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HHH: My cat has the wire on the compass bitten again...

Is it a bite?

xxx: yeah columns bites, only columns pofig, his current fucking he is now walking with twisted beards at me...

Tagged: bar cat

I'm even upset by your mouse.

XXX: And I have broken up. I went to put on Arinka, little girl. I slept with her on the couch. I wake up when my child tells me a story.

XXX: Who else has stolen

[166mmx] By the way about vodka
Voidy is yes.
[166mmx] is good

I will give 3 meters of polyethylene in good hands.

xxx: today we are sitting with a comrade at my house, I show him how in two weeks the cockroach has reasserted that he is not afraid of a niqab and eats from my hand
XXX: We are sitting there, so we are learning new teams. Here comes the sister.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: silently removes the hose, approaches us in three steps, beats our favourite from scale! Then, with the words "well, and the men went, they can do nothing themselves" proudly removed his...

XXX: Do you call me?
yyy: I don’t know... I’ve been afraid of him since he performed in karaoke "Cigarette smoke with menthol".
xxx :D
Do you know who is not drunk?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY But filled with such a heavy bass "And I found another. I don’t love it, but I kiss it..." I’ll never forget it. I still present him in a bloody jacket and a tail.

He witnessed the situation...
A clothes shop, a married couple over 40, she is in an active search for something there, her husband, with a loose look, talks around. I walk among the hangers, choose jeans...Heat, measuring the fan.
And suddenly I hear the condemning half-shoop of a woman: "Well, you are an adult man, and you look under the shirt of the mannequins!"

From a game forum:
XXX is people!What to do after the game is installed???? to
Yyy: Try to play it.

A funny phrase was given to me by local television in the news:
"Maybe the president will come or himself(!) The Prime Minister"
clearly =)

He returned home in the evening. It is late, nothing is visible, rare lights are burning. In front of me, somewhere in 50 meters, comes a girl. Suddenly, under the next lamp, before her pops out some fool and unfolds a coat under which no other clothes. I didn’t even have time to think of anything, the girl quietly shakes up and shakes off her ass.
Fucking in the mouth! It quickly grows back into the bushes.
From the girl's side, a contemptible "slaback" is heard, hurriedly clamps up the cough and quietly goes on.

I look at various questionnaires in contact...I just opened a girl’s page, on the wall of a bunch of graffiti:
Painted Heart
"You are sexy"
"That’s what you are"
"x*y to you for the cover"
"You are fun"

In Mega, the guard met twice on the way, both times he delighted with dialogues in the raid:
The first dialogue:
security guard (O): * speaks to the receiver * listen
girl operator (DO): *pshpshššššššššššššššš* go to the square number *pshpššššššššššššššš* as you accepted?
A: Looking at yourself in the window, with a very sad voice, close to the heart

The second dialogue:
A: hostess, allow you to go with the tea to fill up, the strength is no longer among your boutiques to walk.
Before: No
A: Am I a creature trembling or do I have a right?! to
Please do not make inappropriate assumptions.

From Encounter:
In one of the search levels in the fight, you had to find the locations of the paintings of Salvador Dali, their names in order and were code. From the telephone conversation of the field (p) with the headquarters (sh):
Q: What is the picture? Explain what is drawn?
A: Well, there are two of them, and some of them.
Q: What are the two x? Can you say human?
Q: How can I tell you in human terms??? This is Salvador Dali!!! to

I sit here and think: will it be safe to respond to a friend's invitation to go to him for a visit, sent by the ass, when he has a status in the ass "I want to fuck someone from all the scale..."?

Day of VVD

My father served in Afghanistan in Desant.
He said (not literally but I will pass on the meaning)
that like everywhere there are normal people, but there are very strange and as we think is not right (in your opinion)

He celebrates VDV day with the Men not in the fountain, but very civily and beautifully, restaurants, etc.
Don’t shame the guys who shed sweat and blood not only for the fools in the government, but for you and me too!
Glory to the Russian Wars, Glory to the Defenders!

Please bring it to the top.

<SUKA_MUDAK>: I am a shit shit
Tagged: LOL

The accounting office called the staff, like the administrator, said the electronic safe does not open, look, I come - he writes wait and all. I'm sorry, and maybe the instructions are, they say, in the safe lies...

The sclerosis vaccine was invented a long time ago, but it was put... somewhere...