Pure Odessa expressions

What are you building my eyes? Should I build a cooperative?
Don’t compel me, I will agree!
Man, I understand everything. You are so charming, but not the same.
The degree!
Do you go for God, or do you stay for God?
Do you know something I haven’t told you yet?
How do you go without a penny?
I saw you on one leg and you saw me with one eye.
You lived the way you lived!
Is it worth buriing? Without a dead man?
Buy yourself a tractor and get stuck!
At the reception at the doctor: - You are pale like a spirachet!
The elevator does not go down.
Don’t turn my faberge to me!
– Paulina Borisnna, what do you think of my cake? Is it really delicious? It is delicious,
It is delicious for those who have not tried it.
Oh, what do you know...this is such a rich woman, such a rich woman...you would
I saw what carpet she wanted to buy.
“Baby, I’m bored... I’ll make you a scandal and I’ll do it.”
and fun!
“Oh, such a familiar face, I’ve seen you somewhere... Oh, don’t remember.
Me, or I will remember you.
Is it true that you are getting married? Of course, we give...
A little bit!
Inscription on the monument: Here rests a famous Odessa dentist
Boris Raphaelovich Katz. And his son Monia receives in his office.
by Prokhorovsky, 21
- Sonja, don't shake the couch: you will break all the springs!
Let’s go visit each other. You are with us, we are with you.
The funeral!
- Senya, eat borscht, shob you are healthy you have to recover!!!! to
Wash your feet first and then make a pedicure.
- Go on x... - I am there more often than you are on fresh breath!
Do you hear the smell of my new perfume? Oh well Cannes! I am po
What is your blind?

Adlan: Hi, sweet...you’re super...You’re going to make me go, m.?
Catherine: can I break 2 lower ribs and sauce myself?

ppc, went to the official site of the group Limp Bizkit, and there in the chat are Russians sitting and on the broadcast discussing the breasts of Oo

and ###:
I got a red diploma.
and ****:
OK is

We are sitting in the office of 3 IT-shoes, drowned in bucks - who climbs where in the inlet, but one will pick up tires for the summer and here the question is heard from him:
How do you say in English "Robot"?
We are both in one voice:
The condom!! to
He is:
No, but another rubber!
Again in one voice:
Another condom!! to

Looking forward to the continuation of the story about the adminsh from Kyanti!!! to

Putin bought himself "Niva". As a result of this brilliantly conducted PR-action, the sales of the Volga Auto Plant increased by 1 car.

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Pricked

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I sit in the office.

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Listening to Classics

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one

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Here is just

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Such a peaceful

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A mouse falls on me from the ceiling!!! The Gray Mouse! Falling on the table before Ebola, right on hand

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I appear to have stunned.

From the series "only in our country" - in Kiev yesterday clashed two TRAMWAYS!!! to

The cat, the sock, yesterday scratched my branded South Park bag... Cartman didn’t touch it, but Kenny scratched it all over. The call!

Bas, from the entertainment portal smoothly grew into a massive anonymous group of people with complexes.

I made the soup myself and he didn’t like it.
Tagged with ><
What is the soup? why not?
XXX is OK! Spinach, cabbage, basil and water... I don’t know what he likes.
Where is the meat?
XXX: What else meat
Where is the meat, the salt?
Salt and meat are evil.
YYY: T_T

He had sex with his girlfriend, suddenly knocked on the door... asked to throw something out of his clothes...
WOW: And what then?
I didn’t think she’d throw my whistle on me...

c) RC

In the forum the topic about women's shooting of men in men's toilets:
and youth:
I painted another picture:
We are, therefore, sitting with my future chosen one on neighboring thrones somewhere in the high-spiritual establishment of the al-la theatre. As far as we can. By smell or by sounds, I decide that the neighbor is clearly suitable for my breeding and I decide to please him with my phone number, for which I pull out a sheet from a notebook for recording males, draw hearts there and write properly promised numbers. Then I squeam the sheet in a slit under the wall that separates our cabinets. A rough man’s voice is heard – “Thank you, friend!” and with gratitude he wipes his ass with this piece of paper.

I once told a friend how long ago, in Soviet times, he was fined by a police officer for crossing the street near the zebra. He began to get angry:
I was just a meter from the transit.
“Try crossing the river a metre from the bridge, and then we’ll talk.

14 and 13:
Hey, fucking... we’re sorry for this topic, two toilets on the floor... well that’s clear. Three months ago the director was a man, and therefore, see, in the male toilet was a euro-repair.. since the month we have a director - a woman.. thankfully I come out of the "female", the cleaner changes the tables "M" "J" places with the words: "All... power changed"))

Advertising on the website:
There is a possibility within the capital to approach any (except parking lots) place on the elevator, break the side glass of the car you ordered, and pour into the salon through the pipe 200 liters of dirt pumped from the sewage. All work 2-3 minutes (controlled) The cost is $1500.
After the procedure, the machine is not subject to restoration."

When the administrator faces a really serious problem, against which the drum does not help, he calls on friends-admin, who, in addition to the drum, play on other musical instruments. This is how a metal group is born.

Search in Yandex:
How to surrender EEG?
Who invented EEG?
Where does Fursenko live?
Buying a sniper rifle

and ppc!I woke up from the wild rainbow!! to
In the words of my brother:
I woke up, I didn’t touch anyone, suddenly music
begins wildly screaming at the neighbor from below (proger or admin [hz]).
10 minutes, then such a loud voice in the microphone "MU-HA-HA-HA(in the style of Dr. Zlo),
Don’t turn on the electricity again, I’ll start singing again! I have 3 uninterrupted ones!and "

In 5 minutes...
"The same"

~Ulitko ~