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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145604
 15.10.2017
With modern fashion on miniature girls it is not surprising that vegetarianism is gaining momentum.

A friend from a small town came to me in Moscow a few days ago, enthusiastic about this topic, well, I took her to a well-known vegan place - she is pleasant, I am curious what clothes can be set up at home. So here's what I'll say, guys... It's not for nothing that there was a burger king nearby: after a couple of bowl of grass to go and eat a dull cocktail, you want to be much stronger than usual.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145603
 15.10.2017
XX: They say, if you look at the pit-stop of Formula 1 in a slow shooting, you can see how the guys have time to overtake the piston and change the air flavor in the cockpit.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145602
 15.10.2017
(Tell the story in the universe)
It was so rough today. One big bulldozer. I tell him:
You were released early.
He is:
From the prison? of a psychic?
Voice from the back:
From the p.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145601
 15.10.2017
I recently had a dream in which I showed friends photos from other dreams:
Well, I don’t think it can really be that, here’s the scotch...
I guess...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145600
 15.10.2017
If you scream to a man who scratches his hand under the plaster with a spike, “What are you doing here?” he will at this moment have such a scratch as if he was caught doing onanism.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145599
 15.10.2017
TUT.BY"In Minsk evacuated residents of nine floors due to a suspicious projectile in the basement"
Why is he suspicious?

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145598
 14.10.2017
The video of the early 90s about the girl who got into the comic - "Take on me" VIA "A-ha".


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145597
 14.10.2017
Awaken the Ayatollahs.

xxx: Daily Rubric "I need everything to work"
YYY: At least one person took from you?
Yes, 1st of December is out. We need four more.
WOW :?
If I find 5 by the end of the year, a cat will be taken to the office and HR will take care of it.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145596
 14.10.2017
Topancho: I have Saab. A very strong car, driving emotionally.
2morow: Emotional – how is it?
YaNeHobot: "Cursed be the day I sat down for this vacuum cleaner’s lamb!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145595
 14.10.2017
Who are these mushrooms in the refrigerator?
YYY: Only there are no mushrooms.
XXX is already there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145594
 14.10.2017


here here :
to this:

OAK E1, theme of the theatre:
lvds: Cognac can be brought with you in a bottle from under assets. It is not transparent.
GREEN_MONSTER: Immediately it is apparent that the theater is a fierce :D

By the way, the bottles of the asset have a disgusting cover and after opening, the liquid in it is no longer stored! And thin plastic gives a shade of content.

As you can see, the commentator has no children.
Biolact from Agushy has great covers, enjoy your health!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145593
 14.10.2017
A small kitten, which fits on the palm, is considered cute, while timidly smells the proposed kitten size of its own head. It is delightful how he gently bites off a small piece, opening his little pink mouthpiece with milk teeth. It’s not funny when these small teeth clog up, like a trap, on the feeding hand, picking out the floor of the cottage.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145592
 14.10.2017
YYY: I won’t be wrong, I’m a grave!
XXX: The tomb where instead of the epitaphia - the RSS line with the last speech...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145591
 14.10.2017
Familiar vegans made vegans from cats and did not give meat from birth.

Are there such idiots in the world? O_O

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145590
 14.10.2017
About the level of intelligence of the British well wrote Daniel Defoe: Robinson made a huge boat for six months to realize that 100 yards to the sea he will not satisfy it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145589
 14.10.2017
Chromium, the uneducated boy! It does not clear its file descriptors.
YYY: He’s just still small.
This is your double standard.
XXX: how porn to show such an adult! and as the descriptors after you remove in Linux, so immediately small!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №145588
 14.10.2017
The state is not concerned about whether a person has a place to sleep, where to work, than to feed himself and his family.
But the state is worried when money enters a person’s bank account.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №145587
 14.10.2017
I have a client, the owner of a small printing company. He is out of vacation today, comes into our office, laughs. The thing is: one and a half years ago, they gave him a beautiful large stake, he placed it on the receipt of orders and glued the explanation: "To the operator for tea." During this time, none of the clients put a penny there. And here, while the printer was on vacation, the operator changed the explanation to: "The operator for all kinds of inappropriate needs", and in two weeks the treasury filled to the edges.
I wanted to come up with a clever conclusion, but I couldn’t.
But there was a toast: “Let’s drink for literate marketing!”

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145586
 14.10.2017
The glass is half empty if it is empty, and half full if it is filled.
It is genius! How many generations have suffered. Pessimists and optimists.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145585
 14.10.2017
XXX: What is it?
Tagged: charging
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX: B and B
XXX: Powerbank
Puerbank is a thermos with tea.
YYYYYY: Yes

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