I live in Germany. A bell at the door.

I ask: Who?
The answer is "Cable. I need to check out."

I am afraid to open, suddenly a pumped man in a combination on a naked body! and :-)

I recently removed the dusted tooth of wisdom (the hell they grow wax) I am standing on the street, waiting for the guy to come after me. A full mouth of cotton, turned back to the road, so still three people asked the guy how to go. And only in the car I understood why they scratched so much from me when I turned around and cried that I could not say, the guy offered to look in the rear-view mirror - all the lips and around in the blood with the flow of bloody saliva ( scratched vigorously, and anesthesia acts, I don't feel that it flows) cheeks swollen, a vampire swallowed, fucking, horror!

It would be nice to travel all the countries! What are you dreaming about?
To see the sharks crawl.

I never understood...
Wassermann is the smartest.
Chuck Norris is the strongest.
Why Bruce Willis always saves everyone?

Where there are two lawyers, there are three decisions.

Once a family was on holiday in Egypt and decided to celebrate the birthday of their son. He was eight years old. We decided to order a holiday cake at the best hotel restaurant. The inscription was “8 years.” But the child was allergic to coconut, so the Arabs were strictly warned that no coconut, nothing coconut at all. And knowing the local mentality even attached a note "without coconut!!!" It has been emphasized several times.
As a result, a cake was placed on the festive table, all abundantly dried with coconut straw, as if someone specifically tried not to regret coconut, tried very hard, even decorated with a rose cut out of coconut. But the most important thing is the inscription, also made with a coconut stick.
8 Years - Whithout Coconut!!!

The gross axiom: borrow a person a hundred times money, or do another good deed... and then refuse at the 101st... and you will be a worse shit than the one who immediately sent to the her.

I support :
"I was in a change. During the lesson, he laughed at the structure of the human body."

XXX: Listen, you also like all the men do not use a washing machine?
YYY: No = No
XXX:So this is why we have so fast soil gel to end!
YYY: I don't think that because of this, men do not use them at all, they wash the body with shampoo that flows from the head...
XXX: Where did he go then?
YYY: Do you have a son?
XXX: 12 years
YYY: Tell him the type We have a very fast gel to start, you are better with saliva, so natural.
XXX: I’ll try it.
......
YYY: Hi...
XXX: What is the joke?! to
YYY: What are you talking about?
XXX:I said, the husband was rotting, the son was red, but the gel actually became less to go.
YYY...

The cat is a wool product of entertainment.

I sit at work. The engineer is small. Meeting of directors behind the wall. I just heard a genius phrase:
"Not to go on!!We sign that we are idiots at all!"

- They say that in Saratov you can take a prostitute off for a marble bandage?
- Yes, but for the oxolinic ointment, Lexus will be given to you

Discussions in the forum often resemble the analysis of the stool: someone went on and left, and others sit and argue...

QQ: How is it?
www: yeah yeah somehow
QQ: What happened?
My favorite girlfriend is cheating on me with her boyfriend. Is it normal?

I met a girl... We met for a long time. Well, behaves well enough, in the female sense, literally.
XHH: In short, I invited to myself, it came to work... I am all so hot, from the spot, fucking. I feel something is wrong, so to say.
The dialogue between us continues.
I: Slo, cat, and the guys had before me?
She says, “You are the first.
I: You couldn’t say it before? I would be more careful!
She: (she kisses so and looks loyally in the eyes) Sun, next time I will definitely say!
WOW :D

Angel_in_com:
Fuck me, find a fuck girl.
by Zerg72
Where to find these humans.
Angel_in_com:
Try it in real. So, you shut off the button on the comp, which once turned it on, if you do not remember where it is - look for instructions.
by Zerg72
Nanny
Angel_in_com:
Yes is. Then, you dress epic, and epic on charisma (well, or spirit), and you fall into the street, not forgetting to call paths from friends). From the passing mima of cute girls you try to hide the phones, in the sense - numbers, not the mobile phones themselves.
by Zerg72
Being angry with bodies?
Angel_in_com:
Do you get rid of the bodies? Except for the bodies of their boys, here are the boys and the boys and the girls are quests, the chain I will explain to you later. And remember, the best epic phones hopefully run out with girls who are protected by the rarest guys. And if you are not sure about the strength of your patte, then wait until someone else strikes the patte.
by Zerg72
The name of the tank?
Angel_in_com:
The tank must be at least 20 lbs.
by Zerg72
70 over then
Angel_in_com:
The 70th here will not help anything, well, unless the trunk will cut off... not long... And in general, the presence of the 70th in the patina ensures a failure in the street. It is time to know, he has commands that greatly lower the fighting spirit of paths - "washing spots" and "and here I am in childhood"... And now press alt+shift+detil and march in inst, the epic phones rage nids, and the rest grid. Please tell me that I explained something unclear.

Please create the "worst abyss" section.

On the other day in the store, the seller sang on the motif of the moustache: your neighbors are sleeping Putin and bears, but you Obama are not sleeping.

Watch the series tonight.
It sounds like the phrase "Label of the prostitute"
The child asks "What is a stamp?"

In Moscow, an employee of the prosecutor’s office was detained for threatening the police with a stolen arbalet.