I realized that I got up very early when I noticed that my morning erection was coming halfway to work.

Cepreu: A acquaintance told me:
I went into the bookstore (this bookstore is not very small for us), asking: "Do you have a portrait of Dorian Gray?"
The sales consultant:
"Oh you know, we don’t have any portraits at all"
I lost the gift of speech, could not find anything to say, thanked and left.

I have one girl on my nick list "Fuck it", and I like to watch one, full and happy, pop-up window with the inscription "Fuck it at home" )))

MadMike: I think...if the Deputy Dean saw me in the corridor, made big eyes and said, “Ignatyev, you are doing what you are doing here, the session has not yet started” is it okay?

The cars with Coca-Cola have gone => it’s time to start studying, it’s not too late yet, comrades:)

My son in class 10. Teacher calls: Your son has left the class. His head is long! He will not see the car on the road. And he left our lesson, we take responsibility. He has a chest!

xxx (11.06.08 16:53:04): Yeah fuck it’s all! Everyone is in the army! I’ve been on a call for six months and what? All is OK! and :)
xxx (11.06.08 16:53:09): Luckily, wait, someone has come

xxx (12.07.09 19:48:43): Listen, I take my words back.

In order to fly the barrel, you have to work the deacon first!)))

A small prehistory. The girl’s father is gone.
Katya
Do you know what I do?
Until Dad sees me.
Monty
M is? I am afraid to assume...
Katya
I install a license word.
Monty
mm, where is it from? And the most important thing? ?
Katya
You won’t believe... from the license disc.
Monty
Don’t tell me that I bought it! O_0
Katya
silent...I will not speak, because you will be bad at answering)
Monty
I bought it!! O_0
Katya
Well... not at all)
Monty
Went with Noah?
Katya
It was attached to an antivirus license.

From the Book Forum:

Who has all the books of Darya Donzova?
222: I have an archive. Where to throw?
333 Go to the rubbish!

On the demotivators lies a cartoon with sperm. Comments to them:

Captain Evidence: Thank you
Thank you, Captain Evidence
Thank you: Captain Obviously

Players in Civilization:
Ruby the forest, a fool. The forest is rubber, the rubber is tanks.

to this:
The Sun newspaper held a contest for the most stupid websites. The pen trading company won, with the website www.penisland.net (in the sense, "The Pen Island").
____________________________________________
I mean, there are a lot of people like me here. ?

She: we split up with him, I can't get back, very painful and unpleasant.
Q: Have you ever been hit by a little bitch?
Thank you, it is much easier.

m1k3z Mish, good night!! Do you know about billiards?
Akela a bit.
m1k3z let me buy a ki? Could you advise something?
Okay, try it so cheaper.
m1k3z :D

Boys, does it seem to me alone that the notorious Maddison is actually a rare dwarf without a sense of humor, and all of his "creation" is definitely a complete hernia, designed for the same dwarfs?

to this:
and...
Zubchick: There seemed to be a joke that if you throw all the comments with the word "fuck" out of the code of the kernel of Linux it will lose several hundred kilobytes of weight.
kurokikaze:... and will stop loading)

Enthusiastic
and...
became interesting... counted in my current core : 34 entries of the word fuck in different variants, if you browse, I can search and post the most interesting comments

I go on the bus. My grandfather is 70 years old and is very active and vigorous. Nearby sit 2 copniks - not copniks, but in a clear support. One of them stands up and proposes a place for his grandfather... The grandfather’s answer struck (not literally): “Judging by the smell of cigarettes and alcohol from you, I will give you a place after 10 years!”

This is a generation!

From the film "Summer" in Ukrainian translation:
In Ukrainian it is brilliant.
B: How old are you?
The Seventeen...
B: How long are you seventeen?
E: It is already...
B: I know who you are.
Tell Bell, say it out loud.
B: You are pushing!

Trick: Yesterday it was funny at all...Two girls took and brought it to Napoleon’s breakfast.All of the officels, threw their bottles and ran for the cooking O_o
It is sweet and good.