in the middle of the room and says to the grandmother: "Grandmother, sit on the chair, we will burn you on the fire."
ppc
Three years of tyranny.)

I stood on the balcony of the 7th floor, smoking... The inscription on the bottom of the asphalt: Larisa, I love you.
I think how strange, like Larisa lives on the 8th floor, and he wrote under the 7th...)))))))

<Nikola-Tesla> A hundred steps after lunch and life to 99 guaranteed :)
<Unicornix> the toilet is far away from you

I know I am a shit, but...
Keep it in you!

xxx: La Zhenek, do you know why we didn't get the level in this game all day yesterday?

YYY : Why?

xxx: Because this fucking training level was!!!!! to

There is an abgdeek for ordinary children, and there is an yatsuke for children of programmers.

CHESHIRSKY: Today there was a conflict of security politicians. An employee of the security department did not allow an employee of the state secret protection department to enter the building

Dialogue in the ASCII:
xxx (21:58:02 11/10/2010)
I owe you a beer (I owe you a beer).
yyy (21:58:15 11/10/2010)
Oh yeah) is blunt
yyy (21:58:17 11/10/2010)
And for what?
xxx (21:58:46 11/10/2010)
I’m going to take my ass off tomorrow 😉

Comment on the news about the expulsion of Shevchuk to presidents:

Shevchuk arrives on the G-8.
It is great, brothers!

Then the banquet, the buoy Just Yura gets the guitar and oreth:
Who is Obama is a Negro?
What happened to the President...

If you haven’t taught your puppy how to pronounce the phrase “Help, I’m turned into a puppy,” you’re wasting time.

After leaving the subway, Arnie was happy that he became the holder of the MSU diploma, and also obtained a XYIPD.

What other orgasms do girls have besides stroke?
Matrix and laser