Mommy
What is "hz"

Kenny
Hemp rabbit

Sphere: all the performances of the Obama barracks must be translated by a guy speaking Niger in American comedies!!! to

On the channel "Vesti" burned: "...Moscow is waiting for FURT frosts. In the near future, the thermometer column will fall to -10, and then to -18..."
That fucking! No, that's in Novosibirsk -30 and we've just gotten slightly overwhelmed?! to

x (09:33:07 30/01/2009)
Good morning Valery. What do you hear in a week?

y(09:33:57 30/01/2009)
Hi, Denis, we are all peaceful and calm.

x (09:34:47 30/01/2009)
I am glad for you, though I am Dmitry.

y (09:35:27 30/01/2009)
I’m just 29 years old like Vitaly.

Filed to (11:15:50 29/01/2009)
The morning!
TeMHuK (11:24:36 29/01/2009)
Hi to you!
How is it?
Filed (11:25:37 29/01/2009)
The future is clear and clear. You can’t confuse your ass with anything.

In my childhood I was:
They played in the pursuit, I and another fled from the third. And because I looked back, I did not see the open hole, of course, I fell there. Everything would just scratch, but the shit on me from the top of the second fell (also turned around), this my body did not tolerate and I cut off. My friend was terrified, slowed me down and I didn’t. He rushed up to call an ambulance, there is a third on the asphalt lying and shaking, and then as he screams "AAAAAAAAA!!And" it is still going on. This was even more frightened (according to his words, he was shaken), he thought and he also needed an ambulance. He leaves the picture: he runs after us and we disappear in turn in the asphalt, he is at the beginning in the aquarium, and then he came to him =)

Funny...
I go for cigarettes, I think... The car is broken, the insurance company has covered a copper pelvis, the girl has gone, I have been reduced...
I bought not the ones that are usual, but twice as cheap, I open the package - the inscription on the foil: "Everything just begins"...

Kk to:
by K:
K is
K to:
"Admines, give comments, take the abyss to squeeze your quotes on quotes!"

Really give it! They are already fucking!

Yes to! Give it! Fuck to fuck!

Well really! It is time! People for!! to

The stones! The stones! The stones!

Please! Please!! to

According to the law of wickedness, the desire to do something good usually coincides.

with a sharp attack of Lenny.

by Yuri Tatarkin

About advertising.

There is, therefore, on television a cartoon advertisement of the famous - well, very

The famous! and gazed drink. There, like in a machine that sells

There are different kinds of beasts living there: some blind puppy.

Penguins in caps, swollen flying columns in glasses, fur balls with

One wicked bread in the whole essence (the dream of mine lovers). and all

It is fun, enjoyable and filled with your favorite drink. Tribe 5 years

I am confused at this show. Mother, struck thin pedagogical

A threatening moment:

“You’ll drink this bad c-k-u... you’ll become like them!”! to

The child trembled, instantly changed in the face and gave birth.

P.S Congratulations to the creators!

A man is on a bus to work. He stands, so dumb, and thinks:

Life is shit, wife is a deer, people are usurpatory demons.

Behind it stands an angel with a notebook and writes: "Life is shit, wife is straw,

People are shit... How strange, the same again. No matter what, once

You have to do it ".

Krasnoyarsk
What are you training?
HHH
The Brain
HHH
Fighting Chess
Krasnoyarsk
? to
Krasnoyarsk
What? in real?
HHH
Handshake
Krasnoyarsk
You know how to fight well!? to
Krasnoyarsk
You will, if you protect me.
HHH
From whom?
Krasnoyarsk
of all enemies.
HHH
Crocodiles do not have natural enemies in nature.

>>>The square after the beer told: They buckled in Serpukhov with Trina. And they themselves live in Protvino, you need to go on the first bus in the morning (as they had a separate story there), they were bushy while waiting for him almost frozen to death and when they sat in the bus they cut out salty. They come to the place, they are awakened, and with Troy trouble - no sleeper is any worse. They were pinning, lily with water, all the waves already, a hurricane was driving. Eventually, with the driver decided to take him out, pulled put on the snow, he immediately opens his eyes "and, what is our?" jumps up, runs into the bus falls on the seat and cut off.

by Blink747
What does my beloved girlfriend do?

PartyGirl*
I paint my nails, I sit in bigodes and I listen to Sergey Zverev

PartyGirl*
Am I still your favorite girlfriend? and. and. and.

and the dragon:
I have a girl acquaintance. She is 5 years. Yesterday I composed the song :))))) I hanged my clothes, and she:

"Dasha weighed underwear, weighed weighed, weighed weighed...weighed weighed we welcome new year")))))

Mr Guff<Take a Baby> ‎(5:21):
Inscription at the entrance
Mr Guff<Take the Baby> ‎(5:22):
"Close the door
It is cold (cold)
It is hot (shut down)
Duet (Closed out)
Fuck it!and "

4569xxxxx: You have been added
4569xxxxxxx: Hello! Can you meet your regular friends? It is Marina!
YYY: What is it?
The Morning!I just ask. How old are you?
YYY: 21
The Morning!It is clear! I am 16 and I will be 17 years old. Does she have a boyfriend?
YYY: You are carrying...
YYY: Where did you get my number?
The Morning!I did not understand? Is there an internet site? Not being acquainted?
YYY: where is the interest of ASIA????????????????????What kind of acquaintances?
The Morning!With you! You are careful. List, and then the city name Nick years and any. I cannot get to know you.
YYY: Do you know Russian?
The Morning!Yes of course. And you?
YYY: Again in essence...
YYY: How old are you?
The Morning!16 years old, will I be 17 years old?
YYY: Who will you be?
The Morning!: Which?
YYYY is fucking.

PS: A girl from Chelyabinsk. There are not only men who are harsh...

Quote templates for Bash:
1st
He>Gone naked, the fool is dumb
What>
He>s quite wrong :-[

1.1 is
Ohhhhhh I am gay
Oh well. I too
Ohhhhhh The fucking mistake.
Ohhhhhh?? to
Oh fucking fucking. and [

2nd
Today we have a boy one said loudly "Kakaška". They were all in kindergarten.

Three
Ohhhhhh I saw in the urn near the body a package of Gandons.
Oh well. This is a tough session :(

If your quote fits under one of these templates - you are a painter and burn you in hell!

Talk to a 17-year-old blonde
She: Listen, I don’t understand what the university is and how it differs from the institute.
I: well...how to say, university and institute, is like the Netherlands and the Netherlands, the name is different and the same.
Is there a lot of grass in the university and in the institute?
I am :o
The Curtain

Riding skies, took the rights with him so that in the car not to leave and lost somewhere. I went to Gaia with an explanation. I write: "I was riding skies - lost the rights."
To what the haishchniker answers me: that the skiing rights are not needed!! to