XHH: I pumped prog, blin, now sat and entered their names in the yandex, in order to find out for what at least.

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ZaKaTiLLa
I bought this tube, there is nothing to do, well, probably everyone has it... I noticed that he has a plus, scratches heal on it. Once I put it in my pocket, I threw the keys there. I walked, I got the phone, not the scratch straight to the metal... I even got a little upset... it was 3 or 4 days ago I began to notice that this scratch smoothed. A week later she became almost unnoticed...this is her mystical body.

Bimet
Yes, I also have the same thing. recently the phone was lying next to the meat cut for the shale.. left somewhere for 10 min. I come, and there all the pieces in one glued... left for another 10 min. I come back and... a skeleton appears on the meat. I’m gone for an hour... I’m coming back and there’s a live chicken... now she lives with me in the country... I’ll feed her and there will be even more meat. Thanks to Nokia.

YYY: It is all! I did all the quests available to me in the WOW, and almost completed the achievement "chocked"!
I thought... you can’t go fishing in the winter with your shit. % of freezing

O Lord of my dreams and desires, O beautiful, as the glowing tear of rose on the roses in the night garden, allow your humble slave to be added to the list of your contacts ICQ, I pray and enchant you with the forces of Earth and Heaven!
And after that, will you not add me, unhealthy cattle?

Irene
Coffee and work are inseparable.

Space is
Tell the Negroes on the Plantations!

Q (10:41:04 19/07/2010)
I woke up at 8:30, while I went to bed at 2 at night drunk! I woke up and can’t sleep. I was lying down, no. There is no strength and I cannot sleep. She had already eaten the sausage, and the water was drunk, and the telec watched, she went to bed again, no. I have different opinions. I decided to ask a book (well, you probably ask a question, open a book on any page, count the right line and get the answer). Well, here, I open the book, I find the right line, and there’s what " – Doesn’t sleep? Asked by Chopra" I struck for 10 minutes.

<Academic> it’s a fist... here explain to me how my cat reminded me of a wallpaper at a height of almost a meter from the floor...

Why dating a guy who is 5 years older than you? If he is interested in you, he is an idiot.
yy: well here in the movie "sorry for love" she is 17, he is 40
Yy: And eventually they’re all together.
In the movie Mission: Impossible, he fell from the 15th floor.
XX: And in the end he is still alive

SNaKe (04:04:00): error: time for sleep not found

You are all cool at the computer!! That’s what you can show in real life, right?
Yyy: I can show a fish in real life. Honestly honest.

Our cat has topographic cretinism. He always forgets where his plate is and tries to get into mine.

From the ASK:
She is:
Time to cure...
He is:
What is?
She is:
I am standing at the home phone and instead of calling the number of the apartment, I kill the password from the ass... And still standing and upset why it does not fit in the size of the window...

XXX is
I was inspired

YYYY
M is?

HHH
I will tell you later)

WOWU
To eat then?

HHH
I am eban.

She says, “Hello, I’m smoking now!”
It’s bad for you to have children!
She: And I read that all the toxins are eliminated within three months and I am not going to get pregnant in the next three months.

After a month
You won’t believe, I’m pregnant.

If you succeed, they will not notice. If you make a mistake, you will not be forgiven.

I never understood the sting over the profession of a shoe seller from the series.
But after today, I think there is some rational grain in it.
In general, I chose sandals today, looked at a suitable model on the shelf, called one of the sellers and asked:

Do you have the same size?

A young man crosses a shopping hall and hides in some subsidiary room. Minutes later, he returns to me with empty hands and without any emotions on his face.

Yes, there is

A tax inspector on his car crashed into the car of GIBDD. They were silent for three hours waiting for bribery.

XXX: Yes... thermostat scales
xxx: I have a car, instead of temperature shows two lines

Are you pregnant? 😉

Dota: Well here as a talk or pan or disappeared
Prah: I here, taking into account the present realities, brought out a new expression – either naal or anal.

Reginko: Chocolate increases the hormone of joy... I will eat chocolate and die of happiness