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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17023
 04.06.2009
cadam (13:39:17)
I had this show today:
I return home, submerges a girl of 16 years and begins attempts in the hop-style to divide me on a tube with concrete raids and generally capital so.
The girl weighs 50 kilograms of strength on the eye, there would be a guy - would give a necklace, and so uncomfortable somehow

NighT (13:39:43)
xDDDDD

by cadam (13:40:34)
I briefly explain to her that it is "completely unfortunate" for me to give her a pipe on the street, it is necessary to enter the entrance, so that the guys would not notice at the rainbow.
I go in, I go up halfway, I look like no-one on the stairs.

by cadam (13:41:47)
I make a crazy look and on her "no come, let the trumpet" silently make a sign with my hand, say go on
I’m going through a few steps and I’m "Master, I’ve found a suitable sacrifice!"

by cadam (13:42:03)
You would see how she broke away from there.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17022
 04.06.2009
It is a pity that in the elections you cannot vote against, and that the one you voted for would leave politics forever.

(captcha: stupefy and harripotterno)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17021
 04.06.2009
Taram-Param: I want songs to sing, to get up at 6 in the morning, to eat the army, to crave from overwork, to fall into the dirt.! to
Van_W!LDER : ))) Have you talked about it? Make a cursor!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17020
 04.06.2009
Well how? Do you have rain?
Not until the textures are loaded.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17019
 04.06.2009
The employee of dr. The next day we were interested, as stated (a romantic meeting was planned). What she is:
I have herpes on my lips. I have critical days. The state is called "neither to give nor to take".

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17018
 04.06.2009
There was a little boy on the street. He was on a scooter, to him the older girl runs and almost pulling out of his hands the wheel says "Let go", and he said to her "This is not for skating" and left.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17017
 04.06.2009
Filtering the work aska and clearing the logs of a week ago, I stumbled upon a survey of the male part of the office, conducted by one of the secretaries. Dialogue with an employee:

The Secretary (14:52):
Are you worried that you have a small member?
The employee (14:53)
No is.
The Secretary (14:53)
Why is?
The employee (14:54)
You don’t worry about having a small brain.
The Secretary (16:06):
I don’t understand what you mean?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №17016
 04.06.2009
I slept with a girl yesterday. I stretch so slowly to her and gently kiss her in the cheek. She raises her hand so swiftly and scratches her cheek with some male movement.
And the beard?
She (changes the voice): Sithon

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №17015
 04.06.2009
How is it??? Why is it impossible to edit the article about Timothy on Wikipedia?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17014
 04.06.2009
Day of Protection of Children. You need to use prejudices. To hurt potential children from insufficient parents.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17013
 04.06.2009
As you know, if you have nothing to answer the opponent, then you should carefully check his message for spelling and punctuation errors!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17012
 04.06.2009
Christensen: I would take you fucking.
Yes to a cold shower
Let’s see if you sing.
Cheshirskaya Koška: Groulom

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17011
 04.06.2009
Soon, thinking people will be like sexual minorities – single and persecuted.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17010
 04.06.2009
Mari: has she never gathered puzzles?)) I cut it down, I cut it down, I cut it down.)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17009
 04.06.2009
Playing the Sims 3. The Sim man died. It burned. Of course, death came after him. So, not only that after his death she settled in the house, so she still does homework! O_O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17008
 04.06.2009
Vice: What happens if in the cabriolet, when a frontal blow, you head to the spot from where the safety pillow fires?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17007
 04.06.2009
The bad translation of the film is not a monotonous voice reading the replica late, but it is when in the first “Terminator” the phrase "I'll be back" is translated with a serious voice - “I will be behind!”

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17006
 04.06.2009
From Contact:
She was betrayed! I gave up! I gave up!!! to
Probably an exam in Russian.
Dada, how did you guess?? to
The Intuition...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №17005
 04.06.2009
How can I name a person who installed a wov... looked... said that I didn’t have a very good schedule... and deleted....?? to
– – – – –
How else can he be called? Good luck hole ;)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17004
 04.06.2009
In the morning in bed girlfriend does not give (morrow first marry)

You guys are all the same, you only think about sex.
I: No, just when there is a beautiful girl like you lying next to me, I want to have sex right away.
She is: Yes? And when there is a beautiful guy like you next to me, I want to marry him right away! ^ ^ ^

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