Who wins the most stands in the ranks, who is richer in the traffic jams.

Stop of public transportation. On the opposite side of the road, looking exclusively at the bus coming to the stop, steps on the road and begins to move slowly long-legged blonde creature of the 20s. At this time, driving at a decent speed due to the turn of the jeep, at the last meters from the girl, tricks around her, going to the side with the right pair of wheels. As a real blonde, the girl is absolutely uninterested in the sound of the brakes behind her back, because in clothes and makeup, multitasking is not her hobby. And judging by sight, her goal is one, remember which bus is best to get to the desired stop. At the jeep the door opens and a pretty cute and stylish young man turns to the back of the departing miracle: "Girl, please tell me, where is the nearest crossing?" In response, this beauty turns and, seeing a gentle and, most importantly, not a poor young man, begins, blinking with his eyes, sweetly ticking about the transition in 10 meters ahead and in.
15 meters behind.
“So what kind of X... am I not going to go after the transition?!!!”
Stop the bed.

In order not to get overworked, you need to sleep eight hours a day, and the same at night.

I read a long quote today. Liked it. I will read one more tomorrow.

Why did you leave your husband alone at home? He will be drinking beer all day long, driving friends!
Yyy: Yes, I want to unfreeze the refrigerator; someone needs to pick it up.

While walking, I read an advertisement on an old car:
"I sell my car
or exchange for money!!!" and :)

She had sex with a guy when he had an orgasm, tried to loosen and pulled out her shoulder. Fuck it!
I went to the doctor, she examined me and started filling the card. Well, before that, she asked me how I was able to shake my shoulder, I explained to her, but she was not a stupid aunt. After a minute, I got the card and went to the pharmacy. I decided to open and read what she wrote there (usually I don't read what doctors write, satisfying only with prescriptions) and a clear flat handwriting was written: "I had sex.I got an orgasm.

XXX is
The result will be in the course of Google, which will unite all social media technologies with Internet technologies.
YYYY
And then it’s broken and it’s all going to come up 😉))
XXX is
by Google? O_0
XXX is
Google is not the pentagon’s serpent, which every lazy Russian student breaks, here safety is more serious)
YYYY
And one day will be born in the server son of Odin and the cleaner! A boy with a beard and a sweater.
He will be destined to hack Google and other tastes!
XXX is
In the Chelyabinsk server.
XXX is
Because only the chosen boy will be destined to learn to break pgp keys with a length of 1024 bits with the force of thought.
YYYY
And the mum will be so harsh that her breasts will give her beer.
YYYY
and his father will break the mosque to Onotole himself.
XXX is
and hacks Chuck Norris...and makes him config...
XXX is
We are waiting for you, O chosen one!! to

You are so weak.
Is it a compliment?
It is horror.

Dear Government of Russia. Do not try to improve our lives. We live so hard.

In a small village, his grandfather built a house for him by a wealthy son.
On one of the quiet evenings, the grandfather sat and watched the TV in the living room on the first floor.Nothing predicted trouble, but here in the wall flew a straw. From the cabin, half into the living room, the driver (B) was driving with a sense of humor.
He goes out, cries out, and this dialogue occurs:
Daddy, how to go to Singapore.
Grandfather (who also turned out to be a humorous man) calmly turning his head: - You will turn the TV to the left.

The store, to the extent known, for sale, etc. “Arafats,” they are shamaks. The headsets are. There are three - two children of Omonovs and a seller. One child is an ordinary closet somewhere 190cm and kilos under 120, all of this, but in comparison with the second - it looks like a medium-sized, because the second resembles a dwarf, proportionally increased in size to a height of under 2 meters. This healthy man tries to wrap the schemes according to the seller’s instructions and quietly cries:
- Fuck, how do I get that shit, I can't do the size is small?
- No, the biggest, no more, - the seller replies unconsciously, looking at the shirt.
The second child quietly shakes in the fist:
We have a small one, right? When we were in the emergency, he was the only one who was allowed not to wear a helmet.
Why is? The seller asks.
They were still sitting on it like tubes. The anti-gas is like a respirator. Somewhat immense.

In Russia everything is not easy, in Russia everything is just far away.

I don’t care how long it will take! The important thing is to quickly...

· ¤ · 27·23·04·03; <Dimaka> “¤ DURACELLKA ¤” for the 4th nick)) a heaven of 2 words?

a friend in childhood had small problems with him..with the household shorter..well with who does not) after the operation comes mean to the doctor..she told him everything to do bla bla bla..and at the end adds.."smelt manganese until it falls off".. silence 5 seconds.."in the sense of shov".. :)))

My husband left living alone. I need to wash things, but the washing machine is for me an unknown Aztec centrifuge.
I spent the whole day at work asking the girls how it worked. Asked to photograph and bring to show, refused to go home despite martini and shampoo.
The guys suggested a more realistic option to come to the Leningrad highway and there for 2000. Working as a housewife for an hour.

Watch the movie "The Broken Cobra". The robbers are launching two missiles with nanomits on two targets.
Guys in the Pentagon: The missiles are fired at two targets. The first flies to Moscow, it has to be shot down at any cost. The second flies to Washington.
The voice from the room: Fuck her.

And to our boss, I’ll cheat... There’s a complaint – it’s his fault.
No matter what:
The engines are too loud (it’s on the A320!!!!)
I am not allowed into the cabin for any reason, I am not a terrorist.
Why do we fly so long, other companies fly 2 hours less, and don't shake my head I know you better.
Why don’t you have a smoking room? This "Nicorette" does not help me!!! to
How do you not remember me? I was flying here with you a year ago... Well, maybe not with you personally, but you are communicating with each other!

Yesterday, a familiar thought issued: “Everyone in the school” and “they cheated on each other”, but then on social networks all of a sudden became friends!