Today Paška tells us (to girls) about the men’s game "the stone face". The bottom line: a few guys order a prostitute, sit at the table, she underneath the table makes a minette to everyone, the main thing is to sit with a stone face, so that others do not guess who.
Here is Anya, who did not listen very much says:
I couldn’t play such a game...
After a while he adds:
If only under the table.

We had one story in the universe: 1 course just started to grasp the basics of student life and here is the first lab in "Informatics" (in one word turbo-pascal) and the control task we had was the conclusion on the screen of color text. Did not have time to negotiate as one already signals his victory over this task. All: "In the winderkind". Appropriate teacher, looks, "Molodec, Kolya, well in school taught". Sit on your seat and in a minute: "I can't understand Kolya how you could, because the monitor is black and white." It turns out, by a simple movement Nikolai painted the monitor with a red marker in the place where the text came out. It is not necessary to say that the whole group was lying, and we always remember this story when we meet.

DeoZ: I’m reading manuals about how to raise pressure right now. Do you think that your maximum basal sphincter pressure does not exceed 40 mm Hg? It is written that it should not exceed.
Elion: Put your finger, if he doesn’t eat, it’s okay.
DeoZ: And if he eats, I’ll have high sphincter pressure! I will be more concerned about my bitten anus finger!
Elion: But that will solve your problems with the army right away...

Julia R*va (16:23:33 2/12/2009)
I am here alone)) I print my personal stuff on the working printer))))
Sinner (16:24:53 2/12/2009)
When you get to the lighthouse, the print screen comes out.

There are no normal trees and horrors now! Here I remember the tamagochi – you turn it on, and there’s a bunch of cockroaches all over the screen and dead bodies, and what was the effect on the child’s psyche, oh!

Forum of animal lovers.

Vasya: The Left hunted the flea and became famous. Gerasim drowned the dog and became famous. Masai saved the rabbits and became famous. Find out how to be famous?
Urphine Juice: Kill the Tiger.
Little Molly: Kissing a Cobra.
Flo22: Catch the Chupacabra :-)))
Odysseus: Kill the Pterodactyl.
Vasya: The creators, the shit. Think of something simpler.
Urphine Juice: Fuck the puppy.

Our company is undergoing accreditation. So the whole flow just begins in the instinct. Including our group. And so for the second week. Today we have the following dialogue.
“We have failed the first exam,” said Robert Ilezarovich, a professor of economics, “and you’ll all be staying here!
“Then you will break up,” the voice from the rear side said, “you’ll have to feed us!
“Then I will do the following,” Garipov smiled, “I’ll give you a task. Who can’t eat dinner.

From the Mobile Tariffs Forum:
Previously, everything was simple – there were 2 tariff plans that were absurdly simple.
Now - type every 28 minutes every hour on the full moon day at the end of March for calls outside the area - free, with this service you need to activate by going out at 2 a.m. at night and turning your face to the north to shout "I love life" and kick 3 times with your right leg!

Never ever!! Again I repeat NEVER suck the fire from the gas plate with the vacuum cleaner!!! to
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The author of the quote, whoever you are, remember! It was exactly three o’clock in the night on December 2, 2009 that I started to hate you!!! to

1st I love Light Alloy for his prostate.
2nd Does Light Alloy have prostate??? O_O

I am standing today at work at the toilet at the end of my working day, the employee enters completely in top clothes, opens the cabin, tells me while and closes there. So I now seriously thought, maybe we have a teleportation cabin in the toilet?

A Cat's Page
hrs (17:04:43 2/12/2009)
Did I tell my cat that I created a page for him in contact?
hrs (17:08:23 2/12/2009)
There is also a friend from Tajikistan.

nn(17:08:42 2/12/2009)
)))))))) Samsa wanted to do it)))

It is blue :(
Well, how many times I said to myself - I was going to use a towel for the purpose - put the cell phone out of the load pocket =\

xxx: 45 thousand characters with gaps can fit freely, no further checked.
yyy: Check out 65536 characters then already. A round number.
XX: I don’t understand humor.
Yyy: This is not humor, but the harsh truth of life. 65536 is a round number (0×10000).
xxx: 0×10,000 will be 0 – at least in ordinary arithmetic
Zzz: We met somehow Odmin and humanitarian...

Sergey (14:41:00 2/12/2009)
Have you already sent your question to Putin?
VS (14:41:07 2/12/2009)
Yes is))
VS (14:41:59 2/12/2009)
I asked why near the State Duma in a bowl with pirate DVDs is sold in 2012 in a single-voice translation, not a two-voice translation
Sergey (14:42:23 2/12/2009)
Really mess.

To meet old age, the soul is always late. (Author of the Orthodox)

The use of tabular weapons.
In one of the military units located in our town, served a soldier. Nothing seemed to be remarkable, but one day showed himself in all his glory. He got somewhere our hero "grass" and smoked up to pink elephants. Imagine yourself a guy or a rider.
Formula 1, or someone similar, and as a result began to make their fantasies come true. To fulfill his dream, he chose a truck.
“The Urals.” It is not necessary to describe the dimensions and power of this vehicle.
"Ural", blowing up the motor, ran from the spot, broke the gate of the military unit and went to the city. Taking into account the amount of smoked "grass" sodatics did not always fit in the turns, several times crashed the lighthouse pillars and civilian cars, on compliance with the PDD fighters did not think in principle.
Very quickly for the "Ural" connected two cars of GIBDeshnikov and the patrol of the VAI
The Military Auto Inspection. Appeals by persecutors
The "matyugalnikov" to stop and surrender the response of the soldier was not found.
Another minute later, another GIBD and two crews of the DPS joined the "pursuit", and it is also unclear from what scare the car of the wreckers.
(Outside of official security) For the already complete representation in the tail of the column, a car of the service part of the city UVD was installed.
Without success shouting to the soldier in the "matyuhalniki" about immediate stop and surrender, the persecutors to the service of the city administration.
GIBDD about that they are going to shoot on the wheels of the Ural.
No to E! The head of the City of Gibraltar was not enough.
something will happen, a ricochet or something else, catch whom, weapons
Use is prohibited! Try to push the Ural out of the city!
How polite, trying to avoid matts, tried to explain that maybe soon the driver on the "Ural" will come to the mind to stop passengers and ride on the sidewalks, and then the consequences will be very sad. It was also that "displacing" the "Ural" outside the city on the "Jigul" and one rust UAZIK appears to be very problematic. The order has not changed.
At the order already gathered friends to start, but here, to the general surprise,
"Ural" turned out on a deserted highway leading beyond the city. It was decided to wait for what would happen next.
The fact that the "Ural" went outside the city and civilians are not seen nearby, was thrown into service.
“I permit the use of weapons,” the response followed.
And here it began.
According to the participants of the “persecution race”, the cars of the persecutors set up in the line behind the Ural, some even tried to bypass it.
After a couple of shots in the air, the "Ural" was opened shale fire to defeat from all available "stones".
Very soon, given the obvious superiority of the persecutors in firepower,
"Ural" remained without tires, with a shot body and tendon, and stuck in the square. Halved by fear, the soldier jumped out of the car and ran into the forest. The crowd of persecutors, also moving into a pedestrian state and, gambling in the air, rushed into the race.
Military subsequently counted more than a hundred bullet holes on the "Ural".
Sodiak, of course, was quickly caught up and bound up, but morality is not that.
When writing the necessary reports on the use of weapons to stop
"Ural" only one GIBBDeshnik and one employee of the VAI, and the first of them, according to explanations, made one shot in the air and one on the wheels to defeat, the second - one shot in the air and two on the wheels. The rest of the personnel handed over fully loaded and loaded weapons.

An ingenious dwarf has swallowed a rabbit and a rabbit and no longer needs food.

Macukochcka: condoms are bad, you will not feel anything in them
H8uall: Naturally, you will not feel any trippers, syphilis, or burning when urinating.

She: Men, when you want to meet - where are you going?
It’s % Usually on x*j, but sometimes it’s lucky :)