I remember at one of the works we had an employee - Yevgeny Borisovich Ucho... so when drawing up each document suffered doubts, how better to write - E.B. The ear or ear of E.B. and :)

Man creates himself both problems and pleasures, and then for some reason turns to God for help.

In our village, a tractorist, drunk in the board, missed past the weights and turned the trailer with seam. To the place of emergency arrived the mechanic with the brigadier and began to say to him: drunk, drunk, and all that.
He stood up, sober as a glass. He barely stands on his feet.
Brigadier: Then walk ten meters straight.
And it should be noted that the tractor was in the years, the appearance of the most unprofitable.
He stands up on his arms and passes on his arms around a circle bending the weight, a tractor with a trailer lying on the side and a boss who has shrunk from such a picture.
The mechanic stunned the ruby and they both cleaned up :)))

Compared to the anti-corruption plan, the erotic fantasies of the teenager are quite real.

In Priluki, Chernigov region, in the prison where Yanukovych was sitting, it is written: "Presidents come out from here."

She is 85 years old. Its height is 165. They stand face to face and suddenly see a free space. Look, in all the trams and buses - COBRA BROOK!

XX: Laughter and sin
xxx: Comrade called a former classmate, the one in the army
xxx: the voice in the tube said "he sits" and short clothes

He: You know, I only have your photos on my computer and nothing else.
She: How cute, Zay =*
He: Yes, I am... more precisely your virus
She is :?
He: When I downloaded the photos from your flash drive, the virus caught it... he ate everything except your photos!
He: I can’t even remove them =(

to this:
Q: What do you want to give for the 8th?
And, by the way, a huge number of guys have the question - WHOM?..."

And, by the way, a huge number of girls have a question - Will someone give me flowers today? Or at least a flower? Or the question - where to hide from this ubiquitous holiday with endless wishes from heart-hearted aunts and beloved friends to find a good guy this year?
So on the question of "who" I can answer - any meeting girl, especially one who has a sadness in the eyes. Believe me, she will be pleased.

by Alinka:
Which girls do you prefer blondes, brunettes or red?

by D3M@N:
The girls who play poker are smart and silent :)

by Alinka:
HAM

XXX: Fu... I don’t like when a person smells of peelings!
YYY : Why?
XXX: Well, it’s unpleasant.It’s better when it smells like peelings.
But the worst thing is when it smells like a man.

A girl at night.
Rise up, the Germans are coming!! to
I hear in response
German soldiers and officers.
I doubted...

How could I send a man so culturally?
- "Take it off, throw it off!" :D

to this:
In twenty years of marriage, every woman becomes a snake. If you think differently, you missed something.
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I am not my wife.
I will never abandon her.
She became bad with me.
I took a good one.
A. Grigoryev

From Yandex News:
Pirates seized a Norwegian tanker near Madagascar
The Penguins Otake?! to

We take a box, a gift in it, 2 glasses, a bottle of champagne, fruits (citrus is better).
We buried somewhere in the park. Let’s make sure no one sees or pulls back.

We take a walk in the park in the evening.
Under any pretext, we go to the right place.
We give / give / give.

<2> - Dear, what a wonderful evening today! Go for a walk in the park? Now I’ll just catch the shovel!

Warning in the laser laboratory: “Don’t look in the laser with a surviving eye!”“!”

She: Would we want to have beautiful children?
I am afraid of myself...

Description of vacancy:
Work in a warm office.(Nothing more and no more information)

Name: Sergey
Review: Bought, not turned on, dropped from the 9th floor

Name: Vitaly
Review: A good cheap printer (catch it when passing by
of multiples). I put a driver and he earned. =) is

Name: Zinger
Review: Sidel, printing photos on an old matrix printer. I look at
This is a good cheap Epson Stylus Photo R1900.
It was better for me and I didn’t catch it. Vitaly is good.