There are a lot of smart and honest people, but they are arranged so competently that they do not.

interfered with.

Were you back in the bathroom at night?
I: Yes Yes
Are you not ashamed to behave like this? You are a married adult woman.
I: You know, dear, when a married woman shakes, it should be shameful not to her ;)
Gone Offline

Vreditel: Fuck 3 euro joke for the lens it is crazy of gold
Leshka: From the special glass there fucking 12 lenses and another stabilizer with the professor
Not three jokes.
Leshka: Fuck sniper I think is cheaper
Vreditel: Anywhere and how much more efficient to shoot from it
Vreditel: And money for photos give more
Leshka: Cutting into the topic

Does the conscience torment?
Conscience is in the shares.
Izmailov

We look at the neighbor’s milk advertisement in the village.
And at the end of this phrase, with the voice of my grandmother: Drink my milk...
I'm in panic: I hope this cow said...
The neighbor under the table.

A cat fell from the eighth floor.
Demon: How is it? and live?
GirLa: I don’t know whether he was alive or not, but he ran away.

XXX is fucking! It would be offensive if you were a Siamese twin and your brother was gay.
WOW : Why?
That shit is one!

In all games there are codes such as endless ammunition, endless life and so on. And in my body, somebody has picked up endless soppes.

Is that the irony of fate?You want it and I’ll do it, but it won’t work.

The culture channel. The program focuses on Tolkien, and in particular the Lord of the Rings. He murdered an old woman. It says that in our time all the main characters are non-people, and hobbies including.
The voice from the room: Cheberuraška was not a man either!

People buying a licensed version of Windows Bill Gates puts in the list of friends in contact (0_o)

I work as a lawyer in a domestic construction company. Sometimes there are days when there is absolutely nothing to do. And you sit, you come up with some workpiece, you translate the papers there... I made copies of the founding documents (the two most important papers in the firms), I asked for them, the director put the signature, the stamp got in. Everything would be fine, but only the blood from the nose went. And here's one dumb drop on all the work I did, carefully close to the signature.
Fuck, now this document has the highest legal force: attached with the signature of the head, the seal and the blood of the lawyer.

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Tell a terrible story. I will fall asleep sooner.

222 (22:13:32 20/01/2009)
They lived... and the shit... and the darkness...

xxx: I want to get in the subway, I will sit in front of the escalator in the cabin and quote from the tower through the speaker to passengers read =)))))))))))

by K
At the request for guessing, Yandex issued a page with various ways, among them was this:

Guessing on the cups

In the night of the New Year, all members of the family take a spoonful of water and take it to a cold place, and in the morning they look: who has water frozen with deepening, he will die, and who has a spoonful or a spoonful - will live in the coming year.

What a gesture. "Mommy is your spoon! Do not worry!"

He: Well go to me.
What about being teleported?
It is virtual
He: Lie next to me
Let’s go virtual.
He begins
She: I sit on the edge of your bed
He : and
She slowly drops the black silk dress from my shoulder.
It is: Yes
She: and under it only black socks.
Their actions?
He: I take your hand and move towards me.I begin to lead your hands around your body.
Do you want to lick?
He : No
She: Then I dress up and leave HDDDD
He says, “Where are you going, I’ll take you by force.
She: I am a Shaolin nun!! to
She: and the master of sport in Aikido!!! to
She: And in the bandage I have a poisoned pinch!
He said, “Put me off! You are mine!
She: I take your hand and hit your jaw!
And then in the smell! I make a salto mortale! You are attacking!
She: I avoid striking with the left, I do the "the stealing tiger" and you are striking the left corner!! to
She: Listen, well, fuck this sex, let’s do better!! to
He: All the grandmothers are like the grandmothers... and I got the fucking...

Title: Describe Yourself
Meaning of character, hobbies, height, weight of the eye
Fuck to Fuck!!! I won’t be quiet until I find something to weigh in the eye!!!! to

I smiled with a friend :)

How are you on the personal front?

No, no, no, no, no, nothing is personal

During the course, our chemistry teacher gave:
Maxim to the board!
My name is Denis.
Do not be smart!
O_O

Smiley invented it.
xhh: ~:C is a guy from the "dinner at the hutor near the wild"