In the bathroom...
She says: Do not look!
He: I am not looking.
I said, don’t look at it.
He: Do not show me.
She: I am not showing
I look only because you show me.
You are saying the opposite again.
he: then you show because I look at it... pleasant :)
She: Fuck it with you. Look, just be silent

British prisoner has been growing marijuana for five months
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It’s not just British scientists.

xxx is. You do not understand. Punto Switcher has two wonderful functions.
YYYYY ah, "off" and "uninstall"

Grandma here comes to me and says: Mish, they said on the radio that anisha is harmful.
I: Deck is...natural! Discovered America
Why do you buy it every night?
I: in the sense?? to
I ask: Will you eat? No, I bought ananas.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
She: A, yes, yes, of course! The Shaur!

She: All, I’m offended, you don’t care about me, I’ll go to the internet and I’ll betray you online!
He said: "Kaspersky" take it!

I think why the types of sex depend on the female part of the body involved in the process - anal, oral, vaginal.? to
WOW: Just if it were from a man, it would be called simply "wow"

to this:

There are rumors that if you look closely at the whole series of Doctor House (House M.D.Medical education can be obtained.

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Look at Spiderman. Jump off the roof!! to

to this

The men who ran after me on December 1 at 11pm from the park to the subway. Don’t worry that you didn’t catch up. I have had critical days.
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You lost your passport.

Supporting the topic - about comments in diaries:

He burned a party at a literature class.

Please come to me and help me with the report.

I have a monthly.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

Shit... Fuck...

Okay, then, at the end of the day.

University Cup of Intellectual Game "What?Where?When?"
During one famous match, these animals could turn around and leave at any time. Call them.
Russian team of football students.

One day a very good person helped me in a difficult life situation. Helped just like that. But I made a promise. I would like to help at least two more people. I will take the same promise from them.
Could we all do the same? So many people will not be ashamed of doing something good in this life.

Bring it to the top. Maybe that will change the world for the better.

XXX: And you have not been told in law that it is inappropriate to speak in a language that others do not understand?

YYY: We were taught to speak in a language not understood by others.

I hate the letter C.
Russian or English?
That is the matter!!! to

- Wellik - Let's check, you have me bath, I'll cut your wire off the debris!
- Gunerr restricted access (30min) to the user"Wellik",cause-"go"!
-"Gunerr has left us"

The damaging grandmother watcher

In the distant 80s in the research institute, where my mother worked, there was, of course, a transit regime and not everyone could get there. And I was very anxious to get tired in the evening on the sidewalk, staring into the crowd of outgoing employees. Of course, it wasn’t every night. Sometimes my mom asked me to meet her to break somewhere together.
Whether it is a movie or a gastronome, where one to stand in the evening 2-3 rounds in different box office was unrealistic.
But closer to the matter. Once, a couple or three times, my mom asked the good old lady to leave me to her. With a screw, but I agreed. But every time I came to meet my mother, I encountered a very harmful creature with small rats eyes, huge glasses, and an immense pelvis. She didn’t want to let me in because of her innate confusion, for which she gave me the nickname of Tortilla. I have to say that this nickname was quite tightly attached to her, and soon it was so called by all the employees of the NIH, because they were completely solidary with me.
What will you take from me? What kind of spy am I? And the secret there, in fact, was not a fig. Everyone walked through the hallways or sat in the offices and diligently pretended to be working. Standard picture of the Soviet era.
Then came the summer. And this means that schoolchildren had to undergo labor practice (born in the USSR will understand what I am talking about). This is when all working children were taught to work. Greening the streets, cleaning the school area and other boredom. My classmate Dymon and I did more cleverly: as our mothers worked together, they talked a little to a NIH-shnown aunt and we worked under supervision. And we had it on hand: the dining room under the side, the mothers with lunch rubles provided properly (not tuna eaters, after all). There was a little work there: yes, bring it. And after a lawful 4-hour working day water procedures, the sea beneath the side.
And since we worked on legal grounds, the passage into the territory of the institute was unimpeded. All the watters knew us in the face and missed us without any problems. But Tortilla, apparently, had a stunning bad memory: she looked at me with contempt, she principally did not answer the greetings, but she could not let in. And how she wanted it, was seen with her unarmed gaze. And here, Dimka and I go from the dining room to the institute full, satisfied. It’s quiet because it’s all about lunch.
Yes, and Tortilla, to see, they demanded their time to fill. He sits on the post and a cup of tea from a large bowl crumbles. As soon as we passed the post, I had a genius plan for revenge in my head! What did Dimke whisper about. He took on the wrath, for the wrath was greater than my wrath. Literally 15 meters after the watch, there is a toilet right along the corridor. We run there and go out through the window we open. The first floor, of course. When we find ourselves on the street, we run to the sidewalk, we slow down, we enter the hall, and, like nothing else, we pass Tortilla for the second time. I see, I was interested. Snoring has stopped. We are back in the corner and into the toilet. We do a third round. This time, the old turtle was out. After running away with Dimon and, as it should be, I propose to complicate the trick, thus returning the grandmother's mind to place - "go out" in the same way the same number of times. What was done. The most difficult thing was to pretend that nothing was happening and not to stumble!
Thanks to all.

Fuck how pleasant it is to answer the question "Hello Zhenya, could you not come to our department?"
I can’t go on vacation!!! to

About the comments in the diary:
In the second grade, I was told "He walks on the walls. Please take action."

The freedom of the human being in the modern world is like the freedom of the human being to figure out a crossword: in theory, he can fit any word, but in reality he only has to fit one word in order for the crossword to decide.

by Albert Einstein

From the forum:

archivarius : Yesterday, the SP was arrested for interdomain "ept", motivating that it was a swallowed mat.

In this regard, I declare that the one who made it was a fairy dollar, I didn’t know his mother. He did not know his father. And he went to the river, a beautiful man. There are sweet sweets in every hole. And he is precisely the person who at the art exhibition admires paintings of unknown artists and is fascinated by ballet. He would suck candy, a wonderful smart man.