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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15763
 10.04.2009
View from the balcony:
There are two gopniks in trenniks, a sports jacket, a hat on a mole, ears choking, a cigarette in the teeth, one clearly drunk singing:
I don’t think I’m going to be frozen, I’m not going to be frozen.
- Silent you fool, there are full of hobbits, there will be still...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15762
 10.04.2009
When I was a child, my mother tied me to a chair so that I couldn’t get stuck.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15761
 10.04.2009
What do we know about telescopes?

1st They live in a bunker, in a world where they live (survived?) Only they, the rabbits and the vacuum cleaner.
2nd Telescopes are human-like cyborgs with embedded screens, through which they maintain communication with the outer world of another planet unclearly - what they see is possible, only the recording and those people have long been dead.
Three They eat synthetic food.
4 is They are regularly brainwashed (we will embrace, telephone!!!) Per they are constantly taking drugs-hallucinogens (the sun-child?!!)
They will obey the voice of the reproducer who controls their lives.

Why is?
The Option 1. In the distant future, a nuclear disaster occurred. Telepusics parasitize on the remains of the former civilization.
The option 2. Telepusics is a scientific experiment. They are held with unknown goals in an isolated territory. Maybe scientists are experimenting with the creation of a new society.
The Option 3. Telepuzics are colonizing another planet, or they have colonized, but it’s been so long that they’ve forgotten... well, in short, a remake of the Universe’s Passages.

Conclusion
Based on this, the genre of transmission is a post-apocalyptic totalitarian anti-utopia.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №15760
 10.04.2009
XXXX
A friend told me: I washed all the socks, but I needed to go to the universe, nothing to wear.
XXXX
I wore my mom’s pink clothes, but I didn’t see it.)
XXXX
On the way back to him walked the hoppies, they asked, he answered everything, and he didn’t shrink.
One thought on “Why are the socks not pink?”A friend raises his pants.
XXXX
The boys silently left.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15759
 10.04.2009
seen on the poster
"Entry: 100 r
in the costume of the shooter of the pre-Petersburg era - 500 rubles, because he is unclean.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15758
 10.04.2009
I am a woman with an African temperament.
You are a blonde with a capsule.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15757
 10.04.2009
Rain ‎(18:06):
Oh I am intelligent!

Kitt (18:09:04 8/04/2009)
Is it true that the Gardener is a living dead man and that every full moon he is fed by one virgin from the Faculty of Foreign Languages?
Rain (18:09:17 8/04/2009)
Unlikely to.
Kitt (18:09:31 8/04/2009)
Why do you think so?
Rain (18:09:33 8/04/2009)
Where did you see virgins at the Faculty of Foreign Languages?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15756
 10.04.2009
<Necrowolf> in a few years of student and musical life I learned a lot of interesting things
<Necrowolf> - do not fall asleep in a large bus in the last row, sliding behind seats
<Necrowolf> - in the gazelle should not sleep in the chair right behind the driver
<Necrowolf> - drivers on the route are not around the clock. Sometimes they drive home.
<Necrowolf> - in Voronezh a lot of interesting and mysterious places

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15755
 09.04.2009
from car72.ru
Holtoff: I have a wish. Rather, not a wish, but an idea of how air conditioning should look for car owners with xenon not provided by the factory design. No demons, scraps and other dirt. Gothic and technological. The sinner is placed in absolute darkness. and full. To close the eye for nothing. So a minute. Within a minute right in his eyes - xenon far away! for 20 seconds. Then again darkness. Light in the eyes again. Closing them, or turning your head away - it is not possible. And so for centuries.
and yes. It would be good if he would occasionally cry, “Lord, why am I tormented?”A loud voice from the sky answered:
My son is lost! Do not crack! I checked – Nothing is blind!"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15754
 09.04.2009
I went to the office of discoveries, bringing a dialogue:

I. Good morning! I found the player in the electric car, I would like to return to the owner.

She is. The good! Leave yourself, we don’t have room. In the best case, it will lie in the box, and in the worst it will disappear.

So, what if someone is looking for it?

It is more severe. You need a prize for honesty. Do you want good skies, 3 years are already lying?

No, no thank you. Sorry for the worry.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15753
 09.04.2009
XHH: It was a matter - I liked a girl. Very good body. And the breasts, it was seen that they were swallowed. But very good. In a year, I split it. The grandparents were absolutely concerned. I did not guess.

Was she 14? Was she sitting for a year? Was he in another country for a year? What did you do G?! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15752
 09.04.2009
Dedicated to announcements such as "I know the date of your death", "I know what you think" and so on:
Tell me, if you all know where my controller is from the TV and is it worth stirring up with Katya?

c) Khabarov

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15751
 09.04.2009
In our school, a former pathologist read biology, once issued:
What happens if a two-month-old baby is hit with the head?
Hana the child.
He has no bones, only chest. It’s like breaking a green branch – it crumbles and doesn’t break.
What if he fell from the fifth floor?
The whole class:
Breaking the green branch, breaking the green branch.
and no. The Wicked.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15750
 09.04.2009
People are stupid...
On the TTC broke, I stand, I look under the hood, here passes a man on the merine (the speed has fallen to a minimum) and says:
I broke down, I was hungry! Not the brakes!
He throws me a snickers.

________
From the shit!
Give a man a snickers of the best incentive - he will call you an idiot and a fall.
No thanks though! And then's

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15749
 09.04.2009
If life is a game, then there should be a console.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15748
 09.04.2009
Dymko (13:49:10 8/04/2009)
Porn musicals

Popoff (13:49:34 8/04/2009)
A funny idea.

Dymko (13:49:42 8/04/2009)
He is:
Oooooh, I’m going to take you...

She is:
Thou shalt settle,

Dymko (13:49:45 8/04/2009)
Chorus

Dymko (13:49:56 8/04/2009)
He will plant her, he will plant her.

Popoff (13:50:27 8/04/2009)
Yiyiyuhahahaha

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №15747
 09.04.2009
Without humor

I didn’t think I would have to write "in response", but I don’t have the strength.

The racist shit.

As to the extinction of the nation and to make predictions for the future, it is better to learn to raise your children at least half as well as they are raised in the Caucasus and the East. And when a child sees quarrels in the family, the alkas and the idle parents, then you should not expect a miracle from him. Better to do business than bite your elbows out of jealousy. The nations that adopted Christianity a thousand years earlier. Fuck the nations whose grandparents fought with your grandfather in the WOW! (For the modern damaged life of pigeons, in the Great Patriotic War)

Morals have no nationality. And no one has to answer for them!! Except for themselves, no one is to blame for their ugliness.

Don’t give in to provocations!! to

Any proper person will plush, I’m sure.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15746
 09.04.2009
Chinese websites are better...they have the button "cross" on the banners REALLY closes the banner...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15745
 09.04.2009
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[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15744
 09.04.2009
We walked a couple, we sat down, we talked about neutral topics - for example, hollow money. From the topic of blood donation, the conversation moved to the topic of sperm donation.
Has anyone tried at all?
A neighbor’s friend gave up.
And how much...?
Three things I gave...
Three things? If I knew before!
by Fuck! How much money was wasted!

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