48987 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:55)
XXX is
Just today ALL 9A came in mini shirts... and I have it... well.... like stress... yes, stress

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Oh all of it?? to

48976 (saved 2009-02-23 at 22:10)
Contacted by...
Name of Group: Paradise
Group Type: This is a closed group, all those who wish to join are approved by the Creator.

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and the group "Ad"
This is an open group. Anyone who wishes can join.

YYY: How does a guy ask for a request?
This can be done very briefly and tactically!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
xxx: Maybe, but I wanted to offer a more loyal way.
Please write forgiveness)))

Lex (15:14:10 24/02/2009)
Don’t write me for five minutes.

Lex (15:14:18 24/02/2009)
Director has arrived

XSS (15:14:52 24/02/2009)
The Director!! You are a naked director!! to

Conversation with Bob:
XXX is
Would I fuck you?

Bolton
And what next?

...just all the desire with this answer rejected...

Dialogue at the Children’s Playground:
Mother and daughter D.
Q: What kind of tree is this?
M: It’s probably an asshole.
D: No, Mommy, this is not a tree, but this, without branches, which...
M: This is, daughter, electric pillar

Iridial: on one photo site there is a service: write a SMS with the number and the phone will come a favorite photo. I asked in the comments why not just save the photo on the computer and then download it on the phone. I was joked for this and the comment was deleted)))

My parents decided to move me away. All night they are sitting argue,what to buy first: a notebook or a microwave. Orals and orals. In the end, the grandfather did not stand and issued:"You can not do without the toilet, all the rest of it!"
You will not argue.

The Comrade! February has only 28 days! Pay for the Internet!

The local newspaper:
To write this article, I was motivated by a recent case of two old ladies. One told the other that she did not trust the ATMs, and that she took all of her pension from the ATM and took it to the bank.

49144 (saved 2009-02-24 at 18:25)
49096 (saved 2009-02-24 at 14:30)
Men and girls, readers of BORA! I offer all-serunetovsky flashmob - at least one day to spend the right way, not as many are used to. Thus e. To be polite in spite of anything, to bring garbage to the urn, to skip female faces (helping them open doors), to give a place to the elderly. Try not to argue. We need no one but ourselves. Not to the state, not to the authorities, not to anyone. Let’s just start with ourselves. At least for one day. If you want, you can continue.
If you agree and do, press +. If not, ignore it. To get to the first page of the best - there are more People. I do not expect more.

+1000, I propose to do not 1 day, but the 2nd specific 8 and 9 March, we will make our women a double gift, raise their mood!

And of course, we do not arrange all sorts of drinks, namely, we do a celebration for girls! ^ ^ ^

Emotional Hits:

Venus is tired! They want freedom!

Saxon: The throat with a dead grip compresses the years...

Saxon: I’ve eaten a piece of the test, now it’s hard to crack,

Saxon: I only have to cry!! to

A sentence from an offended woman:
Do not touch my dignity with your shortcomings.

By the way a person pronounces the word Random, one can understand that he started studying English earlier, or programming.

K to:
48816 (saved 2009-02-23 at 00:30)
xxx(23:57:47 19/02/2009)
Is Minsk Belarus?

yyy (23:58:06 19/02/2009)
Belarus is a tractor.
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This is the refrigerator ;)

xxx: entered in translate.google.com "Have you lived a grandfather", in English it turned out: "Once upon a grandfather yes woman".

Strange, but I did it:

grandfather had lived da baba
I didn’t put a defiant.

xxx is a baby ?

yyy: ah)))))))

xxx: da baba in da house)))))

imBOT was kicked by Anidm
MAMAP – sending a large number of same types of messages
Mamap: what he wrote was off-top =
Mamap was kicked by Anidm

My sister is an educated chemist, I used to sometimes drink with her peers. And sooner or later, some of them always said "Taak! I need a wolfram corbid!"And he went somewhere...

Only then I learned that tungsten carbide is written as "WC".

c) Quarterly

xxx: Regarding the fish, by the way, I didn't tell you how we lived in our apartment, in the bathroom, in a thick bowl?
YYY: *ROFL* Who is it? not eat!
That is the fish!
xxx: I tell you - in a fish store, in the market began to sell live fish. My dad loves to eat fresh fish. He bought this pollen, brought home, the fish is still alive, in the package shakes.
xxx: Well, we are all, the ichthyologists foolish, let her in the bath, she’s like killing!)) Okay, she is alive.
No one in the family was washing for 3 days. There lived a bulldozer. We even tried to feed him. Then Dad got it, he got it, and on the bowl. The day probably no one talked to Daddy, let alone that there was Tolu! He almost became my friend! :D
Ahahaha, you are burning!

Question: Hello Doctor, I have a question. When having sex with my wife I have no problems, and if I want to have sex with another woman there are problems in the absence of an erection. Why is it happening?
Answer: Because the conscience is awakened.

Aaa... I knew, I knew that the conscience where on the fuck talks :)