In Finland, young people with internet addiction are granted a postponement from the army.
They do well in Finland, instead of running around the offices and collecting certificates, it is enough to lead a normal lifestyle.
It does not contain humor:
Those who were threatened by the phone. And I don’t understand one thing: how can you steal from retirees who don’t have anything? What kind of shit should you be?
Please warn your grandparents to be as vigilant as possible.
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It contains humor:
Father at the old job in the department all uncles over 40 were, only 1 young employee (25 years old).
And in general the case: called most employees of the company on the mobile type "Daddy,share,I am in the police, talk normally does not give, need urgent money ", and so on. and etc. Well, the smart uncles, who had sons, immediately called them and learned what and how. And the last was the youngest, here is a dialogue on the mobile:
Father, give it up, money is needed.
Do I greet you? My unborn son. What is your mother’s name? Or I cannot decide.
xxx: We have our community (Fizfak) is opposite the community of the IWC, and quite often, in the evening, the people often say to each other something like: "Fizfak shit!!!!" and our response to "WMK fucking oooo!!!"... It lasts 5 minutes, if not more. So yesterday I sat, many have to have the exam the next day. A lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot!!" on the other hand, apparently already on the machine "Fizfak fucking!!!!!“Our people are not behind, they’re screaming about the VMC. And all this together with "Halyava"... It has already begun to get bored, and suddenly a thin female voice, but very loud "Halyava - Fuck!!!!!!". Second silence and friendly rust on both sides))
In Russia, a man was discovered sending letters of happiness by email. This man is a fool!
A modest trading firm, wake up, talk on an intranet chat:
GenDir: Wolfenstein zig-na-mong byte!! to
Admin: cvejig zir nich ter hibzer ahlemmaiten, waszeben der camp stern??? to
GenderDir: Uldaviser instantaneousness, you understand the war!
Ebanitikus der Verständikus Est.
W W?
GenderDir: Scuokish Lichten Shows That Bust Pizzu
Admin: to them thysdatus mayn grand immunity!!! and FI...
Innocent Sunday, use it, Vyacheslav Igorovich.
GenderDir: Thank you for your assistance, Denis.
Sadly they...
She goes in the subway - she looks at her tits, on her neck, she glitters and swells, her heels are so long... Jeans on the pope are so beautifully seated.
A miserable spectacle. To fuck her stupidly.
In the abyss, the world goes into the abyss.
Mangust (15:02:06 11/09/2008)
Fucking at home?
Red (15:02:12 11/09/2008)
No, the music has gone.
Mangust (15:02:12 11/09/2008)
Oh yeah
Mangust (15:02:26 11/09/2008)
Long time at home?* is
Lie to yourself safely, but hopelessly.
Firefighters on a beautiful red car drive for eighty
miles to the competition centre. The shape of the needle,
The car is charged, the team is ready - we break all!
Travelling by the suburban village, the boys see a fire in a private house. Included
lighthouses with a syrene, make a fighting turn, become a hydrant, and in
Record time to extinguish the fire.
A minute after ten, also with "lustres" and a syrene, two cars fly by.
from the area. Slowly, with long, astonished faces,
Local firefighters are disappearing. Their elderly approaches the heroes, and
He said, “Girls, I was just ten minutes ago.
raised by alarm. When did you get it?”
Next Next post: If you fold a banknote of 5000 rubles in half,
The size of the building corresponds to the size of the Moscow building, which
You can buy for 5000 rubles.
XXX: Now we know for sure that you are flying. If you are married, you are pregnant. :)
You have all changed your name again!! to
Call the old nick or I leave.
[xxx]: I am devil 23
I am Arthur 23.
and I am [Lost]
And I am Tom!! to
Together we are a fruit garden!
<Klavier> I drove a motorcycle today without a helmet and realized that we are very dusty in the city.
<dr.Shaps> Aha, and also very messy and ugly :)
Have you seen the MTS advertisement with Friske? How did she divorce her grandmother by calling a short four-digit number and not even talking?
The immigration forum in Chile, the first question:
Is it possible in Chile to drive a car, not for sale, but for yourself?
Why immigrate to the other end of the world?
The definition of a biological species is: "Species - a set of populations of individuals capable of crossing with the formation of fertile offspring".
Hence, it follows that the pidaras do not belong to the species "Homo sapiens".
Today sent a friend (American) to the U.S. video from the phone: shooting through the window. On the horse the thermometer hangs, on it +30 C, and behind the window!Snow!, turns, flies, well, a real butterfly.
The one in shock writes how this is possible??? Well, I wrote a lecture about global warming, pollutant emissions, poor ecology, Chernobyl, and so on. Well about the fact that we have all the puppy topoly flying, I silenced =) And what, let them wonder =)
from news
In the Sverdlovsk region by 2010 plans to build two new colonies for prisoners.
This is the program "Accessible Housing"
Meteorology is an accurate science. The bubble should be held in the left hand.
A group of 15 came on Saturday to rewrite the count to Coutinho. He’s shut up, as always, a little bit. He came and immediately closed the door behind him. There are still people there, so let them knock. Someone from 15 Kudinu speaks "mol, there are still our remaining". And he said, “Well, you are few today, and the rest have not appeared.”
All, gave them tasks, sat down to write. At the door for 5 minutes, then one guy called:
("Unappeared") - What are we not allowed to do?
Well, Kidd has closed the door.
Can’t you open it?
c) is not
Could you put him a moustache?
(The audience guessing about the meaning of the conversation)
P – Okay...
In 10 minutes I call again. The guy speaking to Kudin: "Now they call again", Kudin: "Let me answer"
(The audience is already smiling)
Howard – is it?
("The unappeared" did not understand what Coutinho was talking to him)
("Not appeared") - So what is there? Will they never let us go?
c) is not
How about Coutinho?
(C) to wreak and wreak
(the audience through force to give up so as not to roar)
To persuade him to let us go?
(C) No, he will not allow
Q. What do we have now?
(c) He did not present
Q. Did you put him in the mouth?
(C) of course
(Everyone lies laughing, until the porn finally arrived that he is talking to someone wrong)
Alexander Vladimirovich is you?
(C) - yes to )))
Q. Will you let us go?
c) Not of course