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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23108
 01.12.2009
Zelenograd: Prefecture banned correspondents from attending operational meetings and meetings of the district college.
One comment: "There are only thieves and fraudsters in the prefecture, I myself work there."

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23107
 01.12.2009
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YYY – and CHO?

XXX - Cho Cho, attractions on the ceiling now

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №23106
 01.12.2009
I heard, in the states, one black of four police officers crashed.
WOW : Yes. Nurgaliyev has already made a statement that his words about resistance to police officers should not be taken so literally.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23105
 01.12.2009
Nikita: Yes, you are all idiots who don’t like dogs – I’d even prefer to sleep with dogs rather than with girls! Because they are better!
Tolstoy Troll: The horse is better. Try it.
Connie: I guarantee it!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №23104
 01.12.2009
by Vince:
Wireless mouse without a battery powered by the UBS carpet is a hemorrhoid?)

and Moses:
How many letters?

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №23103
 01.12.2009
Ivga: Okay, this is all nonsense. Let me tell you about my acquaintance. When she is 16, she always puts the keys in her jacket pocket when she washes the windows. I asked her why. She says, “So if I fall out of the window, how will I get home?”
Ivga: and lives on the 8th floor.
Ivga: And then someone calls me an optimist?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №23102
 01.12.2009
1: throw, today I completely dismantled and assembled the laser.
2: after the assembly of the screens, a lot of excess remains?
3: No, there is no more! Not enough (

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №23101
 01.12.2009
Excerpt from the online chat game.

15:45: Camuray is imposed a three-minute silence, the reason: you need to be more polite.
15:46 : The Malenkaya feya is subjected to a three-minute silence, the same reason.
15:46 : Violleta is imposed a three-minute silence, the reason: they themselves struggled perfectly without your help.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23100
 01.12.2009
Real phrase from the safety technique instructions
"Come to work on time, as delays lead to an accident"
We have a tough boss :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №23099
 01.12.2009
I now watched such a situation, next to the boyfriend and girl... They kiss, embrace, say goodbye. Next to the truck stands, apparently the guy came to the girl... And here is the fuck! After all the kisses, the girl jumps behind the wheel of a truck and gases, the guy sends her an air kiss.

[ + 93 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23098
 01.12.2009
I once dreamed of a girl falling to me :) she says "let’s have sex", I say "I’m afraid to have sex...", she "because of what?", I "fear closed spaces"...wake up from my laughter :)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №23097
 01.12.2009
Return the porn, other people’s sms are not needed.
KRAII

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23096
 01.12.2009
I go to the public toilet next to the cafe. I look around the room in search of toilet paper, and I find a pile of towels near the toilet, on which with cheerful letters is written “Happy Appetite” :)".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №23095
 01.12.2009
<LULY> the experts of women gathered)))
<Jazzband> it doesn’t matter what we know... we are ordinary users

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23094
 01.12.2009
Some people like letters: Until you send it, it won’t come!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №23093
 01.12.2009
Electric buses in the afternoon are almost empty and the Romanians are crawling in the wagons in a camp of people at 20 in search of bugs and bugs. They have their own system of definition of bad guys, at least not suitable for me.
Yesterday, in front of me, a drunk man goes into the pot, he has a cane, a bubble of tam, a snack... In general, a potential victim...
And surely, they ran to him, he, “girls, sit down,” they, “the table is poor,” he gets the press and so thousands for 50, “We need to buy more...”
“You got a man,” I think.
Starting a standard divorce, like give today, I guess. He clears the press, gets the thousand, stretches, but at the last moment clears, like, you tell me how to do it... again gets, again clears... and so ten minutes...
I understand that he plays with them, and divorce doesn’t work out.
I show him, class man!
The Gypsies get angry, one goes to extreme measures, and shouts, I will smooth you, and the Gypsies eye is the strongest.
To what the man says, I will smooth you myself so that no dentist will help.
The camp went like the wind.
I watching it.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23092
 01.12.2009
Dear, where have you been?
and run!
Why is the shirt dry and the pants wet?
I did not run...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23091
 01.12.2009
From the forum:
The question:
Tell me, please, what subjects can you expect from meetings with forestry workers in the case of command (10-20 people) training in the forest?

Answer 1 :
In the event that you will cut down living trees, burn fires, rape local residents, then burn them on ritual fires, submerge kilograms of trothyl shells, or try to set fire to a guard - then in theory, a forest worker can call the police.

Answer to 2:
Violating local residents is not forbidden by forestry – it is not their jurisdiction. If you violate local wild animals and/or plants, then yes.
Again, raping specially brought animals is not prohibited.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №23090
 01.12.2009
A friend gave me a soft bull toy with a speaking button. It’s 5:40 in the morning, I’m sleeping, I don’t touch anyone. At the turn of the march, the bull hit me, and he said to me, “Hey, what? I must be more careful, I can be offended...” plunging, I was barely constricted... convulsively trying to understand who else is in bed with me... I will not sleep with toys anymore. harmful to health)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23089
 01.12.2009
Do you have a meth?
and no. I use land transportation.

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