The Armenian Radio says:
Who is this woman rebellious?
The woman who drinks her husband all day is like drinking, and at night becomes a man.
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Dmitry: Can you show a picture to some specialists, what would they say to photoshop this or not? You probably have such.
Ivan: I can
Dmitry: ща кину фотографию
Dmitry sent (-a) the file "snowman.jpg"

to this:
to this:
Cepreu: A acquaintance told me:
I went into the bookstore (this bookstore is not very small for us), asking: "Do you have a portrait of Dorian Gray?"
The sales consultant:
"Oh you know, we don’t have any portraits at all"
I lost the gift of speech, could not find anything to say, thanked and left.

Well, I answered this:"No, only the presidents remained..." =D
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I work as a seller in a bookstore)) every third person who comes in with a clever scarf asks Portrait of Dorian Gray)) I say - Баян)) eyes about_O

A quiet night in the quiet area, I go home. I called the elevator. He has arrived. The door opens, there is no one. I go in, I press the right floor button, I eat alone, I count the floors. And here "It" sharply clings me to the ass. I thought "All fucking me". There was a strong magnet attached to the wall of the elevator that was in the back pocket of my pants.

XXX I go to bed early.
YYY: At 10 in the evening? and ;)
At 6 in the morning :)

Forum of the Belarusian Tracker:

The speed is fairly low, but as my friend said: It is not the speed hopelessly small, but life is just short.

Darina (16:27:59 3/12/2009)
I am now going through the body to the ballet (a waterproof and a boiler on top, which only covers the chest), the professor meets me and says:"Dasha, I look you are ready for the New Year".I ask:"Why did you decide so?". replies:"Shares ordered!"Red instantly
Keks1k (16:28:20 3/12/2009)
I want to +5))

A friend who came back from Spain describes the impressions of the boys there:
She - Oh, they are all there so pumped up, burned, with hairstyles careful, in the maids of pink stretching...
I think they’re all going to smoke, but...
No, she doesn’t, she doesn’t smoke.

News without comments: "British scientists discovered brain leakage"

Timugin (10:25:33 3/12/2009)
Good morning my dear friend! ?

SERG (10:26:01 3/12/2009)
The frog is a sweet friend.

Timugin (10:26:15 3/12/2009)
Wow, I am about the same!! to

Lingvo has a tutor program... when a window with a bobr comes out on the screen and there is an arbitrary word written in English and it sounds... I accidentally activated it and everyone is asked to remove it from my home... he suddenly appears and scares them... I was lazy more so I have not seen him yet...
so I just stumbled on a porn video... didn’t hold back and wrestled... very not bad... a couple of seconds passed and then a bobber came out with the word "cool"!!!!))

From ASI:
1st :
Are you dancing in Indian porn too?
2nd :
Singing to the crowd
1st :
Then came brother and sister.
2nd :
Who was shooting, Dad?
1st :
The stage manager is Mom.
2nd :
The main protagonist is a aunt.
1st :
No, they won’t get porn. They will flatter, sing, start dressing up and suddenly it will be that they have the same mole on the ass of everyone and again songs and dances and the end of the movie.

I go with a girl on the bus. stopped at another stop. We stand. Everything is okay, there is silence in the bus, nobody even speaks. 40-50 seconds pass and the conductor tells the driver a brilliant phrase: “Sasha, can you open the door?” The door opens and people come out.
It was hard to keep laughing :)

I am standing at the stop, the trolley bus does not leave for a long time. The people are frankly nervous. And here’s a scream from the crowd – When Will You Eat, Fucking Hollowed Chewbacca???! to

In a rainy gray day
In the store, I struck a peel.
He was lying in the ice window.
I knew it would be mine.

Bake meat as I wish.
Bring me a pearl to your country with a pearl.
Where the bread is cut, and ketchup with mayonnaise
Bring me there, the meat pellet.

The pet is almost ready.
And I took away the food of the gods from the plate.
He swallowed his dish with pepper,
Mayonnaise with ketchup.

And I ate the peel, and what did you want?
I haven’t eaten for three weeks!
Now I am full and happy, I have forgotten all the anguish,
Thank you, the meat puppy!

<xxx> Vatican Cardinal refuses gay and transgender to go to heaven
<xxx> how will they live now?
<yyy> will pass through the back pass :)

In the university after a couple of psychology I (age) stand in communication with the teacher on the subject that many students have not yet decided what they want in life (2 course), but at the same time there is a thinking part, in which I actively convince him, meaning under the thinking part of his circle of communication. Drama at the right level. But here comes my friend and our proforge - Leha and asks me: "You will be a spider?" I understand that the drama is breaking down, I try to bring the conversation back to the right course, at the same time I say to Leha: "No, thank you for the spices some wet".
And then this fool achieves all the drama of the situation, because with a dull lick he pronounces with a satisfied voice: "It's because I've licked them!"
There is no scene. I love my group.
by satan

The neighbor took her daughter to the Mac, bought a Happy Mill, and they are happy there with him give heroes of Star Wars, when buying her asked, "Do you have a boy or a girl?" and says, "a girl." Apparently very strict workers in this mac got caught, now a cute girl 5 years old plays with the head of Darth Vader, who is called the "terrible black princess".

Onionist forum topics:
Drink in fresh raw meat (without fat) (But you think what aesthetic - fatty meat on likes)
How to get rid of homosexuality if it already exists? Enjoy it, Pidaras
Masturbation in space? Shock from space?
Help come up with a name for my member... (Dumb, name it "Modest" - small, curved and one-eyed)
Girls, do you like the bleached anus of your partner? (Aunt Asya in general, the fucker, unlimited)
Dendrogey... here I actually fell into a stupor. Annie remembered it.)
My friend does not know how to shake! (This must be based on the song "Bi-2" "My friend".)
How to masturbate a woman? (Just a rush...)
How to teach a cat to shake?
Is it okay to masturbate on Saturday? (On the other hand yes!)
Who likes to shake someone else’s stuff, such as someone else’s hat. This is where you are, shit! It was crazy, fucking!)
Driving a motorcycle. Here in Chelyabinsk drill at least a career excavator)
Advice the vagina (...I beat my head on the floor...)
Do the glasses sweat when masturbating (Do the wires loose when blinking?)
Masturbation for skinheads (Race-Right Theme!)
I am a transformator!
<s> by Death Moroz

Planning "Spring" Everything is provided. And no surprises!