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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №16503
 15.05.2009
I eat cheese with mold, drink wine old, in the car.
I drive without a roof.
by Dankin.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16502
 15.05.2009
Why am I not like people? There was no guy - there was sex; now there is a guy, but there is sex.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16501
 15.05.2009
In the guests is good, but at home... the Internet!!!! to

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16500
 15.05.2009
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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16499
 15.05.2009
Q: Do you know the worst phrase for admin?
The SSH: No?
What has gone missing)

c) the grass

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16498
 14.05.2009
People who are not interested in photography should be listed in the Red Book.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №16497
 14.05.2009
<Vopl> well, because the gods do not burn the shells!
<Nika> ah, not emo black metal play
<oooPoops> not brunettes caps clamp
<Pen> does not use the server to raise.
<654Cvetocheg> not politicians save the country!
<chelobek> not mosquitoes bite the nose
<Admin>Aha, and not the debility of the forum? Well, they quickly deleted their own accounts, or I was drunk.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16496
 14.05.2009
Where to call to remove the dog’s body?
Chapter 2: Calling the Pellets

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16495
 14.05.2009
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Well, well it’s not great, great it’s not great, etc.) you just need to see the positive in everything)))
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What is positive in the haunt? O___O
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It is a fertilizer!!!!!!!!! to
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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16494
 14.05.2009
Suddenly came out a video banner of one porn site, the following plot: a naked girl stands in a cancer-like posture, and a man dressed in a tro-Jewish swallowing her pope with a piece of pork and a concise slogan under it all - "The most perverted of your fantasies!"
This is what I understand as a creative approach in marketing.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16493
 14.05.2009
Yesterday an old acquaintance arrived. He lives in the city of Energodar and works at a nuclear power plant. He says, his wife was taken to the maternity house on December 22 (this is the day of energy). He told his wife that if he gave birth on the 22nd, he would call his son Megavolt.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16492
 14.05.2009
PaHeTo4ka: It is HURRY!It will be on the 26th of May in the Circus. ?
Foby: With the place they guessed...

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16491
 14.05.2009
Klyopa: So tell me, who of today’s children will think of bringing a condenser to school and whispering friends with electricity?
by Vic :)
Vic: I hated these peppers at school.
by Klyopa:
) and I walked and whirled

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16490
 14.05.2009
Why are you so sad?
yyy: the lock on the width of the sense of humor.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16489
 14.05.2009
Do you believe in bubbles?
and no. Only in columns.
Oh, and who is it?
I will not say! I will only believe in them!!! to

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16488
 14.05.2009
An example of female logic, tells a familiar defushka:
I really liked one guy, and one day I drank too much and offered him to date, he agreed. In the morning I became so ashamed, so ashamed, I called him and said I didn’t want to meet him.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16487
 14.05.2009
Don’t take the beetle.
Which?
The one I ate)
I am the one you ate!
Then take...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16486
 14.05.2009
A girl with a guy in the electric car:
Why did you respond so rude to me today?! to
He is :?? to
She (showing the phone): where are the smiley?! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №16485
 14.05.2009
She grew up, like Mammoth, broke twice...and where did she jump with wild speed...This is -Anal? Nippon has tried...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16484
 14.05.2009
From the Boss:
Putin has no dreams. He is already Putin.

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