The teacher tells us that they are now studying interest rates in 1st class.
Student: Per to take loans...
Teacher: It is good that loans are only given from the age of 18!
Students from 14.
Is it possible from 14? Poor children! So much temptation.

The processor can be disconnected, but is it possible to disconnect the programmer?
A young programmer can spread up to 88 bugs per hour
A brigade of fucking coders can easily be dispersed... and hired instead of them one normal person.

If the earth were flat, cats would have long since struck everything from the edge.

Bush: you need to re-call the daddy, sanctify the office, or the computers are doing something strange.
zod4iy: ha ha, a great joke!
zod4iy: stop, again??????? to

In general, before the first use of the spell, the wizard does not know what patronus he has.
- Ah, I guess you say a spell and a cloud of mosquitoes appears.
Or even a whale. Stupidly falling from the sky and pressing all the dementors.

Of course no

People, gentlemen, do you seriously argue in the 21st century, the Earth is round or flat?

How can you question stupidity? Any reasonable person knows that the earth is flat.

Do you know the difference between "if" and "if"?
YYY: IF - such an operator is not in 1C
YYY: That’s the difference.

And after all, even the thought will not arise that there are people who do not plan to break the law.
YYY: Plans are not about it. If you sharply include the strongly Orthodox laws of Moses (Orthodox for some reason more than the Old Testament prefer to quote), and the Muslims - the Sharia flood of the 8th century, then 99% will have to be stoned, so that the option remains two: either stones strictly according to the law, or shells in the western right, but with the condition not to carry the wreckage.

at work. An employee addresses me:
Hi, you are a programmer! My home computer is not on, let me bring it, can you see and fix it?
- Sorry, Rosa Markovna, but I do not provide personal services at work.
And why?
It is not convenient to take money from your colleagues.
DAK is good! I just don’t have money, I thought you would look like that.

That night, the neighbor on top stood so erotically that I couldn’t stand it and boycotted lying in bed. Then my emotions calmed down and I realized that it was the cuddling of the neighbor’s cat.

The sum of the angles in the oval is not 360 degrees? This is the turn!

They give themselves grass. Can I be?
The sum of the external angles or the internal?
The triangle is disgusting, because it has only 180 degrees of sum of angles. The square is quiet, the rectangle is not on the roof either. And only the five-angle and other multi-angle unexpectedly summarize the angles and try to understand, and where is the nail?

xxx: Question to knowledgeable people: At what stage of dating are you offered an iPhone? No girl ever said to me, “Listen, I’ll suck you off if you buy an iPhone.”
YYY: You probably see it without questions.
XXX: What do you see?
You are not an iPhone tree. Just a tree.

The shit about weapons. The majority of participants (who inadvertently, who consciously) misses one important thing. It’s not just about taking and allowing everyone to wear the trunk uncontrollably. Permission to wear is required. With the main criterion as a condition for issuance - mental balance and absence of mental illnesses. And also, after passing the relevant courses, in which the person will be trained both the use of weapons and the legal aspects of its use. But (!!!) A complete revision of the law on self-defense and the practice of its application is necessary, because with the schizophrenic system that exists, the citizen has no legitimate opportunity to protect himself and his loved ones. The criminal, of course, absolutely mock the law, he, unlike a law-obedient citizen, is not limited by anything but personal feasibility and fantasy. As a result, it turns out that in order to defend yourself, you must either die (or allow violence against yourself and loved ones), or be prepared to sit in jail for it. Examples of this, both in Russia and in other countries with fucking legislation on self-defense, are not numbered.

My grandmother dreamed of a deceased sister ten years ago. And he said something like "You will die for your names!". Grandma was a healthy woman and did not complain about her health, but she believed in dreams. On the day of her name (a few days later) she laid down clean bedding, gave orders and lay down to die, right as a lady in Russian classics. I was lying for two days and nothing happened. I got up and went to work on the farm.

A month later, she said: her sister dreamed again, she pretended to her: what, say, she lied! I woke up without waiting for an answer. My mother-in-law (her son) cautiously asks: "Mom, my aunt Anya has been confusing all her life, you have always mocked her!" My grandmother is that, yes, really. He lives to this day.

"Flight from Shropshire"

Is this a Ukrainian double?

I am surprised by Yandex's display of underwear advertising - I did not look for anything like this, did not go to websites, did not discuss on the phone. I looked up and saw that it was not clothes, but a system of climbing insurance. It calmed)

You say that the Earth is a flat disk. What about Antarctica?
What about Antarctica? It is a huge ice wall on the edge of the disc so that no one falls from it.

When there is a multivarka, you can live without a wife.

YYY: Hey, does she need a hole? Can the model?? to

xxx: You can and the model, and the neighbor - the multivarka will not say anything.

How to live in this world? I tell everyone I know about a wonderful couple, trust in which absolutely, in my opinion. One day she stayed with me until midnight to watch a film under the cognac, despite the fact that her husband was supposed to take her, but he could not and I accompanied her home. Not even a single thought arose. I was thinking about myself - and I would be able to leave my wife almost for the night to a man I didn't know for a long time?
They are an example of relationships. No one clamps each other in the frame. They love each other without memory. They do not betray. They just don’t need it.
And here a friend tells me:
Are these the swingers you talked about?
How, Mother, could this have happened out of my enthusiasm?

As one wanderer said, looking at the trail in the freshly laid concrete:
Man is a cattle that does not understand human.“”