I just saw it in the news.
A Russian programmer accidentally hacked an American bank

XXX is it! I caught another frog in my trail!)
XX: Using Your Brain
YYY: How is the trick?

There is no word in Russian that...
YYY: B in Russian does not have the word “no”.
ZZZ: Well not there. And what? and 5-)

to this:

You will not believe! I was all yesterday!) I spoke by phone with a friend! In the home! It’s like an asky, just sincere. Like on mobile, only slower and more detailed. Like in contact, but the answer you get right away and don’t have to go into the "send" and watch read your friend’s message or not. Try it!

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Here is the generation that has grown up, which is scaredly writing about the "new" discovery - the home phone!

X: Say that the thread is good for me, or I will sleep.
X: Oh well!! to
Y: I am pregnant...
X: Lan, I am going to sleep.
X: What is it?? to

Conversation in Smoking:

I: in my stomach
Girl from work: Are you pregnant?
I: And then that he whispered? Am I pregnant with a cat?? to
HDD

HH: Well look at the law of the AO, there must be...
Wow, I don’t understand these laws! As if they were translated!

Lectures in the universe, the preacher asks the waiter to go and wash the cloth for the board. The girl comes out, not for a long time, when she returns, she gives her a cloth and the following dialogue occurs:

Re: Why so long?
There is no water in the toilet!
I wonder why the cloth is wet. I hope these are tears?

I told the coworker with the help of short idiomatic designs,what and how many times I would do with her when I repeated the coworker.I noticed the glow in my eyes,I liked this perspective...

What can we expect from men on a day when Valentine’s Day, the Lent and the Forgiven Sunday coincide?
Sorry, dear, I changed you, but I still love you. Eating a blender makes it easier!"

In the shop:
Could you please give me chips?
What to you.
Voice from the turn:
With beer!

XXX is
If I lose my music, will the jump in your detective agency be worth finding it?

YYYY
250 r, if there is a photo
Not working with cats.

xxxx
Why is it???? to

YYYY
Because it is impossible to go to the bird market and find the same cat for 50 r.

Advice of Friends
My friends love to boast about the number of their victories.
that, say, with the girl to break up - they have no problem with this,
And that for achieving happiness, Port wine and beer are good.
Only the flames of passion can burn out of the soul.
A girl drunk like a tea tree - breaks, cries, eats -
She is not the master of her treasures, nor the shield of a maiden’s honor.
Don’t be beautiful and happy, but be clever and speaking.
interfere with the beauty of vodka with beer - this is the call of my friends.
What are you going to do to such ugly people?
And you here with bare hands, try to get the girl!
Of course, with a powerful machine anyone will fall into a bear;
Eating a kilogram of wine, every girl will go to the guys.
And you with the rogatine one in a barrel to the beast Sun Murlo,
And the mineral water drank the girl all naked.
And if the little one silently grinds from talking and water,
and look like the sun burns, and with the first flash of the star
You drowned in her volcano – then you weren’t a fool.
Consider that with your naked hands you have killed a bear more often.

You are right, help vodka, flowers, brilliants and perfumes,
But let the beautiful woman love you for a hard break.
And a flexible mind.
c) Vadim Stepantsov

It’s unusual to feel the apple of another person.
XXX: Not really normal

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Krab (22:42:44 12/02/2010)
I am up.
yZAZA (22:42:54 12/02/2010)
M is?
Krab (22:43:06 12/02/2010)
I have a whisper stuck in the vacuum.

My sister took a hammer.
My girlfriend took a cat.
My friend installed a tamagocha on a smartphone.
Our administrator launched the bot on the network and tells him anecdotes.

This is a textbook, not a book, a textbook of life if you can say so, and your movies are entertaining.
YYY: Movies are also life textbooks, at least good movies
XXX: Terminator 2 is a great movie.
Yyy: Well, I was crying at the end when I was a kid, and no textbook caught me crying.
YYY: Although not, there was a matan...

Chelyabinsky girls are so harsh that they break the ask of the guys and add themselves =)

Lina, not to be offended :-*

Ir: Hi)))))))) How are you?))
Vas: Normally, only the ribs hurt.
Ir: Oh... and what happened?
Vas: Yes, a new shopping center has opened at us, we and a friend went to see how there was. And every time we are together, we get "Who_does_do it".
Well we stopped near the toy department and the thought comes to me (these are always terrible moments) I tell him that I would go to the box, I wait a little, and take from the toys a German plastic helmet, a machine, and a rubber knife. A knife in my pocket, a helmet on my head, a machine in my hand...I go to the box and shout: “It’s a robbery!” All on the floor face down, chase the money faster, shit. Here the guards approach me (not very determined) I catch a friend, put a knife to my throat and scream that I have a hostage.
Ir: O_o Daa...
Vas: I am thinking now. Go to them to ask for a recording from surveillance cameras or wait until it appears on YouTube.

I: Dad, I never understood why we don’t have a door into the kitchen?
Surprisingly, why not? There is. She is on the balcony.