Sex treats absolutely all diseases.
He is: True? Probably very venereal.

From the news:

Russian aircraft unnoticedly flew to the US Navy aircraft carrier "Kitty Hawk" and photographed it in all poses.

I work as a laboratory in the department. Now I sit, the teacher at the first course takes the exam on software hardware. The subject of information protection.
What if you get spam?
I will remove him.
Remove it immediately?
and immediately.
is exactly?
and exactly.
Will you not open?
I will not.
Do you never read spam?
and no.
If it’s boring, you’ll probably read it.
I will not.
And why?
It is not interesting.
How do you know what’s not interesting if you haven’t read it?
– to?! to

After half an hour of questions...

Have you opened the system?
and no.
And why?
There was no need.
We would come home and do it before going to bed.
Why Why?! to
When you’re nervous, how do you relax?
I slowly breathe and exhale.
You can also use the system block.

I always sleep at lectures, then before the session I take a friend to rewrite...
I sit down, clap a conspect on the theory of probability.
Let n independent tests be carried out, in each of which the likelihood of appearance, by the way, some here, and then - revealed! - they will notice that instead of a piece of lecture, something is written, and it will be embarrassing to ask, and where the normal lecture and the lecture will continue, just the pre-ed went out, and I decided to write a message to you in the future, events A is equal to p"

I’ll give her a candy tomorrow for a good mood.)

He came drunk to sleep and fell
She pulled off his pants and accidentally with the cowards.
He looks, and he has the whole member in gloss.
Shortly she called his brilliant member-)))
Where do you come from? 😉
He dressed the tree.

Roma RS: Hello come!! to
XeaL Storm: Not in that Window

Sooner or later, luck will smile to you, but in time.

Why did Georg Otz not sing “The Demon” in Kazan Opera?



There was a singer in our country, who was really loved by everyone:

and old and young, and whatever he sings (popular song, opera,

classics – everything was wonderful in this highest culture

The artist).



He went to the Kazan Opera to sing Rubinstein’s Demon. by V

The first act of this opera is on the scene "fight in heaven" for the soul of Tamara.

“She suffered and loved, and heaven had mercy on her.”

and Lermontov.



On the top of a rock stands, with his hands crossed, a black Demon (Georg Otis), and

On the top of another rock is an angel shining in white clothes and wings.

Everyone claims, “She will be mine,” the orchestra bounces, the passions boil, and

between the rocks flying little angels (their work scenes are

Start from different sides to ride on small wheels on the invisible.

Half the trousers.



Suddenly, an angel’s wheel jumped off. Others all

They fly, and this hangs still, and still under the corner. The spectators, of course,

They see and laugh. The brigadier of the workers, of course, began to lead

The rescue work. It could end safely when

The composer Rubinstein would not have written in his opera in this place.

for the whole orchestra a long general break is when suddenly

There is complete silence in the theater, no one plays or sings.





And in this sudden, sudden silence all

They hear the brigadier’s exhausting scream: “Who... are you looking there? Push him

A bowl in j.pu!“!”



Demon (George Otis) tears from his rock, went to change clothes and makeup.

He went to Tallinn. The opera was performed by a local singer.



Vladimir D.

by Gazprom:

We have gas in the apartment. And with you?

The Oil:

We have a gas pipeline. Here is...



of Bulgaria:

The fire has been extinguished, this time...

The truck brought wood - it is two...



by Putin:

From our window.

The Red Square is visible.

by Tymoshenko:

In our window.

A cat walks on the tube.



Yushchenko, Tymoshenko and Dubina:

We went to Brussels.

There is such an ecstasy...

Everybody talks about blue.

The red green gas.



Whoever was sitting on the cradle,

Who sings songs on ski...



Vitya sang, Vovan remained silent, Piebalgs bowed right.



It was evening, there was nothing to do.

Prehistory: We have a housewife, Tanyuša, she is 25 years old. The girl loves to walk, so at home sometimes does not sleep, before it calls and warns her mother that the doors for the night can be closed, she will not be. Blonde inside and outside.

In fact, the story - I sit in the kitchen, mother comes and says - called Tanya, said that she left the phone at home and asked to turn it off, so that no one would call her at night.
I get up on the machine and go to her room to look for the phone. Mother comes, we look together, we do not find.
And then I get a fuzzy thought – I ask mom – mom, and from what number did Tanya call you? From whom, from whom, from whom?
and pause.
and RJC.

K to:
Interestingly, I am the only one who, when I see a quotation on the topic of errors, check the distance between the confused letters on the keyboard, and if they are far from each other, with the thought of "thinking" I put a minus?

You are not alone! A lot of us!

and make another button "Hide quotes about Ukraine" ;-)

Daddy and Daddy hang the lighthouse, you have to make the legs.
WOW why?
When asked if she would fall, the grandfather replied "Normal"
WOW : and?
He has already said his "Normal" twice in my memory. The first time I failed in the lawn in the winter together with the saucers, and in the second time its current shortened.

Welcome to Hello!
Rox: Ah, hello to you!
Half an hour of acquaintance.
What about work?!! to
RoX: Well I don’t know...I didn’t think so far
So far it is :(
Tagged: goodbye
RoX: O_o
Stupid blonde: So you’re not going?
The Blonde: Yahoo
RoX: O_O
The idiot: What does that mean?!! to

A child, 4 years old, learns to write in word. The cat-helper of the ward comes out and cries.Children: Go out, creature!! to
No more horrors.

I saw one man telling a crossword.
This word is -
"end" 4 letters, 2nd letter "o".
Written by: "Spring"
and omg.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Go to Nashville!
Tag: go yourself
Thank you, you passed the anti-spam check, now you can write to me!

Veress (03:52:22 14/01/2009)
Show me all your passion, all your emotions and secret desires.

xxx (03:52:30 14/01/2009)
HY is

12:35:27) he: Vani has 12 apples
12:35:33) he: Petty has 8 apples
12:35:40) he: and Vas in the ass of salt
12:35:51) who was the last to flee from the colloquial garden?
(12:36:19) she is: Vanessa
12:36:28 And what is it?
(12:36:37) She: He has more apples
(12:36:44) he is: fucking
(12:36:46) she is : :-D
12:36:51) he: BASH is right
(12:37:03) he: asked the same question to the blonde, she answered the same - Vanya
12:37:12) he: also, the fox, because he has more apples
(12:37:13) she is a crazy
12:37:34) and what is the correct answer?
(12:37:43) he is: in you stupid
(12:37:47) he is: Vasya!!! to
(12:38:08) he: because his guard from a gun salt in the ass hit him
(12:38:09) she: *HAHA* because he has salt in his pop
(12:38:19) he is: pipet
12:38:40) he: It was meant - Do you know what makes a smart blonde different from a snowman?
(12:38:52) she is: No
12:38:55 What is it?
12:39:05) he: the fact that the snowman at least someone has seen
(12:39:21) she is: *SCRATCH*
(12:39:29) is she: and who?
(12:39:36) he is: fucking

Sss: Kate, it happens that all your dreams collapse, the beautiful disappears and you feel terrible??? Has a guy ever cheated on you?
The KKK: Yes. Fuck them both with a spade, stitch a lambada and go away. You are the best and that’s all.